[After plagiarizing an article about the Coelacanth fish that makes a bunch of scientific howlers]Oh, I'm sorry, I copied the text into the window instead of linking it. My Bad! By the way that link you gave me is even more comical than the coelacanth itself. There still is NO evidence that life can come from nothing. If I would put coke bottles in a box, a million years from now they'd still be coke bottles in a box. There is no evidence on your great site that those three fish are of the same species.
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That's right. Life can't come from nothing. It can, however, come from certain atoms alligning into certain proteins while being electrified, which may then form primitive life. Boom. Life. From something. Not nothing. and, if those cells reproduce, they'll most likely be a few misplaced A's, T's, G's, or C's. This can mean a mutation, which, if beneficial, will be passed on to new variations, or, if not, will be removed from the gene pool. Give that a few billion years, and then you have complex life like humans and apes. So, in the end, you are right. Life can't come from nothing. But it can come from something, of which there was an abundance.
"If I would put coke bottles in a box, a million years from now they'd still be coke bottles in a box."
That's because coke bottles are made from silicon dioxide or some type of polyethylene, as opposed to amino acids and carbohydrates. They also typically contain a sugary syrup dissolved in water instead of nucleic acids in cytoplasm. But hey, it's all the same chemistry mumbo-jumbo, amirite?
Wow.
If only coke bottles could reproduce, and had some sort of genetic material that sometimes got shifted around a little. You know, like living things do. Or heck, even complex chemical systems like viruses.
I guess 4Jesus4ever showed all those dumb scientists with their doctorates and their years of study with his copied and pasted article on coelocanths and his empty coke bottle breeding farm. Time to close up this place. I think I'll go to mime school, maybe take up the accordion.
"[After plagiarizing an article about the Coelacanth fish that makes a bunch of scientific howlers ]Oh, I'm sorry, I copied the text into the window instead of linking it. My Bad!"
That's as nothing compared to what they tried to submit as evidence in Kitzmiller vs Dover:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitzmiller_v._Dover_Area_School_District
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Of_Pandas_and_People#Pandas_and_.22cdesign_proponentsists.22
cdesign proponentsist
A copypasta howler of such leviathanic proportions, that it not only persuaded Judge John E. Jones III (a Conservative Christian like you 4Jesus4ever) decide in favour of the plaintiffs, it helped we Atheists in ways that not even we Atheists could've imagined: It resulted in the Religious Right destroying the Religious Right's own educational agenda.
Michael Behe: 'My Bad!'
>:D
@ Tempus
Would a mime play a silent accordion? Now that I could listen to.
I like the Gary Larsen cartoon where the people entering heaven are being handed a harp, and those entering hell are handed an accordion.
Come to think of it . . . the only difference is the flames.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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