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It is just one of the frauds still in school text books.

Many others are the

Geologic Columns
Radioactive Decay Tables
Nebreska Man
Missing Link(Lucy)
Big Bang theory(it is a BIG DUD)
Perodic Table(the elements are all true but the table is bunk)
Many things about chemistry(when it has to do with ages and such)
And more.............

Evolution is all a lie created by satan to turn us wawy from the bible and get lost(go straight to hell)!

Parise the Lord!

Hector Medina, Christian Forums 30 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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Gadren

*slap*

11/10/2005 10:44:23 PM

Darth Wang

Someone isn't getting into college....

11/10/2005 11:27:56 PM

Puistokemisti

I can somehow understand the others but what's with Periodic Table?

11/27/2005 5:09:12 AM

Kadin

But...the table is just a handy way of arranging them by mass and electron arrangement...what the?!

12/1/2005 1:49:57 AM

Kadin

I forgot to say:

*head a splode*

12/1/2005 1:50:22 AM

Crosis

Wait ... the PERIODIC TABLE is satanic?

I don't think I've ever seen such a severe phobia of science before.

12/1/2005 6:20:38 AM

Redhunter

Hey kids! Get you very own, \"FUCKING FUNDY\" doll! Pull her string and she says one of many fundy sayings. Here's one now!

(pulls string)
\"Evolution is all a lie created by satan to turn us wawy from the bible and get lost(go straight to hell)!\"

Haw haw! That's just precious, idden it?
Let's pull her string again, shall we?

(pulls string)

\"How can man evolve from monkeys when there are still monkeys?\"

Wow. There's an oldie but a goodie. Let's listen for more.....

(pulls string)

\"It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and STeve!\"

Great stuff, simply great.

(pulls string)

\"Atheism is a religion!\"
(pulls string)

\"Atheists know god really exists, they just have so much contempt for him!\"

(pulls string)

\"Darwin recanted on his death bed!\"
(pulls string)
\"Hitler was an atheist!\"
(pulls string)
\"Gays are evil and cause cancer!\"
(pulls string)
\"There are no contridictions in the bible, the bible is the word of goD!\"
(pulls string)
\"Chicken pox is a curse from the devil!\"
(pulls string off and hurls doll to floor. stomps on doll)


7/3/2006 9:53:47 AM

NonProphet

Periodic table? This is new.
I'm guessing Hector has never taken a Basic Chemistry class.

4/3/2007 6:25:41 PM

anti-nonsense

What's with the periodic table? I've never seen that line before.

4/3/2007 6:28:32 PM

TB Tabby

Nebraska Man hasn't been in texbooks ever since it was exposed as a hoax...80 YEARS AGO. And it wasn't the Creationists who exposed it, either.

4/3/2007 7:03:46 PM

Esjeur

Damn that periodic table. Damn us for erroneously refusing to teach only Earth, Fire, Wind and Water as the only elements.

4/3/2007 7:09:53 PM

Hawker Hurricane

Nebraska Man was never in the textbooks, since it was exposed as an error (NOT a HOAX) withing a year of it's discovery in the 1920's.

Oh, it might be in some textbooks: as a example of how science corrects itself in a real science book, and as a lying cock and bull story on science 'fraud' in a creationist home schooling \"science\" book.

4/4/2007 12:23:21 AM

Snowbunny

the periodic table is bunk? WTF?

4/4/2007 12:48:15 AM

aaa

Hmm, watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfsWBgfpznk&feature=related

1/18/2008 12:21:04 PM

Moondog

Damn all knowledge from after the 12th century! Bloody round earth theory. No good Germ Theory of Disease! Damn you all to Hell!

1/18/2008 3:15:37 PM



You are wrong on every single item on that list.

6/13/2008 10:29:47 PM

dg

I don't see what the Periodic Table has to do with anything. All the others are old earth or evolution things, but WTF?

"Nebraska Man" (Hesperopithecus) was ONE overeager scientist making an honest mistake. It was corrected very quickly.

Also: Evolution is true (but not a religion). Get over it.

10/18/2008 6:30:50 AM

Michael

@Rehunter. Loved the fundie doll. I do a good line in fundie voodoo dolls. You just shove a crucfix up its ass, then all the fundies cry "help, I'm being oppressed!"

10/18/2008 7:08:49 AM

Philbert McAdamia

The table is bunk?

In my house the bed is bunk, not the table.

Parise the lord? haw haw haw. I know a guy named Hector Medina that drives a low rider '52 Chevy, but he says Praise the Lowered.

10/18/2008 8:06:34 AM

worldsend

Poe??????????

10/18/2008 8:45:23 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

What's with the periodic table? I've never seen that line before.

Fundie rule of thumb for science: If you can't comprehend it and god didn't say it, it must be filthy lies. And the periodic table is pretty incomprehensible at first glance, which is probably all this person gave it.

10/18/2008 10:47:40 AM

dr y

Ok, that's a new one. How is the periodic table of elements 'bunk?'


11/2/2009 11:09:48 AM

The Duelist

You're right!!!

EVOLUTION IS EVIL, AND LEADS US WAWY FROM THE BIBBLE!!! DARWIN WAS A SATAN-WORSHIPER, IT'S BEEN PROVEN!!!! PRAISE GAWD FOR THE VICTORY!!!!
YABA DUFE IKLOO DOBBY!!! BOO-BOO YAY YADA BLAH OINK JABBA LABADA DADA!!!!!OOKY IKKI REDEO IMPLANT DOOHICKEY PUTZ GALORE!!!!!


*AHEM* *cough, cough*
Sawy, brotherz, the Holy Spirit came upon quite strongly just then. It is my spiritual gift, you know. Speaking in tongues. Wait... I sound waay too calm...

Praise the Lord!

8/7/2010 4:50:20 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Wow Hector, you fail everything.
Congratulations!

3/3/2011 8:35:26 AM

B K

The bit that made me lol most? 'the elements are all true but the table is bunk!'
I'm so glad others feel the same way!

Beautiful!

3/3/2011 10:11:52 AM
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