Sounds like someone isn't getting any!
a sheep (mumbling): I just know that it says it in there somewhere. I've got to find it and make her do it with me. It would really be great if Jesus said it. Then I'd have a home run! (anxiously flipping pages) C'mon, where is it?
7/3/2006 9:45:10 AM
I was going to tell him, but now you've pointed that out Redhunter, maybe it's best that we don't!
(Of course it wasn't for fun, it was to diminish the chance of Satan tempting each other to stray - Paul said a lot of fucked up shit.)
7/4/2006 2:47:02 AM
So we can't do anything not specifically *allowed* in the babble. Darn. I sorta liked the breathing thing.
7/2/2008 5:17:49 PM
A new scroll has been found in the caves at Wadi Qumran, and a rough translation reveals that God told Adam and Eve; "Go forth and fuck thy brains out, yea verily, though shalt slam the sausage unceasingly in praise of me."
7/2/2008 5:37:59 PM
... So, are you a man? A moron? Or, quite possibly, just a sheep?
Don't answer that question. Even EWE (sorry) might realise.
Have you no urges?!
7/12/2008 6:23:06 PM
7/12/2008 6:24:20 PM
So after you reach a certain age, you can't have sex? Great, I just hope you're not older than fifty, my friend.....
8/7/2010 4:41:03 PM
If god didn't want us to fuck for fun why did he create massage parlours?
2/16/2011 2:42:11 AM
But it doesn't say anywhere that we're allowed to use computers! SO GET OF THAT ONE!
10/12/2011 9:43:13 AM
It doesn't say you can't enjoy it. There, problem solved, unless everything not specifically stated to be good by the bible's standards is evil, in which case I hope you don't sleep, watch TV, go on hikes, use the Internet (oh, wait), use the bathroom, or breathe.
5/6/2012 6:43:58 AM
Like you're even remotely living your life following Biblical edicts in the first place.
What happens when someone versed in the Biblical whole decides to come on these sites and plays holier than all y'all? Must be a lot of backtracking and weak excuses like " Oh, that's only for Levites and Jews"
Given away all your possessions yet, A Sheep?
5/6/2012 7:22:26 AM