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I got no prollem with queers in the service, so long as nobody gets charged with hate crimes when they beat the shit out of one who wouldn't take no for an answer. I had that happen to me several times and know of others who had it happen to them -- the queer just wouldn't back off.

Camille Paglia makes it clear that queers (men) and lizzies (women) aren't the same. Queerness always and everywhere is about sex, and in quantities beyond the imagination of most straight men. It isn't unusual for a queer to have over a thousand sexual partners over a period of a year or two, and two or three a night, night in and night out.

Lizzieness is seldom about sex, but rather about emotional comfort.

The two -- queerness and lizzieness -- are about as antipodal as it's possible to be. Each takes a fundamental aspect of humanity -- sex on the one hand, emotional comfort on the other -- to an extreme that is not normal.

DesertFox, Free Conservatives 100 Comments [11/28/2009 9:07:42 PM]
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DevilsChaplain

Lizzies?...

11/28/2009 9:16:33 PM

Ren

So much "No." this comment box can't hold it all.

11/28/2009 9:18:38 PM

campbunny

2.7 partners every single day? Queers and "lizzies"? Getting the shit beatem out of them for something that's almost certainly imagined? Am I supposed to take this as progressive and a favour to gay and lesbian people?

11/28/2009 9:20:10 PM

Chatvert

...over a thousand...?


11/28/2009 9:20:16 PM



It isn't unusual for a queer to have over a thousand sexual partners over a period of a year or two, and two or three a night, night in and night out.

I guess I'm not doing it right. :)

11/28/2009 9:25:01 PM

Mudak

This is bizarre, but not necessarily fundie. In fact, the first nine words of this posting are so progressive, I started to worry that this guy might lose his conservative credentials.

11/28/2009 9:28:57 PM

Funnyguts

I HAVE NO SEX PARTNERS

WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

Don't laugh, you. You know who you are.

11/28/2009 9:40:25 PM

Primo

So as a genetic-female non-gender-identifying-pansexually practicing person who was kicked out of the US military for being 'gay' (outed and witch-hunted by my superior, caucasian heterosexual 100% male christian that he was), I guess I'm missing something, since I'm alone on a Saturday night and haven't had sex nor emotional comfort in months. From any gender identification.

What kind of human does that make me, DesertFox?

11/28/2009 9:44:18 PM

Mudak

@Primo, one that I just want to hug, if that helps...

11/28/2009 9:49:32 PM

dpareja

A friend of mine is a gay man who claims to have "redefined promiscuity," yet I think he'd find your claim of a thousand partners a year outlandish in the extreme.

@Primo: A better one than most.

11/28/2009 9:51:08 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

..."lizzies"? I think you mean "lezzies". And no, homosexuality isn't just about sex or emotional comfort. It's about who you're sexually attracted to. That's it. That's ALL of it.

11/28/2009 9:54:34 PM

Vince

If that were true I can assure you no gay would even give you the time of day. they'd be too busy having perpetual sex.

11/28/2009 9:55:50 PM

Efrain

Lizzies? Giant lizards from Rampage? I know they're stereotyped as either porn star lesbians or hideous beasts, but neither is true, though I've met lesbians that are VERY attractive and could easily star in pornos. :3

11/28/2009 9:58:40 PM

loser_sneeze

Soooo you should only seek emotional comfort with someone of the opposite sex? OR does that mean that emotional comfort for women can only be gotten from other women, therefore women do not actually deserve that emotional comfort because 'lizzieness' ( whatever the hell that is) just ain't right?

11/28/2009 10:02:16 PM

Sweet Fancy Moses

Why the hell do so many want to get married, then, and live their lives with just one person?

11/28/2009 10:05:42 PM

Priestling

@Efrain:

So I wasn't the only one who thought of Rampage? good.

11/28/2009 10:11:00 PM

Bowen

You are a liar. I spent nearly a decade in 2 different branches of the military and never experienced anything like what you are claiming. Crawl back under your rock, bigot.

11/28/2009 10:17:27 PM

Rayne

Um. I never hear about anyone being "approached" so much by members of the same sex as I do you fundies. It makes you think, no?

Also, WOMEN ARE SEXUAL BEINGS. Seriously. You can tell yourself all you like that the "lizzies" aren't in it for the sex, but I've got a feeling you're mistaken.

11/28/2009 10:20:34 PM

Wehpudicabok

I got no "prollem" with you either, as long as you stop... well... doing everything you're doing.

@Primo:

Hope you find someone soon. We transgender folk do seem to have the hardest time with it, don't we?

11/28/2009 10:24:21 PM



I got no prollem with queers in the service, so long as nobody gets charged with hate crimes when they beat the shit out of one who wouldn't take no for an answer.

So your saying that if we let homosexuals into the armed forces, they will attempt to have sex with their comrades, going so far as to attempt to rape them? Why don't we ban heterosexuals? There are cases where a solider raped his female comrade before.

I had that happen to me several times and know of others who had it happen to them -- the queer just wouldn't back off.

I've been hit on by some gay guys before, and I said "I'm flattered but I'm straight." They then left and I continued talking with friends and he went somewhere else. No problem, just like when a girl hit on me and I had to explain I was engaged.

Camille Paglia makes it clear that queers (men) and lizzies (women) aren't the same.

What's a lizzie?

Queerness always and everywhere is about sex, and in quantities beyond the imagination of most straight men.

And there is no sex in lesbian or straight relationships?

It isn't unusual for a queer to have over a thousand sexual partners over a period of a year or two, and two or three a night, night in and night out.

[Citation Needed] on saying that the average gay man has over a thousand partners in a year or two. I doubt that someone would even have that in a lifetime.

Lizzieness is seldom about sex, but rather about emotional comfort.

So lizards don't have a lot of sex? Or are you saying that lesbians don't have sex? If the latter, then you should know that all romantic relationships involve at least some degree of sexual attraction.

The two -- queerness and lizzieness -- are about as antipodal as it's possible to be. Each takes a fundamental aspect of humanity -- sex on the one hand, emotional comfort on the other -- to an extreme that is not normal.

All people are different sexually. I know a guy who'd put Quagmire to shame for the number of partners he has, and I know a guy who is celibate out of choice and everywhere in between for both heterosexuals and homosexuals.

11/28/2009 10:33:11 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Lizziness? I wonder had DesertFox been around in the seventies he would have been the guy making the speech at the DEA convention in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. "Know your dope fiend, your life may depend on it..."

11/28/2009 10:35:38 PM

Professor M

Samuel R. Delany might have lived up to the fundies' imagination of the numbers of partners of gay men -- though his preferred activities aren't what they assume. Personally, I've averaged just under .35 partners per year in the time since I was 15.

11/28/2009 10:43:39 PM



So what happened at your court martial, and did you receive a dishonorable discharge?

11/28/2009 11:56:05 PM

lolmax

Those damned lisbians!!!1

11/29/2009 12:07:03 AM

Narwhalman

It isn't unusual for a queer to have over a thousand sexual partners over a period of a year or two, and two or three a night, night in and night out.

Is that even physically possible for someone (straight or gay) to pull off? If someone did manage to actually do a 1000 people in a year, I think they should be applauded because...just damn. And what the flying fuck is a Lizzie?

11/29/2009 12:07:37 AM
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