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#1063085
"God is supposed to come first...A #1...in everything. [...] That's how it's SUPPOSED to work."
Actually, that's the precise opposite of true.
11/25/2009 4:11:42 PM
#1063100
random user
the hell? reading that gave me a terribly hard to control urge to bash his skull in with a blunt object
11/25/2009 4:18:13 PM
#1063119
freako104
I know families who put themselves before god. And they turned out a lot better. Religious or not. I hope you never have kids you sick neglectful fuck.
11/25/2009 5:06:13 PM
#1063120
louislois
This honestly just sounds like a convenient excuse for child neglect.
"I didn't mean to let my children starve, Your Honor. I was too busy praying."
11/25/2009 5:11:54 PM
#1063135
Osiris
Why is God's self-esteem so low to begin with is what I want to know?
11/25/2009 5:24:19 PM
#1063151
Amanda
If I were God, I would want people to put their kids ahead of everything, even me. Otherwise I would be a selfish tyrannical god.
11/25/2009 5:54:03 PM
#1063166
Mrs. Antichrist
I am so glad that I don't have your warped sense of morality. I hope you never have children.
11/25/2009 6:23:53 PM
#1063177
Evil Pirate Captain Mel
Heh. That's like telling my family, "Fuck you, Zeus is my main man! You're all just second fiddle to the Lord of Mount Olympus!
My family would look at me with all kinds of crazy if I said that.
11/25/2009 6:31:38 PM
#1063209
enna
Fuck God. His "all powerful" ass can take care of itself. Why put him ahead of your children who actually NEED you?
11/25/2009 6:54:01 PM
#1063231
JSS
Time for social services to visit, and fast, before you pull an "Abraham and Isaac".
11/25/2009 7:16:18 PM
#1063248
rubber chicken
Troy! My man.
Are you still trolling the internet? We've been here before dude. We both know that your feelings of inadaquacy and social ineptitude are holding you back from normal human interactions but attempting to gain some sort of validation from spamming random internet sites with gibberish that nobody with a functioning brain, not even you, can possibly take seriously is only avoiding the problem.
We've spoken before, have a shower, clean your teeth, put on some clean clothes and get out into society. Join a club or something, meet people. Remember, don't stare at others, especially if they are female. Most people find that creepy. Smile occasionally, let others do the talking, listen to them and try to visualise their point of view. Above all, keep trying. You can do it. You can change. You need to change. Let today be the first day of the new Troy Brooks.
11/25/2009 7:35:49 PM
#1063262
Ajax
She apologied for putting Flying Spaghetti Monster before her family....?
Oops. Sorry, PC crowd, but Flying Spaghetti Monster is supposed to come first...A #1...in everything. Ahead of yourself, ahead of your spouse, ahead of your kids...(oh noez, he said in front of your KIDS!!!)...yup. That's how it's SUPPOSED to work.
Putting Flying Spaghetti Monster second...even after your precious little munchkins...is a disaster waiting to happen.
11/25/2009 8:05:53 PM
#1063264
Vince
yeah, you never know when that kind of thinking will create a functional family.
11/25/2009 8:10:49 PM
#1063275
refuter of fundy vermin
'Oops. Sorry, PC crowd, but God is supposed to come first...A #1...in everything. Ahead of yourself, ahead of your spouse, ahead of your kids...(oh noez, he said in front of your KIDS!!!)...yup. That's how it's SUPPOSED to work.
Putting God second...even after your precious little munchkins...is a disaster waiting to happen. '
I think the courts would view that differently, fuckwit.
11/25/2009 8:29:37 PM
#1063300
myheadhurts
Is this the same god that had his son tortured and executed? I don't need those kind of family values.
11/25/2009 9:20:19 PM
#1063302
JohnTheAtheist
I'd piss on god before neglecting my kids.
You are very, very fucked up.
11/25/2009 9:24:30 PM
#1063305
The Jamo
"Putting God second...even after your precious little munchkins...is a disaster waiting to happen."
Yeah, as the likes of you so adequately demonstrate.
11/25/2009 9:28:35 PM
#1063306
Because it works so well with families.
11/25/2009 9:31:30 PM
#1063314
"Kids, I know you haven't eaten in six days and the water, power and heat's been off for a month, but God comes first. Now go sit quietly so Mommy can pray for the salvation of all our wretched souls, which as you know I do non-stop."
Sigh.
11/25/2009 9:51:11 PM
#1063316
Burning Stake
Tell that to all the Second and Third World countries mired in poverty with too many people, guy/gal
11/25/2009 10:00:56 PM
#1063320
The Bad Guy
By "PC crowd", does he mean "people who aren't self-centered scumbags"?
11/25/2009 10:35:28 PM
#1063332
aaa
I suspect a troll.
11/25/2009 11:20:53 PM
#1063337
GodotIsWaiting4U
Wow. God's got self-esteem issues. That's a pretty abusive relationship there.
11/25/2009 11:40:02 PM
#1063339
Sisyphus
Good parents the world over beg to disagree with you.
11/25/2009 11:50:25 PM
#1063340
Doug
She put something that definitely exists before something that probably doesn't exist. Good choice.
11/25/2009 11:51:00 PM
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