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The underlying point is that Christian Chirp is required because Twitter has no pro-God policy.

MichaelZ, Conservapedia 73 Comments [11/28/2009 9:03:23 PM]
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cthulhu

How come I dont get a twitter?

the eldritch horrors use computers occasionally

11/30/2009 12:41:23 AM

Armand Tanzarian

Twitter recently censored the terms "No God" and #iq2atheism (a BBC discussion on atheism). Tell me again about Twitter's absence of a pro-God policy.

11/30/2009 2:36:42 AM

louislois

I'm pretty certain the next great civilization to arise will look back at this era and wonder why modern society tolerated Christianity for as long as it did....

11/30/2009 2:39:41 AM

Nowonmai

BWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

11/30/2009 2:40:47 AM



Has the computer you're typing in pro-God Police?. Somebody is in high need of a nanny, apparently.

11/30/2009 3:49:14 AM

Mister Spak

Twitter must have iron chariots.

11/30/2009 6:29:15 AM

breakerslion

"Christian Chirp is required because Twitter has no pro-God policy."

"The model works without that assumption" - Pierre Simon LaPlace

11/30/2009 7:16:00 AM

Anon-e-moose

"The underlying point is that Christian Chirp is required because Twitter has no pro-God policy."

Those computers you're using. I presume you're using Windows. Whoops! Bill Gates is an Atheist. Better reformat your HD and install Linux. Oh bollocks, Linux's creator Linus Torvalds is an Atheist. You'll have to throw out your PC and replace it with a Mac that has OSX Snow Leopard. Arse. Steve Jobs is an Atheist.

You're using operating systems with no pro-God policy therein, made by companies/groups with no pro-God policy. Better start creating your own unique (and pro-God) OS then. Because every nanosecond you're using OSs created by Atheists makes you hypocrites, and more & more pawns of Satan, MichaelZ & everyone else on Conservapoodia.

Ergo, you're fucked. See you in Hell.

11/30/2009 8:47:23 AM

Zeus Almighty

Musicalbookworm: "I've even heard of Christian erotica."

That's got to be the shortest book ever. Obviously christianist women are only supposed to do their womanly duty once a year (to produce another good christianist baby), and think of Jay-sus during the whole 10 seconds that the evil, nasty deed is taking place.

11/30/2009 10:21:52 AM

Giveitaday

The underlying point is that Christian Chirp is required because Twitter has no pro-God policy.

Translation: How dare these people have no pro-god policy. Don't these people konw that everything is supposed to cater to christians too the exclusion of everybody else? Why can't these evil people realize that the world revolves around conservative christians and their opinion is he only one with any validity, because christians are the only "real" people, all others are subhuman.

11/30/2009 11:19:15 AM



Wouldn't it be more Christian to stay on the main network so that your influence can 'save' other people? Doesn't cutting yourself off cripple your very 'mission'?

11/30/2009 4:49:41 PM

Anon-e-moose

@ 'Giveitaday', a.k.a. Troy-boy the eternal LIAR

So your hijacking FSTDTers' names continues, instead of you using your own. Lying hypocritical thief, much?

Using nicknames here, whereas use of such on your own Biblocality forum is forbidden, and can incur at least an infraction? Naughty boy, that's hypocrisy - and Jesus hates hypocrites like you. Ergo you're going to Hell. QED.

Using other FSTDTers' names as your own? That's stealing. Remember the 8th Commandment?:

8- Thou shalt not steal.

Ergo you're going to Hell. QED.

And posting your lies using the pseudonyms of existing FSTDT commenters? Who clearly (and by their past comments) don't believe in your lies? Remember the 9th Commandment:

9- Thou shalt not bear false witness.

Ergo you're going to Hell. QED.

Three blatant examples of you going against your own God's Commandments. So by your own standards, you're a bad man going to Hell.

Q.E.D. Bitch.

PS- Oh, and don't bother using my name in one of your hit & run trolling escapades, making out it's me. My thoughts & attitudes towards fundies (especially you) are well known here. Especially those of Giveitaday, the commenter whose name you dared to use as your own, and to spread your poisonous lies.

Just as your 'God' is the ultimate hypocrite (going against his own 6th Commandment):



So are you. And after the scandals with the likes of Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, Ted Faggard, Kent Hovind, Tony Alamo et al (all of whom referred to non-Christians as 'sinners'), I'm afraid that all fundies - especially you, Troy-boy - now only have the right to refer to we Atheists as purer than Jesus (certainly morally superior to your so-called 'God'), and sinless in perpetuity. Because we Atheists aren't 'sinners'. After all, 'Sin' is defined in any dictionary as committing crimes against divine law. Or contravening the moral standards of a deity(ies). But since we Atheists don't acknowledge the existence of a 'God', therefore we can't be sinners.

We Atheists certainly have higher moral standards than your 'God'. Just read the Old Testament for proof (and see above pic). Ergo, we Atheists are superior to your 'God'.

QED.

12/1/2009 8:42:07 AM

Dr. Novakaine

In a decade's time, they're going to want their own version of Israel - a special little country created just for them that they think they can do anything with.

(I'm not saying everything Israel does is unjustified, but some of it certainly is.)

12/1/2009 2:55:06 PM

Rayne

The gas stations don't have a pro god policy either, so you'd better quit driving and hoof your ass down to Wal Mart. Oops they don't have a pro god policy either, guess you're fucked.

12/1/2009 3:07:06 PM

tracer

@ Chatvert's picture of a male figure skater in mid-lutz:

Damn you, now I've got "What Would Brian Boytano Do?" stuck in my head!

12/1/2009 3:46:48 PM

John_in_Oz

Followed shortly by Christian Gay Porn, where everybody involved has a cross tattooed on their genitals.

12/2/2009 5:00:07 AM

Lizz

That is the LOLiest thing I have EVER read.

12/30/2009 12:56:42 PM

ecoline

I smell insecurity.

12/30/2009 4:42:40 PM

J

Huh, guess you can't live in America anymore. Guess a place like Uganda. You'd just love it; they have a pro-God policy!

8/1/2010 6:07:51 AM

SeekerLancer

In other news if you want to make money fast every time something popular comes out quickly release a watered down version for Christians to use.

8/1/2010 8:21:43 AM

Rapax Pringer

Twitter doesn't have an anti-God policy, too.

But then again, fundies are insecure about being in a diverse crowd of faiths. They'd rather just be penned up in a room with their other like-minded peers.

9/11/2010 8:14:50 AM

VioletBeauregarde

This just screams "cult"! You have your own schools, your own Wikipedia, your own Facebook and now your own freaking Twitter?! Geez louise...I suppose next you'll be demanding your own separate Internet (actually us sane people wouldn't mind that all). Just don't do the segregation crap, it's just as wrong with religion as it is with color ~A sane Christian

9/10/2012 6:39:40 AM

A. Square

Let me guess, you think twitter is unholy.
The Pope's on Twitter you idiot.
And don't tell me he's not a Christian.

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