It is just one of the frauds still in school text books.
Many others are the
Geologic Columns
Radioactive Decay Tables
Nebreska Man
Missing Link(Lucy)
Big Bang theory(it is a BIG DUD)
Perodic Table(the elements are all true but the table is bunk)
Many things about chemistry(when it has to do with ages and such)
And more.............
Evolution is all a lie created by satan to turn us wawy from the bible and get lost(go straight to hell)!
Parise the Lord!
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Hey kids! Get you very own, "FUCKING FUNDY" doll! Pull her string and she says one of many fundy sayings. Here's one now!
(pulls string)
"Evolution is all a lie created by satan to turn us wawy from the bible and get lost(go straight to hell)!"
Haw haw! That's just precious, idden it?
Let's pull her string again, shall we?
(pulls string)
"How can man evolve from monkeys when there are still monkeys?"
Wow. There's an oldie but a goodie. Let's listen for more.....
(pulls string)
"It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and STeve!"
Great stuff, simply great.
(pulls string)
"Atheism is a religion!"
(pulls string)
"Atheists know god really exists, they just have so much contempt for him!"
(pulls string)
"Darwin recanted on his death bed!"
(pulls string)
"Hitler was an atheist!"
(pulls string)
"Gays are evil and cause cancer!"
(pulls string)
"There are no contridictions in the bible, the bible is the word of goD!"
(pulls string)
"Chicken pox is a curse from the devil!"
(pulls string off and hurls doll to floor. stomps on doll)
Nebraska Man was never in the textbooks, since it was exposed as an error (NOT a HOAX) withing a year of it's discovery in the 1920's.
Oh, it might be in some textbooks: as a example of how science corrects itself in a real science book, and as a lying cock and bull story on science 'fraud' in a creationist home schooling "science" book.
I don't see what the Periodic Table has to do with anything. All the others are old earth or evolution things, but WTF?
"Nebraska Man" (Hesperopithecus) was ONE overeager scientist making an honest mistake. It was corrected very quickly.
Also: Evolution is true (but not a religion). Get over it.
The table is bunk?
In my house the bed is bunk, not the table.
Parise the lord? haw haw haw. I know a guy named Hector Medina that drives a low rider '52 Chevy, but he says Praise the Lowered.
What's with the periodic table? I've never seen that line before.
Fundie rule of thumb for science: If you can't comprehend it and god didn't say it, it must be filthy lies. And the periodic table is pretty incomprehensible at first glance, which is probably all this person gave it.
You're right!!!
EVOLUTION IS EVIL, AND LEADS US WAWY FROM THE BIBBLE!!! DARWIN WAS A SATAN-WORSHIPER, IT'S BEEN PROVEN!!!! PRAISE GAWD FOR THE VICTORY!!!!
YABA DUFE IKLOO DOBBY!!! BOO-BOO YAY YADA BLAH OINK JABBA LABADA DADA!!!!!OOKY IKKI REDEO IMPLANT DOOHICKEY PUTZ GALORE!!!!!
*AHEM* *cough, cough*
Sawy, brotherz, the Holy Spirit came upon quite strongly just then. It is my spiritual gift, you know. Speaking in tongues. Wait... I sound waay too calm...
Praise the Lord!
Satanic lies! The lord hath told us that the moon is made of cheese, so it must be true!
Stupid Award for Hector Medina.
This has to be a poe. No way does anyone think the periodic table of elements is a fraud, not even creationists. Both the Bob Jones and the Pensacola Christian "textbooks" used at the fundie school I went to both prominently featured the periodic table and what it does without any mention of it being "wrong".
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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