Is their anywhere in the bible that says how long a ladies fingernails are to be? I choose to wear mine short. Long fingernails gte in the way of my work. But,is it wrong for me to have short nails?
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So 'milady', when I understand you correctly, you want to wear your nails short?
For a small donation (my suggestion: $200) to our church, I will gladly provide you with a bible verse and an interpretation that will allow ladies to wear short nails.
Back to reality: The bible is such a nonsensical chaos of self-conflicting vague verses, so with just a little practice it is possible to 'proof' or 'justify' anything with it.
It is surely possible to find a bible verse that allows short nails (with enough interpretation), and at the same time a bible verse that forbids it (again with enough interpretation).
What color socks should I wear? What if the rapture happens and I'm wearing black and Jesus doesn't care so much for black? What color did Jesus wear, and did He wear them with sandals? Is white too prideful, or out of fashion before Labor Day? Jesus Fucking Herbert W. Christ.
If there is a passage in the babble about fingernail length, it's probably in cubits.
Let's see, your savior mentions feeding the hungry, tending to the sick and visiting those in prison. There's something here about a good Samaritan. Oh, and here's a line about loving your enemies and blessing those who curse you. But, nope, nothing about your nails.
Clearly your savior didn't have a clue about what is really important.
"Is their anywhere in the bible that says how long a ladies fingernails are to be? I choose to wear mine short. Long fingernails gte in the way of my work. But,is it wrong for me to have short nails?"
Meanwhile, there's kids in Third World countries who are lucky to eat just one meal a day. Priorities pal, priorities.
Matthew 19:21 ring any bells, milady? Meanwhile Bill Gates is using most of his billions to fund his Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.
You do the maths. (*in a sarcastic Parker accent *) When you've finished painting your nails, and your quandary, re. their length. 'milady'.
[/"Thunderbirds" nerd]
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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