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I disagree with all of you. She is showing classic signs of demonic posession, and NOT schizphrenia or anything of the sorts:

-She condemned God (generally very spiritual and close to God)

-She had rational conversations with others and seemed more inllegent than normal.

Rising_Suns, Christian Forums 9 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

I had my kitchen and yard sprayed for demons two years ago and haven't had a problem with them since! Also, they make some good demon-collars nowadays too.

7/3/2006 9:34:59 AM

Crosis

<<< -She condemned God (generally very spiritual and close to God)

-She had rational conversations with others and seemed more inllegent than normal. >>>

Surprising how often you see that correlation, isn't it?

7/3/2006 5:34:55 PM

Goetian

\"She had rational conversations with others and seemed more inllegent than normal.\"

Intelligent thought? GASP it must be demons! Burn her!

12/8/2006 4:52:39 AM

David D.G.

Rational conversation = demonic possession?

Dang, no wonder you folks always come across so nutty; you try to rid yourselves of rationality because you think it's demonic!


~David D.G.

12/8/2006 5:16:13 AM

HypnoToad

The whole thread is hilarious. It reads like they're giving advice on unclogging a toilet.

12/8/2006 6:06:05 AM

The Joker

OH MY, SHE ACTUALLY STARTED THINKING FOR HERSELF!!

Yeah, defiantly posessed.

12/24/2007 6:48:33 AM

The Duelist

*GASP* Independent thought!! She has deviated form the rest of the herd!!!

DEVIL-WORSHIPER!!!!




Or, as Eric Idle would say...

"We've found a witch, may we burn 'er?"

8/7/2010 4:15:00 PM

Randomwolf42

Someone get this person a dictionary and define "schizophrenia" for them, please.

6/25/2011 9:58:34 PM



'She had rational conversations with others and seemed more inllegent than normal.'

I actually burst out laughing at this.

7/16/2012 11:13:49 AM
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