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it also makes me laugh(SERIOUSLY!) when people say,'well, in this day and age'. SURE!!!!!! you believe that God was able to create the universe and everything in it, but you can't believe that He'd be able to cause something to be written down that is timeless? you've trapped yourself in your own weakness of logic! you just got PWN'D n00B!!1!!

cbalke, Bibleforums.org 11 Comments [8/26/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Crosis

I do believe that's the first instance of fundie 'l33t speak I've ever seen.

(On the subject, the tricky part about that is that humans have been messing with it already - heck, we can't even agree on what books should be included in the Bible! You could argue that the True Bible(TM) was intended to be timeless, but it's difficult to say what indeed that is or whether humans have already altered it or not.

Or, in cbalke's terms, \"PWNED!\")

8/27/2005 5:38:52 AM

Slyph

0mF JezUz 1z teh fn PWN!!!!!1111111

Hey Athiests:
All your souls are belong to Satan, Make your time.

Take of all Tracts

10/4/2005 2:50:56 PM

pauline

lolo xt1an pwned teh ath3ist n00bies lololo (Insert /b/ meme here)

1/11/2007 9:28:59 PM

David D.G.

On a secondary topic, how does one laugh \"seriously\"? Isn't the whole point of laughter that it is a reaction of humor?


~David D.G.

1/11/2007 9:32:33 PM

Pedantic Speaker

@David DG:
Humour is potentially a powerful political and diplomatic weapon and one must always be seriously prepared to use it. Ridicule is said to be one of the most effective ways of attacking the beliefs of people who want to appear persecuted; it is far easier to support controversial notions than to support laughingstocks.
This is, I believe, the likely cause of the admonition "God will not be mocked".

4/23/2011 6:09:37 PM

Canadiest

Is there a point here? Are Christians questioning the Bible while believing in it? Takes all kinds

4/25/2011 2:03:53 PM

whatever

It's only timeless if you never want to change or adapt to modern times.

5/9/2011 5:18:55 PM

Mithras

*sigh*

Do I have to do it again?

You, Sir, Are And Idiot. Get off teh internetz.

5/10/2011 3:07:26 AM


5/10/2011 3:45:11 AM



What if I don't believe in the first place?

1/11/2012 2:38:25 AM

Justanotheratheist

Except that I don't believe God exists, and therefore I cannot believe he created any damned thing. So now what?

1/11/2012 2:43:03 AM
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