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I got no prollem with queers in the service, so long as nobody gets charged with hate crimes when they beat the shit out of one who wouldn't take no for an answer. I had that happen to me several times and know of others who had it happen to them -- the queer just wouldn't back off.

Camille Paglia makes it clear that queers (men) and lizzies (women) aren't the same. Queerness always and everywhere is about sex, and in quantities beyond the imagination of most straight men. It isn't unusual for a queer to have over a thousand sexual partners over a period of a year or two, and two or three a night, night in and night out.

Lizzieness is seldom about sex, but rather about emotional comfort.

The two -- queerness and lizzieness -- are about as antipodal as it's possible to be. Each takes a fundamental aspect of humanity -- sex on the one hand, emotional comfort on the other -- to an extreme that is not normal.

DesertFox, Free Conservatives 100 Comments [11/28/2009 9:07:42 PM]
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Pup

Who writes this shit?

11/30/2009 3:21:51 AM

Mister Spak

"I got no prollem with queers in the service, so long as nobody gets charged with hate crimes when they beat the shit out of one who wouldn't take no for an answer. I had that happen to me several times and know of others who had it happen to them -- the queer just wouldn't back off."

Fundies must be even girlier than queers. They quickly back down long before it gets to the point where I have to beat the shit out of them - it's very disappointing.

11/30/2009 6:28:45 AM

Horus

So biased and uninformed that they feel they need to make up new words to describe the people they hate.
Yeah, makes perfect sense.

11/30/2009 8:46:25 AM

Evil Left-Wing Feminist

What a hateful, bigoted fuck.

11/30/2009 9:58:47 AM

bbq burrito

I have to say I am also opposed Thin Lizzie. Thin lezzies, though, are alright with me.

11/30/2009 10:02:45 AM

Zeus Almighty

I suspect the closest DesertFux ever got to the military was playing with his GI Joe as a kid.

11/30/2009 10:30:43 AM

Table Rock

Because sexual assualt would only happen if gays were in the military. Oh wait...

Tailhook Scandal

11/30/2009 10:46:53 AM

AXavierB

Buh? I... I don't even meet that many people in a year. And I've never had a boyfriend or sexual partner in my life.

This has to be a poe. Simply because of "lizzies".

11/30/2009 12:31:34 PM

GigaGuess

I got no prollem with queers in the service, so long as nobody gets charged with hate crimes when they beat the shit out of one who wouldn't take no for an answer.
Read: "Give me the right to beat the tar out of any gay guy that so much as looks at me funny. He was planning on hitting on me."

I had that happen to me several times and know of others who had it happen to them -- the queer just wouldn't back off.
Right. We are positively incapable of doing our job like any other guy, and the moment we see anothr man, we get an irresistable urge to start humping their leg. Get over yourself, would you kindly?

Camille Paglia makes it clear that queers (men) and lizzies (women) aren't the same.
Insofar as men and women aren't the same, sure. But that's as far as it goes, really

Queerness always and everywhere is about sex, and in quantities beyond the imagination of most straight men.
BULLSHIT! Firstly, there are thousands upon thousands of MONOGAMOUS gay couples out there, content with living normal lives, just like you. Not whoring around the bath houses and whatnot. Secondly, you really think the average gay man thinks about sex any more than the average straight man? What kind of delusion are you under?

It isn't unusual for a queer to have over a thousand sexual partners over a period of a year or two, and two or three a night, night in and night out.
Wow, I'm some kind of oddball, apparently. I think I've had ten this year, and I feel like I'm rather promiscuous. Apparently I'm downright chaste.

Lizzieness is seldom about sex, but rather about emotional comfort.
You say this like it's a bad thing. Isn't that the foundation of a healthy relationship?

The two -- queerness and lizzieness -- are about as antipodal as it's possible to be.
Just as men are moreaggressive in general, as women are more nurturing. Whodathunk?

Each takes a fundamental aspect of humanity -- sex on the one hand, emotional comfort on the other -- to an extreme that is not normal.
As opposed to taking concern for another, which you Xians claim to do, and taking it to wholly unnatural levels, going to complete control freak extremes.

11/30/2009 1:10:39 PM

Marc

So much fail, I couldn't even possibly begin to comment on this.

11/30/2009 2:53:48 PM

Reckoner

Mr. DesertFox seems a tad bit jealous.

11/30/2009 3:59:17 PM

Booley

A thousand sex partners in a year?

Who's having this much sex? Not any gay person I know, not even the really hot ones are having this much sex.

I can't even think of any gay person I know who's had a thousand sex partners in their life time.

11/30/2009 4:10:24 PM

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Where does this guy pulls his numbers from??

11/30/2009 4:16:18 PM



So what you're saying is you want to hate gays, but keep your lesbian fantasies in tact.

Pro-tip: Learn what your fantasy is actually called.

Lizzieness? That sounds like an erotic attraction to lizards.

11/30/2009 4:48:30 PM



Well I'm gay, 32 years old, and haven't had sex in 4 years. The last partner I had I had sex with no more than once a week tops, despite spending time regularly together. I have a hard time with your claim that gay men are always sex addicts.

11/30/2009 4:52:36 PM

Giveitaday

I got no prollem with queers in the service

Given the rest of your post I think it's quite obvious to everyone that you do have a problem with it.

so long as nobody gets charged with hate crimes when they beat the shit out of one who wouldn't take no for an answer.

Because all gays are incorigible sex hounds that will force themselves on anyone that dare say no to them, Right? You're a fucking idiot. Contrary to your idiotic beliefs gay men don't go around trying to screw every man they see, nor do they try to force themselves on people who are not interested or constantly go trolling for straight men to have sex with. There is little to no difference in socio-sexual interaction between gays & lesbians and heterosexuals.

I had that happen to me several times and know of others who had it happen to them -- the queer just wouldn't back off.

Oh Bullshit! I don't think I could count the number of times I've had to listen to homophobic bigots such as you go on and on about how this or that gay person was trying to get you in bed and wouldn't take "no" for an answer so you had to beat the shit out of them. 99 times out of 100 that scenario never really happened, just a bullshit story designed to make you look like a tough guy, born from the arrogance that you think you are so attractive that no one, gay or straight, could not be attracted to you.

Queerness always and everywhere is about sex, and in quantities beyond the imagination of most straight men.

And you know this how? From your long and detailed study of the sexual habits of countless gay men? Or because you read it on some anti-gay propaganda site?

It isn't unusual for a queer to have over a thousand sexual partners over a period of a year or two, and two or three a night, night in and night out.

Oh please. So how is it that gay people have all that sex, and yet still manage to hold a job and have a social life. While that scenario may be true for small handful of gays it can in no way be considered as representative of gays in general.

11/30/2009 5:28:10 PM

Hive

*sigh* This is what makes gay people (like myself) not want to come out.

Wish someone would beat your ass for being stupid.

11/30/2009 11:00:28 PM

Slayer

You seem to know an awful lot about the sexual habits of homosexuals... How did you come by this information? Experience...?

And Booley, get the fuck out of here. No one is buying the shit you are selling.

12/1/2009 1:10:40 AM

tracer

"they beat the shit out of one who wouldn't take no for an answer. I had that happen to me several times"


Lying for Jesus.

A gay man propositioning you a second time is not "beating the shit out of" you.

12/1/2009 2:41:06 PM

John_in_Oz

The 'over 1,000' is indeed unusual, I've only ever heard of 1 guy reaching that figure. You might want to fact check.
But its for sure not beyond the imagination of teenager boys :)
I've got no problem with your bashing an attempted rapist. But you seem to imply that continued importuning warrants a beating. If that's what you mean, then you'll have to admit that most members of the armed forces warrant a beating.

12/1/2009 10:25:36 PM

Swede

You are insane. End of story.

Who is this Camille Paglia, and what are her credentials? (Must google.)

I'd bet the "queers" you met in service were just sex crazy heteros. The same as you find in prisons.
Like Red says in Shawshank Redemption "They are not homosexual either. You have to be human to be homosexual, they don't qualify."

Lesbians are just as sexual as anyone else, including male gays. Or rather, the level of sexual tension has nothing to do with orientation.

Edit. Damn SocialistEarl beat me to it on Shawshank...

12/2/2009 1:23:58 AM

dr y

Sexism -> Homophobia

1/17/2010 9:41:41 PM

The Lazy One

1,000 partners in a year?

When the hell do they have time to go to work, or eat dinner, or even, you know, take care of other basic biological functions other than sex? Goddamn, they must never stop having sex!

10/31/2010 9:12:11 AM

Okamishojo

F.A.I.L what does that spell!?

DesertFox..

10/31/2010 10:19:02 PM



Projecting much, Mr Dessert Fox?

Very few things in life are as black or white as you portray male versus female homosexuality.

Just because the only gay person you know is a sex maniac, doesn't mean they all are.
How come you know so much about these things anyway? Living deep in the closet, are we?

11/1/2010 12:14:53 AM
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