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I was wondering where in the Bible it says that we, as Christians, are allowed to, and even possibly required to, have sex with our spouse for fun and not simply for procreation. Which passages of scripture state that we are allowed to have intercourse for the sole purpose of recreation as opposed to having intercourse solely to create a new life?

A Sheep, Christian Forums 11 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

Sounds like someone isn't getting any!

a sheep (mumbling): I just know that it says it in there somewhere. I've got to find it and make her do it with me. It would really be great if Jesus said it. Then I'd have a home run! (anxiously flipping pages) C'mon, where is it?

7/3/2006 9:45:10 AM

Julian

I was going to tell him, but now you've pointed that out Redhunter, maybe it's best that we don't!

(Of course it wasn't for fun, it was to diminish the chance of Satan tempting each other to stray - Paul said a lot of fucked up shit.)

7/4/2006 2:47:02 AM

NoAstronomer

So we can't do anything not specifically *allowed* in the babble. Darn. I sorta liked the breathing thing.


7/2/2008 5:17:49 PM

Darwin

A new scroll has been found in the caves at Wadi Qumran, and a rough translation reveals that God told Adam and Eve; "Go forth and fuck thy brains out, yea verily, though shalt slam the sausage unceasingly in praise of me."

7/2/2008 5:37:59 PM

Ewe Suck

... So, are you a man? A moron? Or, quite possibly, just a sheep?

Don't answer that question. Even EWE (sorry) might realise.

Have you no urges?!

7/12/2008 6:23:06 PM

Torquemada

Heretic!

7/12/2008 6:24:20 PM

The Duelist

So after you reach a certain age, you can't have sex? Great, I just hope you're not older than fifty, my friend.....



XD

8/7/2010 4:41:03 PM

Justanotheratheist

If god didn't want us to fuck for fun why did he create massage parlours?

2/16/2011 2:42:11 AM

LordMu

But it doesn't say anywhere that we're allowed to use computers! SO GET OF THAT ONE!

10/12/2011 9:43:13 AM

Lizuka

It doesn't say you can't enjoy it. There, problem solved, unless everything not specifically stated to be good by the bible's standards is evil, in which case I hope you don't sleep, watch TV, go on hikes, use the Internet (oh, wait), use the bathroom, or breathe.

5/6/2012 6:43:58 AM

Canadiest

Like you're even remotely living your life following Biblical edicts in the first place.

What happens when someone versed in the Biblical whole decides to come on these sites and plays holier than all y'all? Must be a lot of backtracking and weak excuses like " Oh, that's only for Levites and Jews"

Given away all your possessions yet, A Sheep?

5/6/2012 7:22:26 AM
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