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#48886
Redhunter
Sounds like someone isn't getting any!
a sheep (mumbling): I just know that it says it in there somewhere. I've got to find it and make her do it with me. It would really be great if Jesus said it. Then I'd have a home run! (anxiously flipping pages) C'mon, where is it?
7/3/2006 9:45:10 AM
#49166
Julian
I was going to tell him, but now you've pointed that out Redhunter, maybe it's best that we don't!
(Of course it wasn't for fun, it was to diminish the chance of Satan tempting each other to stray - Paul said a lot of fucked up shit.)
7/4/2006 2:47:02 AM
#569434
NoAstronomer
So we can't do anything not specifically *allowed* in the babble. Darn. I sorta liked the breathing thing.
7/2/2008 5:17:49 PM
#569473
Darwin
A new scroll has been found in the caves at Wadi Qumran, and a rough translation reveals that God told Adam and Eve; "Go forth and fuck thy brains out, yea verily, though shalt slam the sausage unceasingly in praise of me."
7/2/2008 5:37:59 PM
#584636
Ewe Suck
... So, are you a man? A moron? Or, quite possibly, just a sheep?
Don't answer that question. Even EWE (sorry) might realise.
Have you no urges?!
7/12/2008 6:23:06 PM
#584640
Torquemada
Heretic!
7/12/2008 6:24:20 PM
#1189374
The Duelist
So after you reach a certain age, you can't have sex? Great, I just hope you're not older than fifty, my friend.....
XD
8/7/2010 4:41:03 PM
#1257394
Justanotheratheist
If god didn't want us to fuck for fun why did he create massage parlours?
2/16/2011 2:42:11 AM
#1339940
LordMu
But it doesn't say anywhere that we're allowed to use computers! SO GET OF THAT ONE!
10/12/2011 9:43:13 AM
#1399624
Lizuka
It doesn't say you can't enjoy it. There, problem solved, unless everything not specifically stated to be good by the bible's standards is evil, in which case I hope you don't sleep, watch TV, go on hikes, use the Internet (oh, wait), use the bathroom, or breathe.
5/6/2012 6:43:58 AM
#1399634
Canadiest
Like you're even remotely living your life following Biblical edicts in the first place.
What happens when someone versed in the Biblical whole decides to come on these sites and plays holier than all y'all? Must be a lot of backtracking and weak excuses like " Oh, that's only for Levites and Jews"
Given away all your possessions yet, A Sheep?
5/6/2012 7:22:26 AM
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