"I have seen no evidence to date which shows me any altruistic motives by any alien group."
Weaver, my friend, I don't think we really have any evidence of any motives whatsoever. In fact, yeah, we don't really have anything that says they exist. Sorry, bud.
1/6/2010 1:26:55 AM
1/6/2010 2:06:26 AM
These conspiracy theories are so complex youd think someone wouldve taken it and used it to write a novel and a scifi movie by now with reptoids, greys, nordics, etc.
1/6/2010 2:49:56 AM
"Okay, Cartman. "
1/6/2010 4:33:56 AM
"For all they have put me through, the relationship is strained at best. "
However, we are attending counselling sessions and have already made several breakthroughs in our understanding of each other's needs.
1/6/2010 5:26:00 AM
I haven´t seen evidence that there has been a single person abducted. So, yes, let´s speculate about the greys.
1/6/2010 7:22:42 AM
1/6/2010 10:02:04 AM
So your in an abusive relationship with the greys? Have you tried getting a restraining order?
1/6/2010 11:39:59 AM
"You will need to make up your own mind on who they are to you."
I have. To me they're nothing but made up creatures in the mind of paranoid or otherwise insane people in order to fulfill their secret kidnap/anal probing fantasies.
1/6/2010 12:57:28 PM
I think somebody has his tin-foil hat on a bit too tight...
1/6/2010 2:53:43 PM
100% pure bat-shit craziness here.
1/7/2010 7:04:11 AM
How about imaginary?
1/7/2010 11:25:10 AM
"Proof? No, I already decided what I wanted to believe, so I don't care that it's total bullshit."
1/7/2010 12:07:54 PM
who are they to me?
I'm gonna go with "non-existent"
1/7/2010 1:27:30 PM
Sure sure whatever... Maybe they just like screwing with you.
What about video games?
1/7/2010 7:17:56 PM
That creepy man who took you to the shed wasn't an alien.
Seriously. Truly seriously: get help.
1/8/2010 6:22:28 AM
It isn't promising when something starts out "I for one do not need proof."
1/8/2010 6:34:25 PM
To me, they are imaginary.
1/13/2010 9:53:54 PM
This whole rant was heard at an emergency room...it answered the question: "Why is there a light bulb in your butt?"
1/22/2010 5:55:05 PM
Don't worry Spaceweaver. You weren't abducted by greys, just fundies.
11/5/2011 3:39:52 PM