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#977
DarthWang
Would Jesus root for the Yankees or the Red Sox?
8/27/2005 9:04:19 PM
#992
ooh_child
He'd root for the Angels, of course.
8/28/2005 4:48:28 PM
#1004
ooh_child
Umm...Yahweh, the Redskins are a football team, not baseball.
:)
8/29/2005 4:39:05 PM
#1157
NonHomogenized
I guess Jesus watches a lot of pay per view porn.
9/2/2005 2:42:55 AM
#2296
Slyph
Does he picture Jesus being present when he has consentual sex with his wife?
If yes, Eww. if No, Hypocrite.
10/4/2005 2:48:42 PM
#4968
bob
hope jesus likes the porn.
11/26/2005 8:23:51 PM
#401116
They call me V
Hmm, interesting.
"I mean it dude, I'll throw you in a lake of fire if you don't turn off those Friends reruns... right...now"
2/7/2008 12:43:25 PM
#401154
El Guapo
WWJW?
Look. Jesus is the SON OF GOD. Why are you even holding the remote? Hell, if the SON OF GOD was sitting next to me on the couch I would 1) let him put on whatever he wanted, 2) serve potato chips from a bowl and pop from a frosty glass, instead of just the potato chips bag and the can. Do you know how lucky you are to even have Jesus at your house? I have invited him over dozens of times, and he's always like, yeah bro, we'll chill, and then he doesn't show up. Let Jesus take control of your life, and of your TV. If you want, you can TiVo the shows that you like and watch them when Jesus is busy (like Sunday morning or when someone needs his presence in their life).
2/7/2008 1:43:28 PM
#401158
Samyaza
Aren't you a little old for imaginary friends?
2/7/2008 1:55:26 PM
#401176
Brain_In_A_Jar
Does he picture Jesus being present when he has consentual sex with his wife?
If yes, Eww. if No, Hypocrite.
Not strictly hypocrisy; just inconsistency. Has the same implications, though - if you're inconsistent then you can't really be called anything else at all with accuracy.
"I mean it dude, I'll throw you in a lake of fire if you don't turn off those Friends reruns... right...now"
Mmmm, Friends reruns :-) Great for just crashing on the sofa and relaxing for an hour or so, and not caring about anything for a while.
2/7/2008 2:17:47 PM
#401209
docfred
"Jesus, we've got movie sign!"
2/7/2008 3:39:18 PM
#401215
Freboy
So you're secretly into menage a trois?
2/7/2008 3:53:15 PM
#401258
.
jesus never lets me use the remote....he's a remote hog.
2/7/2008 5:24:04 PM
#401273
Philbert McAdamia
Is it like Weekend at Bernie's, watching TV with a dead guy on the couch next to you?
2/7/2008 5:52:45 PM
#1104332
Crooky
Jesus always hogs the remote, the jerk.
1/27/2010 12:29:56 AM
#1395175
Agahnim
Kind of an odd thing to do, but compared to the majority of submissions to this site it's just "Eh" and not "WTF IS THIS!?"
4/22/2012 12:17:48 PM
#1412513
Quantum Mechanic
You are one sick waste of air.
6/12/2012 5:07:12 PM
#1412571
Undead Will
this one is actually pretty nice.
6/13/2012 1:00:59 AM
#1412582
Picturing the J man next to me actually makes me feel better about the amount of time I spend watching shemale porn and sitcoms.
6/13/2012 4:05:19 AM
#1412584
Filin De Blanc
If Jesus doesn't like Lost Girl, I refuse to worship him.
6/13/2012 4:21:14 AM
#1518971
anti-nonsense
get a real friend to watch TV with.
3/24/2013 2:21:45 PM
#1519047
Blarghonius
I just see Jesus looking confused as he sees the big box with the moving pictures in it.
3/24/2013 10:27:43 PM
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