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Factotum666 - I have a $1000.00 that you cannot explain to me how DNA functions or is created in the body with its billions of known codes is to have evolved with out a living God - I will bet you an additional $1000.00 that you cannot adiquitly explain the functions of a living cell and its billions of function without a living God to believe that some how a living cell or DNA could have come out of some soupy gaseous mix is the complete Apex of stupidity, pride and conceit

creationistrue, Livescience 71 Comments [11/24/2009 7:47:09 PM]
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11/24/2009 10:09:34 PM

Zipperback

It's an intelligent bet.

If creationistrue is the person to define adequate explanation then his/her money is safe. I doubt you can explain evolution adequately to creationistrue for the same reasons you can't adequately explain the Korean War to a squirrel.

11/24/2009 10:31:37 PM

Mike Sihl

I doubt you even have that money.

11/24/2009 10:46:28 PM

Musicalbookworm

I could really use that $2k who do I e-mail a brief essay to?

11/24/2009 11:09:09 PM

misshani

Oh, it can be explained. Just not enough to convince you. It will never be enough for you.

Because you only see what you want to see.

11/24/2009 11:31:38 PM

Thejebusfire

I'll bet you my entire bank account that you can't even pass a basic fourth grade grammar test.

11/24/2009 11:54:44 PM

Painful

For the love of anything - ALL COMPUTERS HAVE SPELL CHECKS, why don't you use them?!??!

I doubt you're really going to pay any money for an "adiquitly" explained phenomenon that most kids who like dinos can explain before they hit 10 years. Though in this economy I could really use the money, maybe there is a kid I could con to explain it to you in terms you'll understand.

11/25/2009 12:28:47 AM

Sisyphus

Why do I get the feeling that one could present "creationistrue" with an erudite, factual and complete answer to his questions and not see a penny of that $1000?

11/25/2009 12:44:09 AM

nutbunny

How about spending those $2000.00 on some fucking biochemistry and genetics textbooks instead.

11/25/2009 12:48:42 AM

aaa

Five bucks says that you will keep moving the goalposts until we get bored and you claim victory.

11/25/2009 1:17:53 AM

CailinBan

LOL - it's only the second $1000 bet which needs to be explained adiquitly [sic]. The first just needs to be explained. She should have consulted a lawyer before setting the terms of her bet.

So, who's going to go for it?

11/25/2009 2:17:43 AM

werewolf

I seriously doubt you have $2,000.00.

I also seriously doubt that you have the basic grasp of biology to even understand the explanations.

Makes you a complete Apex, doesn't it?

11/25/2009 2:24:48 AM

Clown

Argument from ignorance? You bet it is!

11/25/2009 2:38:51 AM

Brenz

Well as long as we're going to go for things we've yet to learn, I suppose there are any number of explanations that have no backing. God, the Spaghetti Monster, or the whole universe is an art project by a bored housewife in New Jersey.

11/25/2009 4:02:19 AM

The L

I'll do it. I could use an easy $2000.

11/25/2009 4:21:27 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Translation:

LietotumShitShitBullshit - I have $1000 (really I do, no bull) if you can prove my pre - concieved pig - headed notions wrong to my satisfaction, which of course you can't. Not to my satisfaction anyway. Lets go!

Fixed.

11/25/2009 4:22:42 AM

Big Jilm

Argument from Ignorance.

Just because it "seems" complex to you doesn't automatically mean "god diddit" nor does the conclusion follow from the premise (non-sequitor).

1. Things seem complex to me.
2. God didddit
3. Jesus

Batshit insane logic you have there (why must it be one god; why not 5 of them?). Also, your bullshit begs the question. If the complexity you think you see (subjective) requires a designer then you can bet your ass God is far more complex, and thus would also require a designer.

Read a fucking book and stop jumping to conclusions.

11/25/2009 4:44:04 AM

Canadiest

We could put 'toaster' in place of 'DNA'. Put the toasters factory blueprints,tech sheets and parts breakdown in front of you, and you'd still refuse to pay up. You have no interest or intention in looking at the evidence

11/25/2009 5:13:33 AM



I am finding it hard to imagine he would pay up with a username like creationistrue.

Also, I fail to see how claiming we came for a all powerful God with his image no less, in which our planet being the centure of the universe and all the other living creatures of the Earth being made to suit our own purposes contains any less stupidity, pride or conceit.

11/25/2009 6:21:06 AM

Mister Spak

I will bet $1000.00 that you don't know any of these things, even though you can look them up on google. I will bet an additional $1000.00 that you don't know how to spell adequately.

11/25/2009 6:29:21 AM

Dyz

"with out a living God"

I bet he can't explain how this is possible WITH a living God.

11/25/2009 6:33:52 AM

loser_sneeze

I have 1000.00 that says you have an elementary school education.

I have another 1000.00 that says you never mastered spell check.

11/25/2009 6:52:20 AM

MK

All I saw from this word garbage was "I have $2000 I want to give away to you."

11/25/2009 7:01:22 AM

Corwin

@1062259

Like the quote, but I did want to point out that the Milky Way is a BEAST of a galaxy, and gravitationally dominates the local area. You can see evidence of (I think) hundreds of absorbed/eaten galaxies from the remnants of stars orbiting at odd angles above the ecliptic.

Sorry, carry on.

11/25/2009 8:16:12 AM

Philbert McAdamia

English major? Pffffftt I bet he isn't even an American lieutenant. A sergeant, maybe.
You can always tell a sergeant, but you can't tell him much.

Soupy Mix - wasn't he that comedian that died recently? Or am I thinking of Soupy Sales? My bad.

11/25/2009 8:26:30 AM
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