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#48884
Redhunter
A Sheep
Gotta give you the 'truth in advertising' award for that one. You know what? Don't have sex. Nothing. With no one. We cannot risk the chance of you breeding with the general population. You could only be bred with really smart people in the outside chance that your 'intellect' cancels the other one out. If you need the help of a dusty old book to tell you if and when you should have sex, then just give up. You don't deserve it.
7/3/2006 9:42:52 AM
#98016
HairlessMonkeyDK
\"Being satisfied by your wife's breasts and embracing a spouse's bosom does not sound like intercourse to me\"
No, not intercourse.
It's called titfucking.
10/29/2006 10:13:38 AM
#407646
cyborgtroy
Bosoms are awesome....
2/15/2008 4:20:28 PM
#473731
Maeamian
While it doesn't sound like intercourse, it does sound like a good time to me.
4/21/2008 11:07:03 PM
#473735
Cabraxas
It just kills me,,,, the buybull is supposed to be the literal, infallible word of god,,,, so what the hell is it with all the interpretations?
4/21/2008 11:12:10 PM
#473742
Flatworm
You're a virgin, aren't you?
4/21/2008 11:16:27 PM
#1066581
They're called boobs. Learn em. Love em.
12/4/2009 4:53:46 PM
#1066583
louislois
Fundy/English Translator:
That scripture interpretation differs from mine. Therefore, it is wrong!
12/4/2009 5:06:00 PM
#1066628
I love being satisfied by my wife's breasts
12/4/2009 10:17:17 PM
#1066649
Brain_In_A_Jar
If it's a passage in the bible and it doesn't entail killing, the odds are pretty damn good it's about fucking.
12/5/2009 4:02:28 AM
#1066652
LDM
Why is it always about technicalities with you people? Are all fundies lawyers or something? Or do you just need something to do in place of all that sex you're not having?
12/5/2009 4:55:16 AM
#1066654
Being satisfied by your wife's breasts and embracing a spouse's bosom does not sound like intercourse to me.
Right, so you slap her tits around for an hour and then when she's all hot and ready you walk away? Wow, how perversely sadistic. Sounds like a sure-fire recipe for "Histrionic personality disorder".
12/5/2009 4:59:09 AM
#1066683
Anon-e-moose
"Being satisfied by your wife's breasts and embracing a spouse's bosom does not sound like intercourse to me."
:9
One Word: Paizuri.
12/5/2009 8:57:29 AM
#1068766
How about the rest of the passage? Do does have breasts? What about the simple bit, " Be exhilarated always with her love"? What's that mean?
12/10/2009 10:20:34 AM
#1160062
Equalist
Titty fucking! It's biblical!
5/23/2010 12:08:29 AM
#1171712
( . )( . )
Mmm. Breasts. That is all.
6/25/2010 2:17:36 PM
#1171718
Moondog
If you don't like playing with your wife's boobs, can I do it?
6/25/2010 2:34:36 PM
#1171730
David B.
"Being satisfied by your wife's breasts and embracing a spouse's bosom does not sound like intercourse to me."
So presumably being satisfied by another woman's breasts doesn't count as adultery either, right?
6/25/2010 2:50:35 PM
#1189372
The Duelist
Your name says it all, friend. The Bible says everyone is just like a sheep, and they need a Shepard; Jeebus. What it fails to mention is that sheep are extremely stupid creatures with no free will who mindlessly follow the Shepard or bellwether anywhere it goes; even over a cliff.
And the funny part is....
You have to be a Christian Fundamentalist before you become a sheep.
Savvy?
8/7/2010 4:38:48 PM
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