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Factotum666 - I have a $1000.00 that you cannot explain to me how DNA functions or is created in the body with its billions of known codes is to have evolved with out a living God - I will bet you an additional $1000.00 that you cannot adiquitly explain the functions of a living cell and its billions of function without a living God to believe that some how a living cell or DNA could have come out of some soupy gaseous mix is the complete Apex of stupidity, pride and conceit

creationistrue, Livescience 71 Comments [11/24/2009 7:47:09 PM]
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And I have 1000.00 that says creationistrue can't explain adequately how DNA functions and the functions of a living cell, PERIOD. And unlike him/her, I'll accept the textbook definition.

11/25/2009 9:20:56 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Give me two days and I'll be claiming your $2000.

11/25/2009 10:23:13 AM

bbq burrito

I would also like to see him prove that he has $2000. That sounds like it might be his rent money and he can't give it up anyway. I'd like to see him explain this to his kids: "I'm sorry, no christmas this year. I made a bet with my internet penis."

11/25/2009 10:49:43 AM

Brianisha

Religion even the belief in god is based on faith. Therefore, you get to keep your 1,000$
umm most atheists dont believe they came from primordial ooze, just a few oddballs...

11/25/2009 10:57:42 AM

smartz

Easiest $2000 bucks Factotum666 will ever make!

11/25/2009 11:01:02 AM

Marsten

"Factotum666 - I have a $1000.00..."

I stopped believing you right there.

Because if history has taught us anything, it's that the only way a creationist could even GET $1000 is to have stolen it from someone else, a la Kent Hovind or VenomfangX.

So unless that's how you came across it, I'm calling bullshit. Because, let's face it, from that crock of shit you've posted, it's blatantly obvious that you didn't graduate university in order to get a well-paying job that'd let you EARN $1000. So yeah...

11/25/2009 11:14:12 AM

dr y

You owe 2000 dollars to the guy who wrote my high school biology book.


11/25/2009 12:21:58 PM

Retarded Hamster

@ wintermute : I get it!

11/25/2009 12:58:35 PM

Anna Ghislaine

dr y beat me to it; I was going to say something along those lines.

11/25/2009 1:33:02 PM

A Pedant

Interestingly this is the response to a challenge. In an earlier comment creationistrue had stated that a cataclysm would hit Jerusalem (along with assorted end of days type activity)"no later than 2017".

Factotum666 tested this faith by proposing a simple $100 bet that by 01.01.18 said cataclysm would not have happened.

True afficionados of the fundie genre will note the delicate way in which all reference to this challenge is ignored, the ground shifted and the stakes upped, smoothly blurring the subject from a clear prophesy of an event to a vague discussion of evolution and micro-biology. [never sure whether to hyphenate microbiology]

11/25/2009 1:59:19 PM

Classic

So does anyone else read this dullard's handle as "creationist rue" in spite of themselves? No? No one?

11/25/2009 2:02:40 PM

Jack D

I bet a $1000.00 that you will not understand any reasonable explanation I give you.

11/25/2009 7:01:19 PM



I'll take that bet...

11/25/2009 7:55:27 PM

refuter of fundy vermin

creationistrue - I have a $1000.00 that you cannot explain to me how DNA functions or is created in the body with its billions of known codes is to have been created by God - I will bet you an additional $1000.00 that you cannot adiquitly explain the functions of a living cell with the function of a 'living God'.

Change your name to 'creationisbullshit', fucktard. And get yourself a dictionary or use spellcheck. You obviously majored in stupidity, not English.




11/25/2009 8:36:02 PM

John_in_Oz

Um- The body has only three codes.
DNA, RNA and mRNA.
Donate the money to FSTDT, please.

11/26/2009 10:26:27 AM

Antichrist

Yeah, nobody's going to be able to explain it to you, the wall of wilful ignorance is just too great.

11/27/2009 1:44:54 AM

Reverand

I have $1,000,000 that you can't understand evolution

11/27/2009 2:42:34 AM

twholland

redneck alert, weeoooohweeeooooh!

11/29/2009 3:00:45 AM



Oooh... Am I in time to pick up $2000.00?

11/29/2009 6:50:58 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Pay up.

11/30/2009 12:07:47 PM

Dr. Novakaine

Of course we can't explain it to you. Hard to do that when you put your fingers and your ears and yell "I'M NOT LISTENING" over and over.

12/1/2009 2:46:06 PM
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