It doesnt matter what Ghandi did, he was hindu. It doesnt matter what any person does on this planet for the greater good. If they are not saved by the blood of the lamb, then Hell is their destination.
We are not saved through acts or deeds, but through faith in Jesus Christ. His blood covering and attoning for our sins.
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"We are not saved through acts or deeds"
I'm confused, didn't Jesus "save" us, isn't this a "deed" and if we are not saved by deeds, then why the hell did Jesus, assuming if he did exist, "deed" to "save us"? AHH!
I had a guy, his wife, and an old HS acquaintance claiming this on facebook the other day. Oh, silly fools.
Hi sinner Nr. 283857673910,
sorry for my absence but we recently had a huge delivery of damned souls due to a ship wreckage ("not even god can sink this ship! Wrong!") and these souls needed some serious heating, frozen as they were. Big fun!
But lets get back to your case:
As you have spread heresy you will burn in hell for exactly 1,237 eternities.
Please read:
James 2:20-26
Ephesians 2:10
Galatians 5:22-23
in preparation.
CU in hell
Prove the existence of heaven or hell, please.
Note - Gandhi, Atoning, Doesn't
Note also, the Epistle of James seems to say that works also are necessary unto salvation.
In other words, you are talking shite, which you happen to believe. This does not make it significant or true.
So, Hitler went to heaven because he was christian, and Gandhi went to hell because he wasn't? Well if that's the case, I think I'd rather be in hell, it sounds like it has a much better population.
These are not good tactics if you want to win converts. Because I'd sure rather be in Hell with Gandhi than in Heaven with a jerk who thinks condemning someone, especially someone like Gandhi, to eternal torment is a just and good thing.
If your God exists, I'm glad I'm going to Hell. Because Hell, real Hell, would be having to worship any sort of bastard who'd have anyone, no matter how good of a person they were, be tortured forever. Real Hell would be having to be around people like you, spydyr. Your version of Heaven is a whole lot worse than Hell.
Well, yes, that´s what christian fundamentalists believe...
you can have murdered hundreds of people and have been an asshole, but still goto heaven, if yougot "saved" shortly before you die, but if you aren´t saved you can be the nicest person and will still go to hell...
usually they wouldn´t say it so clear, however.
Well, this also means that heaven (according to christian fundamentalist faith) must be the real hell ;)
So, Ghandi in hell, Hitler in heaven. Got it. Actually that doesn't seem at all unusual, knowing Yahweh.
Since, as you say, we are all going to hell anyway, unless, presumably, we all buy into the fundamental cultist scenario, them we might as well spend what little of our lives that we have in denigrating this disgusting and immature monster that you worship as a God. Of course, it means that at least for a few decades we avoid lowering ourselves to being lower than the belly of a serpent. And we can console ourselves with the knowledge that certain so called humans have allowed themselves to become little better than abhorrent and incoherent savages. If you want to be a sniveling little drip in order to avoid going to hell then good luck to you. Count me out. I'll continue with the monster hunting.
Be good, be a douche, all that matters is if you say the right magic words.
But of course, that's irrelevant because it's physically impossible for a Christian to be anything other than saintly or pure, right?
What was it again Ghandi said about christians? Oh yeah, I remember now...
I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
You may want to actually crack open that bible of yours there Spydyr.
Psalm 62:12
Proverbs 10:16
Jeremiah 17:10
Ezekiel 18:27
Matthew 5:20
Matthew 12:37
Matthew 16:27
Matthew 19:17
Matthew 25:41-46
Luke 10:26-28
John 5:29
Romans 2:6, 13
2 Corinthians 5:10
2 Corinthians 11:15
James 2:14
James 2:17
James 2:21-25
1 Peter 1:17
Revelation 2:23
Revelation 20:12-13
Revelation 22:14
Even Paul told you to get off your lazy ass and work for the church. So get over it.
You heard it from SPYDYR, everyone.
You can be the biggest douche in the world, but you will still get into heaven as long as you are a "true christian".
James 2:14-26.
Matthew 25:31-46. This one's from the mouth of Jesus, no less.
Luke 9:49-50. Another one attributed to Jesus.
SPYDYR is guilty of some epic Bible fail if one of us lowly Pagans can come up with three easy-to-find passages that clearly and explicitly prove him wrong--without even resorting to the Sermon on the Mount (Matthew 5-7) which is pretty much a long list of how to treat people!
Yeah, yeah, yeah! We know.
By now, if your god is the intolerant asshole you make him out to be, hell is full of the best and brightest people this planet ever produced.
All the more reason to tell him to fuck off.
And that is why the majority of "Christians" don't believe in Original Sin anymore.
Because the idea that doesn't matter what you do in life you go to hell unless you are a*Insert Demonination* Christian.
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Fundi Christianity is the ONLY faith where you are "Born destined to hell" because of some woman and an Apple.
Sooooo the knights of the crusades, a mass-murderer who repents, those people get to go to heaven.
Gandhi, Buddha, the Dalai Lama, these people go to hell for not being Christian.
And you wonder why people turn to more liberal ways of life.
Re: Boy Wonder's post...
Ironically, Spydyr's definition might also cover Jesus Christ himself, as he is regarded as a Avatar of the Hindu God Vishnu, by some Hindus...
Incedentally, Buddha may escape Hell, if such a construct even exists in Buddhism, as a Christian Saint (St.Joshapahat) was reportedly based on his life...
Whereas Christians will be saved even if they eat babies and rape old women. I'm sure Jesus will be glad to see Heaven filling up with jerks who took advantage of his agonizing death.
Well, he would if he had been the son of God and not a guy who had some pretty radical ideas for the time.
It doesnt matter what Ghandi did, he was hindu. It doesnt matter what any person does on this planet for the greater good. If they are not saved by the five pillars, then Hell is their destination.
We are not saved through acts or deeds, but through faith in Allah. His mercy covering and attoning for our sins.
Fixed.
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Blakey
Hi sinner Nr. 283857673910,
sorry for my absence but we recently had a huge delivery of damned souls due to a ship wreckage ("not even god can sink this ship! Wrong!") and these souls needed some serious heating, frozen as they were. Big fun!
But lets get back to your case:
As you have spread heresy you will burn in hell for exactly 1,237 eternities.
Please read:
James 2:20-26
Ephesians 2:10
Galatians 5:22-23
in preparation.
CU in hell
@ BLAKEY:..... I LOVE YOU :D Couldnt have said it better myself! KUDOS ON THE CREATIVITY AND THE PRECISE AND ACCURATE BURN OF THIS MISLED LIL LAMB OF GOD.
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