Quote# 690

[Exorcism advice!]

Get a group of strong Christians to physically surround her and pray for hours. They should tell the demon to get out of her body, it is not welcome. In Jesus' name.

psycmajor, Christian Forums 9 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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OHH, don't forget this one, \"The power of christ compels you!\" Yeah, that's a good one.

7/3/2006 9:31:53 AM


Ooooooh, sounds like a great plot for porn!

7/4/2006 2:52:37 AM


Or is that how fundy hospitals deliver babies?

7/4/2006 2:54:21 AM


This is a Psych major? No. No. No.

4/12/2007 3:16:01 PM


No self-respecting demon would fuck with a fundie. So don't worry about it.

4/12/2007 3:56:04 PM


Ambrielle, I choose to belive not. It's just \"major psycho\" was already taken.

4/12/2007 6:37:22 PM


Demon: Tough noogies, folks! Just put down m'futons and junk! I'm roomin' here for an indeterminate period! >D

4/12/2007 8:07:23 PM

The Duelist

I concur with this statement. In fact, I also think that they should beat Congo drums and shake bones over her. If Jesus doesn't help, then General Samedi will!!

8/7/2010 4:11:35 PM


out of my major, you fraud!

9/14/2010 11:20:14 AM

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