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#1062917
Zeus Almighty
But, that was before god created mud man and rib woman, so there were no humans to see it.
11/25/2009 1:42:43 PM
#1062937
Nathan the Wise
Like he said, magic.
11/25/2009 1:55:34 PM
#1062939
rfraudreignz
"oh"
11/25/2009 1:56:39 PM
#1062953
Classic
Oh. God makes light. So "god" is the sun then? That's cool.
11/25/2009 2:04:57 PM
#1062961
Doctor Whom
By speculating as to the reason, you are adding to Scripture, which Scripture forbids. Have fun in hell. In the meantime, please keep in mind that quotation marks are not used for emphasis.
11/25/2009 2:10:49 PM
#1062970
Horsefeathers
"The light was not "magic"; it was created by God. I don't know where it went. And neither do I ''know'' why God did it that way, although I ''suspect'' it was so that He could teach us that the sun is ''not'' the ultimate source of life."
"I like my ignorance just as it is, thank you very much. Now leave me alone to wallow in it."
11/25/2009 2:18:22 PM
#1062972
Deftera
And I "know" that "you" are an idiotic "moron".
11/25/2009 2:19:52 PM
#1062981
sun is ''not'' the ultimate source of life
Oh really? Want to try living without it?
11/25/2009 2:29:36 PM
#1062994
Papabear
So, you don't know what, where or why, but you're sure about God.
11/25/2009 2:35:50 PM
#1063008
Old Viking
Was your mother, by any chance, frightened by a quotation mark?
11/25/2009 2:46:48 PM
#1063009
Tom S. Fox
11/25/2009 2:46:50 PM
#1063024
The light was not "magic"; it was created by God.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but things being created by an all-powerful supernatural being without explanation is pretty much the definition of "magic."
11/25/2009 3:05:59 PM
#1063034
Brainy
Storehouse of Knowledge?
Uber-LOL
11/25/2009 3:22:21 PM
#1063053
WMDKitty
Context?
11/25/2009 3:44:12 PM
#1063066
Wookieduck
And yet if a physicist were to say "I do not know what the universe looked like before the big bang"...
11/25/2009 3:58:16 PM
#1063072
Elia
So god is actually the sun. Then what's wrong with celebrating the solstice?
11/25/2009 4:01:58 PM
#1063121
Lainey
Oh, "really?"
11/25/2009 5:15:34 PM
#1063130
Osiris
Is this person being sarcastic or just confused as to how quotation marks are to be used?
11/25/2009 5:23:02 PM
#1063137
livingdead70
Hmm, so how does your garden grow with no sun?
A Storehouse of Stupidity
11/25/2009 5:25:21 PM
#1063141
PAnz
Of course light is not magic, science already knows how light forms and even measured the speed of it...unlike your god
11/25/2009 5:34:44 PM
#1063144
Zimmer
Oh look another troll.
Don't worry about who God is yet or even if He exists, just realize the universe needs a cause and can't come from nothing.
Why does the universe need a cause, but god doesn't?
And as for the rest of that...why didn't you bring the caesar dressing and cheese for that impressive word salad?
11/25/2009 5:39:06 PM
#1063145
Dr. Shrinker
@ Troy who is masquerading as Elia
"Don't worry about who God is yet or even if He exists,"
I don't
"...just realize the universe needs a cause and can't come from nothing."
Why not? What makes you such an expert? And, for the thousandth time why should we apply this notion to the universe and not to your god?
"Let me know if you have reached that point yet."
Don't patronize me Troy.
"If you were to find a cause for radioactive decay or whatever, you would still say something else could happen all by itself."
And you point here is...? I mean, science always provides you with more questions to be answered. Religion may provide final answers, but they are meaningless answers, so why bother?
"Are you like a 3 year old?"
I said don't patronize me.
"There is observably proven trillions of causes in nature and no hard evidence something (in nature) comes from that which does not exist."
That doesn;t prove god. It only means that there are more questions to be answered. An inquisitive mind embraces this fact. I dull mind hides its face in the corner and screams for an easy answer. that is all your god is, an easy answer to soothe your fears.
"Why shut your mind down to this fact?"
See my above response and tell me who is shutting their mind.
"Why don't you like fact-based overwhelming preponderance of evidence that is beyond a reasonable doubt?"
I do, that is why I reject your god. Your god is a supernatural entity and thus incapable of being examined by natural evidence.
"e.g. throwing a baseball. Try it out, throw a baseball."
And that would prove what now?
"Why do you need to know all things to know if the universe requires a cause?"
Who the @#$! said that?
"That's stupid."
I agree. Why did you bring it up?
"Stop avoiding the question. Only God could know all things."
Why should I assume that god exists? Your screed begins by telling me not to think about him.
"You make yourself out to be God then."
Your god does not exist. if I am wrong, then show me your god.
"How obnoxious and pompous!"
But spamming this stupid screed on every thread you can find isn't? You've got some weird ideas of those words mean.
"You don't care about logic do you?"
Do you even know what that word "Logic" means? Your screed does not suggest that you do.
11/25/2009 5:43:37 PM
#1063169
Mrs. Antichrist
What "you" say.
11/25/2009 6:25:22 PM
#1063185
Dr. Shrinker
@ #1063170
Stealing my screen handle and throwing mean names around is a very immature reaction to being called on your nonsense.
Signed,
the real Dr. Shrinker
11/25/2009 6:35:07 PM
#1063199
What an amusing spammer we have here.
11/25/2009 6:47:02 PM
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