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The underlying point is that Christian Chirp is required because Twitter has no pro-God policy.

MichaelZ, Conservapedia 73 Comments [11/28/2009 9:03:23 PM]
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campbunny

Gotta have your own Wikipedia, your own Twitter, your own schools... heaven forbid you be exposed to anything to do with the overwhelming mass of human experience that falls outside your particular American Calvinist sect.

11/28/2009 9:08:04 PM

DevilsChaplain

In other words, you have to create your own delusional, Christian world that's cut off from the rest of civilized society?

11/28/2009 9:18:21 PM

DevilsChaplain

In other words, you have to create your own delusional, Christian world that's cut off from the rest of civilized society?

11/28/2009 9:18:21 PM

Papabear

I think you should have a requirement on "Christian Chirp" that every fifth word must be God or Jesus. That'll keep the discourse holy.

11/28/2009 9:20:00 PM

Chatvert

From the talk page:

He shouldn't be surprised, cyberattacks happen regularly, Twitter itself has been a victim in the past. It most likely has nothing to do with liberals per se, or any real attempt to end diversity of though, but instead probably the result of script kiddies launching the attack for no better reason then for the "lutz".

For the "lutz".

For the "lutz".



I do not think it means what you think it means

11/28/2009 9:22:56 PM

Night Jaguar

[citation needed]

Oh wait, this is Conservapedia.....

[Fits agenda, must be right]

11/28/2009 9:26:27 PM

DevilsChaplain

@Chatvert

I do it for the Luntz, myself.

11/28/2009 9:29:07 PM

Mudak

What other organizations are you avoiding simply because they might not have a pro-god policy?

(which, we've got to understand, does not implicitly mean an anti-god policy...)

11/28/2009 9:31:09 PM

Funnyguts

Clearly you missed last month's random shutdown of the "No God" trending topic just to make the godbotherers happy.

11/28/2009 9:38:15 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Wait...what? You won't touch something until it SPECIFICALLY SAYS that it's Christian?

11/28/2009 9:51:27 PM

Vince

an entirely self sufficient bubble world is hard work you know.

11/28/2009 9:56:01 PM

loser_sneeze

If your faith is so solid then you should WELCOME situations that TEST that faith. Christian faith can't hold up to scrutiny and actual real life so instead you people hide from it. Your faith isn't really faith at all.

11/28/2009 10:04:09 PM

Noir the Sable

Does this mean that all postings would require a praise to God? I wonder how that would work.

"Accidentally ate stale cocoa puffs this morning. Yuck. God is great."

"Fell asleep during date... oops. Blessed be the lamb."

"My back hurts for some reason. JesusisLordandSaviorofallbeginningandendalphaandomegawhowillleadthisnationoutofsinanddespairandwillbringpeac"


11/28/2009 10:15:23 PM



If you build it, we will come. (and publicize your idiotic ramblings right here)

11/28/2009 10:22:50 PM



"No god" wasn't just taken off the list, those tweets were counted toward the "know God" topic, so the more atheists tweeted, the more popular the Christian topic looked.

11/28/2009 10:34:13 PM

BobsOldSocks

"...Twitter has no pro-God policy."

How can any organisation of any kind have a policy that promotes something that doesn't exist? You're beyond illogic.

When you can manage to grow up and stop whining about your imaginary sky faerie perhaps then the adults will start to take you seriously. Until then, go to your room - you're grounded.

11/28/2009 10:57:35 PM



@ #1064086
"If you build it, we will come."

And so will religious nuts. And by this, I mean cream their pants.

11/28/2009 11:01:24 PM

WMDKitty

*sigh*

And why would they need a "pro-God policy"?

11/28/2009 11:07:15 PM

Osiris

The underlying point is that as Christians and conservatives we need to isolate ourselves even further from reality.

11/28/2009 11:13:24 PM

sandchigger

#1064076
Vince

an entirely self sufficient bubble world is hard work you know.


What? Nah! Couldn't take more than a few days to knock together. A week, tops. Maybe even take the last day off.

11/28/2009 11:20:28 PM



It doesn't have an anti-god policy either.

11/28/2009 11:59:39 PM

CailinBan

Is this needed because you have a Christian Chirp on your shoulders?

11/29/2009 12:10:10 AM

Antichrist

I really don't care what sort of bullshit you people create for yourselves, but quit trying to force it on the rest of us.

@ Noir the Sable
Maybe they just have to end it with one of RR's lunatic emoticons.

11/29/2009 12:35:52 AM

HoJuSimpson

LMAO I love this quote and the comments here

11/29/2009 12:44:36 AM

PWEOTWEB

Wäääääääää, not everyone on Twitter shares my views!

You whiny piece of shit.

Re: "Accidentally ate stale cocoa puffs this morning. Yuck. God is great." - That's not half as bad as stale Cheetos. Yuck v.v

11/29/2009 12:57:09 AM
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