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In that case, my widowed Grandma can't marry?. Too late.
12/2/2009 3:45:52 AM
Neither can two old people or two infertile people. I can see you don't have any talent for considering all the possibilities, douchebag.
12/2/2009 4:37:25 AM
Every word you say is a lie, including 'and' and 'a'.
12/2/2009 5:48:12 AM
Ah yes the sanctity of marriage.
12/2/2009 5:51:15 AM
"two men can't make a baby"
Lets start banning infertile couples from marrying.
12/2/2009 6:08:22 AM
Marriage is family construct, not an expression of love and two men can't make a baby.
What a dark world you live in.
12/2/2009 7:53:27 AM
@jsbrads and #1065156: That's news to my parents and my grandparents, who married for love, as well as my great-uncle, who not only married for love, but remarried when he and his now-second wife were past the age of childbearing.
12/2/2009 9:58:44 AM
Actually with modern genetic engineering, two men CAN make a baby. They just need either a female to carry it or a test tube to contain it after its made.
12/2/2009 11:48:57 AM
two men can't make a baby
Nowadays, that's a good reason for giving them the tax benefit. At least they're not crowding our schools and driving their kids to soccer in a gas-guzzling Suburban.
12/2/2009 11:59:44 AM
I once made a baby out of Silly Putty ... but I'm not gay ... ah, geez, I'm getting really confused here.
12/2/2009 12:32:55 PM
'two men can't make a baby'
Ah, but with the aid of a sperm bank and a turkey baster, two women can.
12/2/2009 12:34:15 PM
Oh, Hey! An argument we haven't seen befo-(Head Explodes)
12/2/2009 1:47:41 PM
1) Heterosexual couples can be unable to have children, or even choose not to, since there is no such requirement for marriage.
2) People have children outside of marriage all the time, and it is not illegal, at least in the US.
You fail. Please try again.
12/2/2009 3:01:10 PM
I have had a biological family and friends who might as well have adopted me. They too are my family. Family is about love. Which these couples feel for each other.
12/2/2009 3:07:24 PM
OK, fine. So geezer widows and widowers can no longer get married. They can't make a baby.
Also, any couple married more than, say, 10 months that does not produce offspring are to be given forced annulments. "No babies. Oh, you love each other? Well, fuck off. You should have been doing your godly duty in the bedroom."
And jsbrads, did I mention you're a fucking moron?
12/2/2009 3:29:41 PM
two men can't make a baby.
Neither can my husband and I. Does that mean we shouldn't be allowed to stay married?
12/2/2009 4:12:42 PM
Marriage is family construct, not an expression of love
Ahh..... the joys of fundie marriage.
12/2/2009 8:03:14 PM
Beware of your slippry slope. My sister had both ovaries removed. If marriage is only for reproduction, would you prohibit her from marrying the man of her choice?
12/2/2009 9:49:47 PM
Given the advances in the field of biotechnology, how long before 2 men can make a baby,in the form of DNA Splicing &
(As for bringing said child to term, a Surrogate Mother would do the job nicely...)
I would argue for 10-20 years tops for this event to happen, if it has'nt already happened somewhere on Earth...
12/3/2009 9:35:10 AM
I read about the afterlife
Well, it would seem that you are probably unmarried or have a very unhealthy marriage in which your wife does not appreciate you in the least.
12/3/2009 10:15:38 AM
Fine, then what does it take for the gays to be allowed to have attorney at end of life, and also share benefits, which will save you, the taxpayer, emergency room direct and indirect costs?
12/4/2009 2:51:10 AM
But what about THREE men and a baby?
12/6/2009 3:28:11 PM
Darwin's Lil' Girl
What about relationships/marriages between infertile couples, relationships/marriages between couples that sterilise themselves (through vasectomies, etc.), relationships/marriages where the woman is post-menopausal, or relationships/marriages where neither partner wants kids?
12/7/2009 11:20:56 AM
wooo backwards. Family is a social construct, and marriage is a method by which it is made formal and legal within the eyes of society.
12/7/2009 3:52:36 PM
What? So, a husband and wife aren't supposed to love each other and are just married to make babies?
...Jeez. No wonder you fundies beat your wives.
12/26/2009 3:14:12 PM
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