Quit bogarting the jay and pass it on.
7/3/2006 9:39:20 AM
Do you even know what you're saying?
4/3/2007 6:22:36 PM
Yeah sure, that makes looooots of sense. Not.
4/3/2007 6:25:01 PM
In other breaking news, up is down.
4/3/2007 7:00:28 PM
I don't think free will exists. stfu.
1/10/2008 8:06:57 PM
...... and Dr. Perry "Jesus" Cox Almighty said unto him:
1/10/2008 9:15:57 PM
Huh? I think it's trying to communicate.
1/10/2008 10:07:23 PM
Sounds to me like you don't really believe in free will.
1/11/2008 12:46:41 AM
So apparently determinism is the new free will.
8/7/2008 9:19:21 PM
Deterministic compatibilism is not the free will you Christians claim we have.
9/16/2008 3:03:26 AM
The contents of my pantry dictate what I eat, not some bronze age weirdo.
9/16/2008 3:39:44 AM
That's not free will. you fail.
9/12/2009 6:26:58 PM
If he really knows everything about everything before it happens, why does he
A) Get mad and vengeful?
B) Not get extremely bored?
4/23/2010 8:46:36 AM
"Think about that."
I tried, but I had to reboot.
4/23/2010 9:35:53 AM
What does God care about waffles versus pancakes? It's basically the same batter, really.
4/23/2010 12:05:21 PM
With that kinda freedom you can do just what God wants you to do. I see the root of Tea-Party dementia in this pretzel-logic. I don't know why they have no concept of freedom, but shit like this has been raising three generations of bent people
4/23/2010 3:51:47 PM
Allegory for Jesus
Accurate omniscience in regards to knowing future events inherently contradicts free will because it suggests that choices are predestined unless the knowledge of the future comes in terms of probabilities rather than certainties.
7/27/2010 12:57:19 PM
Uh oh. My computer just sent me this message;
WARNING: HIGHLY RETARDED SELF-CONTRADICTING ANOMALY DETECTED.
SCANNING COMMENT FOR ANY INTELLIGENCE WHATSOEVER...
NONE FOUND. NO HOPE THERE IS, FOR THIS ONE.
BUT DO NOT DESPAIR; THERE IS ANOTHER...........
8/7/2010 4:32:14 PM
That wouldn't be free will, though it might be the illusion of free will in a brain that was, nevertheless, entirely deterministic.
8/8/2010 5:16:43 AM
Ok, I've thought about it. The inescapable conclusion is that you are talking complete crap and should shut up before you make an even bigger fool of yourself.
That definition of free will involves neither freedom nor will. What you are saying is that the decision to have pancakes was made for you by god. At least, I think that's what your are saying. If god was dictating that message through your fingers the silly old fool should take time out to study some basic English.
8/8/2010 11:05:50 AM