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I picture Jesus sitting on the couch with me while I'm watching TV, movies or having conversation. That will make me stop and think about what types of shows I watch.

BickBenedict, Bibleforums.org 23 Comments [8/26/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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DarthWang

Would Jesus root for the Yankees or the Red Sox?

8/27/2005 9:04:19 PM

ooh_child

He'd root for the Angels, of course.

8/28/2005 4:48:28 PM

ooh_child

Umm...Yahweh, the Redskins are a football team, not baseball.
:)

8/29/2005 4:39:05 PM

NonHomogenized

I guess Jesus watches a lot of pay per view porn.

9/2/2005 2:42:55 AM

Slyph

Does he picture Jesus being present when he has consentual sex with his wife?

If yes, Eww. if No, Hypocrite.

10/4/2005 2:48:42 PM

bob

hope jesus likes the porn.

11/26/2005 8:23:51 PM

They call me V

Hmm, interesting.
"I mean it dude, I'll throw you in a lake of fire if you don't turn off those Friends reruns... right...now"

2/7/2008 12:43:25 PM

El Guapo

WWJW?

Look. Jesus is the SON OF GOD. Why are you even holding the remote? Hell, if the SON OF GOD was sitting next to me on the couch I would 1) let him put on whatever he wanted, 2) serve potato chips from a bowl and pop from a frosty glass, instead of just the potato chips bag and the can. Do you know how lucky you are to even have Jesus at your house? I have invited him over dozens of times, and he's always like, yeah bro, we'll chill, and then he doesn't show up. Let Jesus take control of your life, and of your TV. If you want, you can TiVo the shows that you like and watch them when Jesus is busy (like Sunday morning or when someone needs his presence in their life).

2/7/2008 1:43:28 PM

Samyaza

Aren't you a little old for imaginary friends?

2/7/2008 1:55:26 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Does he picture Jesus being present when he has consentual sex with his wife?

If yes, Eww. if No, Hypocrite.


Not strictly hypocrisy; just inconsistency. Has the same implications, though - if you're inconsistent then you can't really be called anything else at all with accuracy.

"I mean it dude, I'll throw you in a lake of fire if you don't turn off those Friends reruns... right...now"

Mmmm, Friends reruns :-) Great for just crashing on the sofa and relaxing for an hour or so, and not caring about anything for a while.

2/7/2008 2:17:47 PM

docfred

"Jesus, we've got movie sign!"

2/7/2008 3:39:18 PM

Freboy

So you're secretly into menage a trois?

2/7/2008 3:53:15 PM

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jesus never lets me use the remote....he's a remote hog.

2/7/2008 5:24:04 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Is it like Weekend at Bernie's, watching TV with a dead guy on the couch next to you?

2/7/2008 5:52:45 PM

Crooky

Jesus always hogs the remote, the jerk.

1/27/2010 12:29:56 AM

Agahnim

Kind of an odd thing to do, but compared to the majority of submissions to this site it's just "Eh" and not "WTF IS THIS!?"

4/22/2012 12:17:48 PM

Quantum Mechanic

You are one sick waste of air.

6/12/2012 5:07:12 PM

Undead Will

this one is actually pretty nice.

6/13/2012 1:00:59 AM




Picturing the J man next to me actually makes me feel better about the amount of time I spend watching shemale porn and sitcoms.

6/13/2012 4:05:19 AM

Filin De Blanc

If Jesus doesn't like Lost Girl, I refuse to worship him.

6/13/2012 4:21:14 AM

anti-nonsense

get a real friend to watch TV with.

3/24/2013 2:21:45 PM

Blarghonius

I just see Jesus looking confused as he sees the big box with the moving pictures in it.

3/24/2013 10:27:43 PM

Professor von SCIENCE!

docfred, you win the cake. Greatest comment ever.

6/26/2013 11:01:16 PM
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