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[On atheist parody webpages]

They will find out just how much God exists at the great white throne judgement when they are standing before God answering for their sins and rebellion. Then they won't think their humor is so funny.

Gregg, Christian Website Talk! 13 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

I think you underestimate the power of a good joke. If something is funny, it's funny!

7/3/2006 9:35:48 AM

Julian

They will find out just how much God exists at the great white throne judgement

Enough with the toilet humour and potty jokes!

7/4/2006 2:51:38 AM

cyborgtroy

What my plan is, is basically to die, and then stop being conscious.

I'll perceive myself as reincarnating due to quantum immortality.

No God.

1/19/2008 5:26:55 AM

Zane

God has a sense of humor, if he didn't, there would be no humor (all by your logic), so making fun of god would be perfectly within Christian limits

1/28/2008 12:44:47 AM

The Duelist

As a Buddhist, I can tell you, any god who can't stand being ridiculed is delusional and suffering from the Three Poisons. Besides, if he didn't have a sense of humor, then why is it "the great white throne judgment"? I mean, I've sat on royal toilets before, but never one that resembles a throne.
Must think quite highly of himself, doesn't he?

8/7/2010 4:18:53 PM

Iczer-Four

so your deity's thrown is a toilet?

8/7/2010 6:33:50 PM

Lilith

You need to lighten up.

8/7/2010 11:37:24 PM

caustic gnostic

Yeah, hangover vomiting is kind of a bummer.

8/7/2010 11:59:29 PM

Justanotheratheist

I'll take my chances. Meantime, I'll keep laughing.

8/8/2010 2:03:25 AM

v200

Bit of an empty threat for atheists and most other religions isn't it?

7/23/2011 8:37:24 PM



That's just a threat, not an argument. Fuck off, Gregg.

8/2/2011 5:11:22 PM

Professor von SCIENCE!!!

Gregg at the pearly gates: I'm here! A lifetime of douchebaggery and I've made it.

God: Greatings my child and welcome to my kingdom. Pull my finger!

St. Peter: Uh, boss, this is the douche who made that stupid comment on 'Christian Website Talk!'.

God: Oh... *pulls whacky lever sending Gregg to hell* Hilarious. Well, I'm off to invent Clown AIDS. God out!

2/8/2013 3:10:47 PM

A. Square

You will be going to hell, so we'll have the last laugh still. And if God exists, he'll probably forgive athiests. Supposing he does exist. Which we don't know yet.

8/17/2013 7:37:14 PM
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