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I got no prollem with queers in the service, so long as nobody gets charged with hate crimes when they beat the shit out of one who wouldn't take no for an answer. I had that happen to me several times and know of others who had it happen to them -- the queer just wouldn't back off.

Camille Paglia makes it clear that queers (men) and lizzies (women) aren't the same. Queerness always and everywhere is about sex, and in quantities beyond the imagination of most straight men. It isn't unusual for a queer to have over a thousand sexual partners over a period of a year or two, and two or three a night, night in and night out.

Lizzieness is seldom about sex, but rather about emotional comfort.

The two -- queerness and lizzieness -- are about as antipodal as it's possible to be. Each takes a fundamental aspect of humanity -- sex on the one hand, emotional comfort on the other -- to an extreme that is not normal.

DesertFox, Free Conservatives 100 Comments [11/28/2009 9:07:42 PM]
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Siberia

Well, at least he knows "lezzies" exist.
But frankly, the implication that gay men are perverts and gay women are hurt by men (thus needing emotional comfort from other women) is most amusingly cliché...

11/29/2009 10:49:48 AM

freako104

I have known gay men and if I told them I am straight they are respectful about it. And anyone who does not take no for an answer is guilty of rape. And there are straights who have done that too. And if you beat the shit out of them because they are gay, that IS a hate crime.

11/29/2009 10:50:47 AM

Jack D

What about Thin Lizzies? They can't practice their lizzieness when "The Boys Are Back in Town."

11/29/2009 10:52:09 AM

katie5000

Rayne said: "Also, WOMEN ARE SEXUAL BEINGS."

I second that. :)

And "lizzies"? Dude, it's "lezzies." Not that it matters; it's not a very nice term.

11/29/2009 11:38:48 AM

LDM

@1064186

Yeah, well my brother's in a monogamous relationship, so he's falling well short of those thousand partners a year. I guess they never got the memo.

11/29/2009 11:39:18 AM

Sisyphus

Yes DesertFox you're absolutely right. *loads animal tranquilizer dart* Those evil gays are all out to get you *aims animal tranquilizer gun at DesertFox* Don't worry it will all feel better in a little while *thock, direct hit*. Phew, now we just need to drag his ass to the nearest psych ward.

11/29/2009 11:49:32 AM

Saint Saturn

As a "queer" myself, I guess I'd better get on my regular diet of two to three men per night. Sunday is no day of rest when you're queer! God knows I can't subsist without a nightly regimen of multiple partners and I shudder at the idea of long-term commitments, taking it slow, emotional connection and not being a turbo-slut. My sexuality totally dictates my entirety as a person!

Man, they say that conservatives are out of touch, but DesertFox knows me to my core. I'd complain about being reduced to a straw-man-style stereotype, but it's just so darn true. Never mind the fact that I support gay marriage and want to one day start a family. It's really all about cock, all day, all night, 24/7/365.

11/29/2009 11:53:09 AM

A Pedant

I always knew there was something emotionally comforting about Elizabeth.

11/29/2009 1:04:23 PM

Panz

You're either 70 years old, or a 10 year old brat and have never ever had a run in with anyone gay except for them saying hi to you

11/29/2009 1:35:26 PM

Old Viking

I was in combat-ready infantry for two years. No one hit on me. Of course, I was pretty busy at the time.

A thousand? I've never known anywhere near that number even socially during a long life.

11/29/2009 1:48:29 PM

Tiado

Where do they get the idea of "over a thousand sexual partners over a period of a year or two"? Citation seriously fucking needed.

Also: "Lizzies"?

I'm just glad they didn't say something about how God created AIDS to kill off the queers.

11/29/2009 2:25:58 PM

shykid

"It isn't unusual for a queer to have over a thousand sexual partners over a period of a year or two, and two or three a night, night in and night out."

I'm a gay guy, and I haven't had more than three sexual partners in my entire life. Furthermore, I find the thought of having "over a thousand" to be extremely disgusting. You must have a real sick and depraved mind to come up with that.

Oh, and the rest of this post (especially "lizzies") made me laugh until I almost started wheezing.

11/29/2009 2:26:58 PM

clockworkgirl21

I got no prollem with queers in the service, so long as nobody gets charged with hate crimes when they beat the shit out of one who wouldn't take no for an answer.

You won't be charged with a hate crime for beating someone trying to rape you. However, your definition of rape is probably scary. "But officer, I swear he was going to rape me! He asked if I was single!"

I had that happen to me several times and know of others who had it happen to them -- the queer just wouldn't back off.

I'm sure that's happened before, but don't judge all gay people for the actions of a few. That's like saying all men are pervs because some won't leave a woman alone.

Camille Paglia makes it clear that queers (men) and lizzies (women) aren't the same. Queerness always and everywhere is about sex, and in quantities beyond the imagination of most straight men. It isn't unusual for a queer to have over a thousand sexual partners over a period of a year or two, and two or three a night, night in and night out.

You spend a lot of time thinking about gay sex, don't you?

Lizzieness is seldom about sex, but rather about emotional comfort.

As a lesbian, I can tell you it's about sex just as much as any other human being.

The two -- queerness and lizzieness -- are about as antipodal as it's possible to be. Each takes a fundamental aspect of humanity -- sex on the one hand, emotional comfort on the other -- to an extreme that is not normal.

I don't even have a girlfriend. I'm doing it wrong?

11/29/2009 3:10:48 PM

The Jamo

I only wish I could get sex in quantities beyond my imagination. It's only too bad that I'm not gay. *sigh*

11/29/2009 3:43:15 PM

hmcook87

For a straight guy, this person seems to spend an awful lot of time thinking about gay sex...

11/29/2009 4:56:35 PM

k

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3573/3830977696_f324cba272.jpg

11/29/2009 5:05:08 PM

refuter of fundy vermin

'It isn't unusual for a queer to have over a thousand sexual partners over a period of a year or two, and two or three a night, night in and night out.'

How would you know THAT, fuckwit? Are you secretly following them & conducting surveillance? If you are, that's STALKING, and in case you missed it, a criminal act in most U.S. states.

11/29/2009 5:32:40 PM



Excuse me, but I am a "lizzie" and I do indeed have a sex drive. Most women do. I'm sorry your wife hasn't had sex with you in thirty years, DesertFox.

(Also, Jack D wins the internet!)

11/29/2009 5:39:09 PM

Rembrandt

Shit! The chicks are packed! They think we shot Cyrus!

11/29/2009 7:43:16 PM

JohnTheAtheist

If a queer won't take no for an answer and attempts to rape you I don't think anyone would have a problem with you beating the shit out of him. Of course you are lying about that having happened to you and your friends.

11/29/2009 8:00:02 PM

SamTay04

As long as everybody can come up with a reasonable consensus of what "not taking no for an answer" means then I don't have much of a problem with something like that. It would have to be pretty much the same type of situation in which a person would be permitted to physically stop heterosexual advances. I smacked a super aggressive drunk girl(told her no) who was essentially trying to molest me (I'm married) a few years ago, and didn't see a problem with it.

His stats about gay sex are bullshit in my experience though.

11/30/2009 12:06:36 AM

Florian

I...What...No...
[fatal error: please reinstall florian.exe]

11/30/2009 1:27:03 AM

louislois

[size=40]Do everyone a favor and shut up, dumbass.[/size]

11/30/2009 2:42:27 AM

Nowonmai

But you do have a problem with spelling, diction, and intellect.

11/30/2009 2:43:58 AM

nutbunny

"quantities beyond the imagination"

Someone wants some gay luvin'

Oh, and Tori Amos wants to know "How the Lizzies, how's your Jesus Christ been hanging?"

11/30/2009 2:50:12 AM
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