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Quote# 685

[On extraterrestrials]

If these fallen angels portray themselves as a citizenry of another planet, how many will disregard the Bible as the unerring, unchanging Word of God? How many people will follow these angels to destruction?

erschiessen, Christian Website Talk! 15 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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Redhunter

Gee, that's something that's gonna keep me up nights now. Gosh.

7/3/2006 9:38:26 AM

splattaflix

I tell ya, if the aliens ever show up, that's the last straw. There's no way I'd believe in God after that...

7/14/2008 12:16:44 AM

Michael

If life is ever found on another plant/moon, then every book of the Abrahamic religions go in the trash can.

7/14/2008 3:47:08 AM

Thomasthedoubter

HAIL LORD XENU!

7/14/2008 5:32:33 AM

Rawley

XENU BE EXHALTED!

7/14/2008 5:39:50 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

bullshit..you know you would try to find everything you could to justify your archaic beliefs.

9/7/2008 12:18:10 AM

Elia

I thought fallen angels looked like Lorelei.....or was it that one Bruce Colville wrote about.....

9/7/2008 3:04:09 AM

aqualung

reminds me of an episode of South Park....

9/7/2008 3:13:31 AM

Philbert McAdamia

How many people will follow these angels to destruction?

Count me in. Woo Hoo, fallen angels!

Hey, wait a minute - "erschiessen" ? who speaks german here? what about erscheissen? Is it something about shit?

Asking...

9/7/2008 4:28:41 AM

Grigadil

Something about shooting. (Schiessen)

Not shitting. (Scheissen)

9/7/2008 4:52:54 AM

The Duelist

Oh noes! It's the attack of The Hideous Fallen Angel/Aliens(with demonic overtones)!!!!!!!
They're here to suck our souls!!
Oops, that's the Deadites.
They're here to destroy our way of life!!
No wait, that's the Commies.
Hmm. Damn.
We need a new angle here...

8/7/2010 4:27:18 PM

Iczer-Four

Aliens are cool! Unlike you!

8/7/2010 6:23:26 PM

caustic gnostic

For people who believe in angels of any kind, the destruction has already occurred.

8/7/2010 9:24:04 PM

Canadiest

The prospect of Aliens from another planet scares the fuck outta these Fundies. There's already more proof for aliens, the actual possibility is higher and they can't even pull together even a glimmer of reason behind their belief

8/8/2010 10:17:50 AM

rubber chicken

Is the answer six ?

8/8/2010 10:23:33 AM
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