Absolute right or wrong? Lets look at the modern take on the commonly known 10 commandments
1) "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."
Well you people claim this, but then ignore what Jesus had to say and follow your Republican leaders to slaughter like good little sheep.
2) "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image,"
Except crosses, the bible, pictures of Jesus, etc.
3) "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain;"
Unless we're lying for the lord (this has to do with swearing oaths, not cursing)
4) "Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy."
Unless there's a game on. Oh and how many women put on the big spread on Sunday? Isn't that "work"?
5) "Honor thy father and thy mother:"
and nag them to absolute death about your fundie fantasies. Threaten them with hellfire and disrupt all family get togethers until you are no longer welcome.
6) "Thou shalt not kill."
Unless it's in war, corporal punishment, or an abortion doctor. Well to be honest, I'm not sure how this made it into the top 10 since most of the bible goes on about how to kill people in the most horrific ways
7) "Thou shalt not commit adultery"
Unless you can keep it secret
8) "Thou shalt not steal."
Unless you put Gods name on it, or it's from the government, or those stinkin heathens
9) "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor."
Unless you are "lying for the lord" or your neighbour is another stinkin heathen.
10) "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house,.....nor anything that is thy neighbor's
Ahh crap, you people worship greed so much there's nothing I can say here.
So much for Christian absolute morality. Laws are there to make society run smoothly. Just remember whats good for the fox is bad for the goose.
And what the fuck is with you people and the raping of babies and animals? Damn, I wouldn't let your kind anywhere near my kids or my pets!