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The light was not "magic"; it was created by God. I don't know where it went. And neither do I ''know'' why God did it that way, although I ''suspect'' it was so that He could teach us that the sun is ''not'' the ultimate source of life.

Philip Rayment, A Storehouse of Knowledge 61 Comments [11/25/2009 1:36:44 PM]
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WTF?! || meh

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Zeus Almighty

But, that was before god created mud man and rib woman, so there were no humans to see it.

11/25/2009 1:42:43 PM

Nathan the Wise

Like he said, magic.

11/25/2009 1:55:34 PM



11/25/2009 1:56:39 PM


Oh. God makes light. So "god" is the sun then? That's cool.

11/25/2009 2:04:57 PM

Doctor Whom

By speculating as to the reason, you are adding to Scripture, which Scripture forbids. Have fun in hell. In the meantime, please keep in mind that quotation marks are not used for emphasis.

11/25/2009 2:10:49 PM


"The light was not "magic"; it was created by God. I don't know where it went. And neither do I ''know'' why God did it that way, although I ''suspect'' it was so that He could teach us that the sun is ''not'' the ultimate source of life."

"I like my ignorance just as it is, thank you very much. Now leave me alone to wallow in it."

11/25/2009 2:18:22 PM


And I "know" that "you" are an idiotic "moron".

11/25/2009 2:19:52 PM

sun is ''not'' the ultimate source of life

Oh really? Want to try living without it?

11/25/2009 2:29:36 PM


So, you don't know what, where or why, but you're sure about God.

11/25/2009 2:35:50 PM

Old Viking

Was your mother, by any chance, frightened by a quotation mark?

11/25/2009 2:46:48 PM

Tom S. Fox

11/25/2009 2:46:50 PM

The light was not "magic"; it was created by God.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but things being created by an all-powerful supernatural being without explanation is pretty much the definition of "magic."

11/25/2009 3:05:59 PM


Storehouse of Knowledge?


11/25/2009 3:22:21 PM



11/25/2009 3:44:12 PM


And yet if a physicist were to say "I do not know what the universe looked like before the big bang"...

11/25/2009 3:58:16 PM


So god is actually the sun. Then what's wrong with celebrating the solstice?

11/25/2009 4:01:58 PM


Oh, "really?"

11/25/2009 5:15:34 PM


Is this person being sarcastic or just confused as to how quotation marks are to be used?

11/25/2009 5:23:02 PM


Hmm, so how does your garden grow with no sun?
A Storehouse of Stupidity

11/25/2009 5:25:21 PM


Of course light is not magic, science already knows how light forms and even measured the speed of it...unlike your god

11/25/2009 5:34:44 PM


Oh look another troll.

Don't worry about who God is yet or even if He exists, just realize the universe needs a cause and can't come from nothing.

Why does the universe need a cause, but god doesn't?

And as for the rest of that...why didn't you bring the caesar dressing and cheese for that impressive word salad?

11/25/2009 5:39:06 PM

Dr. Shrinker

@ Troy who is masquerading as Elia

"Don't worry about who God is yet or even if He exists,"

I don't

"...just realize the universe needs a cause and can't come from nothing."

Why not? What makes you such an expert? And, for the thousandth time why should we apply this notion to the universe and not to your god?

"Let me know if you have reached that point yet."

Don't patronize me Troy.

"If you were to find a cause for radioactive decay or whatever, you would still say something else could happen all by itself."

And you point here is...? I mean, science always provides you with more questions to be answered. Religion may provide final answers, but they are meaningless answers, so why bother?

"Are you like a 3 year old?"

I said don't patronize me.

"There is observably proven trillions of causes in nature and no hard evidence something (in nature) comes from that which does not exist."

That doesn;t prove god. It only means that there are more questions to be answered. An inquisitive mind embraces this fact. I dull mind hides its face in the corner and screams for an easy answer. that is all your god is, an easy answer to soothe your fears.

"Why shut your mind down to this fact?"

See my above response and tell me who is shutting their mind.

"Why don't you like fact-based overwhelming preponderance of evidence that is beyond a reasonable doubt?"

I do, that is why I reject your god. Your god is a supernatural entity and thus incapable of being examined by natural evidence.

"e.g. throwing a baseball. Try it out, throw a baseball."

And that would prove what now?

"Why do you need to know all things to know if the universe requires a cause?"

Who the @#$! said that?

"That's stupid."

I agree. Why did you bring it up?

"Stop avoiding the question. Only God could know all things."

Why should I assume that god exists? Your screed begins by telling me not to think about him.

"You make yourself out to be God then."

Your god does not exist. if I am wrong, then show me your god.

"How obnoxious and pompous!"

But spamming this stupid screed on every thread you can find isn't? You've got some weird ideas of those words mean.

"You don't care about logic do you?"

Do you even know what that word "Logic" means? Your screed does not suggest that you do.

11/25/2009 5:43:37 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

What "you" say.

11/25/2009 6:25:22 PM

Dr. Shrinker

@ #1063170

Stealing my screen handle and throwing mean names around is a very immature reaction to being called on your nonsense.


the real Dr. Shrinker

11/25/2009 6:35:07 PM

What an amusing spammer we have here.

11/25/2009 6:47:02 PM
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