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(another poster writes: some people think that humans evolved from monkeys, and then ask why there are still monkeys..hahaha)

A more likely theory is that monkeys have de-volved from human beings who have chosen to deny the existence of their Creator and wandered off into the darkness of unbelief.

(same poster as before writes: "more likely" ? According to......?)

A lifetime of seeking for the Ultimate Truth, coupled with the Word of God, coupled with personal observation, coupled with common sense.

(same poster as before: Does this mean that I am going to turn into a monkey?)

Your fate is in your hands. Not knowing you, i can't call it.

ephraimanesti, christian forums 48 Comments [11/25/2009 1:36:28 PM]
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Kat

Uh, um, ok. Where is your evidence to support this theory?

11/25/2009 1:52:22 PM

Nathan the Wise

I dunno that the bible mentions monkeys much.

11/25/2009 1:54:57 PM

Doctor Whom

(same poster as before writes: "more likely" ? According to......?)

A lifetime of bullshitting, coupled with guessing what's in the Bible, coupled with personal speculation, coupled with wishful thinking.

Fixed.

11/25/2009 2:02:17 PM

Sweet Fancy Moses

He's close, but ultimately wrong; the reason for the de-evolving is opposite of what he declares, and he's a prime example that it's the fundies who are turning into monkeys.

11/25/2009 2:10:19 PM

Horsefeathers

"A more likely theory is that monkeys have de-volved from human beings who have chosen to deny the existence of their Creator and wandered off into the darkness of unbelief."

First of all, there's no such thing as "de-evolving". Second of all, this is one of the stupidest things I've read.

"A lifetime of seeking for the Ultimate Truth, coupled with the Word of God, coupled with personal observation, coupled with common sense."

Personal observation? Really? And the kind of sense you're using isn't common. It's more of the "non" variety.

"Your fate is in your hands. Not knowing you, i can't call it."

So I should be checking to see if I've sprouted a tail?

11/25/2009 2:21:27 PM

Papabear

Thou thinkest just as the piles of manure.

11/25/2009 2:37:42 PM



It's like a rock talking to another rock.

11/25/2009 2:50:51 PM

Smilodon

Please learn about a subject before you talk about it, that way you won't look like an idiot.

11/25/2009 3:03:54 PM

Trilobiter

Well, that was certainly different.

11/25/2009 3:17:04 PM

Dr. Shrinker

Wait a minute, when fundamentalists get mad what do they do? They screech and throw feces around! Do you think...naw, must be a coincidence.

11/25/2009 3:28:05 PM

WMDKitty

This is a Wallbanger! And it looks like ephraimanesti has an Idiot Ball glued to him.

11/25/2009 3:47:56 PM

Tykittää

How can something be 'coupled' with three different things?

11/25/2009 3:56:19 PM

Efrain

@The real WMDKitty:
DAMN IT! That site is addicting! D:<

11/25/2009 5:02:07 PM

Chatvert

@The real Slim Shady WMDKitty:

Oh no! TVTropes! My free time's nemesis! D:

11/25/2009 5:24:18 PM

Osiris

@Nathan the Wise: The Bible and a shit load of wishful thinking.

11/25/2009 5:25:36 PM

I said, "Steal THIS user-name", Troy, you gutless worm.

(The real WMDKitty)
"And it looks like ephraimanesti has an Idiot Ball glued to him."


Clearly so, and what's more, he's not the only one in this thread who does.

11/25/2009 5:43:42 PM

campbunny

How come whenever I see "word of god" and "faith" and "jesus," I imagine a preacher howling in a southern drawl "the WOOOORRRRRRD of GAAAAAWWWD" and "the LOOOVVVVE of JEEEEE-AYY-ZUS" and "re-PENT before it is too late, YE SINNERS"?

11/25/2009 7:30:54 PM

rubber chicken

So evolution cannot be but de-evolution can ? How does that work then ?

11/25/2009 7:42:48 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Huh. Maybe someday I really will be a mankey's uncle.

11/25/2009 7:43:24 PM

Vince

it's most insulting that this fuck really thinks he's smart.

11/25/2009 8:21:36 PM

Leliel

"A more likely theory is that monkeys have de-volved from human beings who have chosen to deny the existence of their Creator and wandered off into the darkness of unbelief."

Well that proves it. A chimp is smarter than a fundie.

11/25/2009 9:09:12 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Wow. You seriously do not understand evolution whatsoever. You really are a complete idiot.

11/25/2009 11:37:06 PM

aaa

Tell me a good reason to not fix your brain with a blunt object?

11/26/2009 12:58:39 AM

JonnyTruant

more likely supported by...

seeking ultimate truth? nope, doesn't cover it.
Word of God? nope, definitely not in the bible.
personal observation? yeah... nope. hallucinations and wishful thinking don't count.
common sense? nope, and you're yet another who proves that it's not all that common.

11/26/2009 1:53:56 AM

Clown

You stole that from Maya's.

http://www.mayankids.com/mmkbeliefs/maya_monkey.htm

11/26/2009 2:10:03 AM
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