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#1088821
Swicket
"I have seen no evidence to date which shows me any altruistic motives by any alien group."
Weaver, my friend, I don't think we really have any evidence of any motives whatsoever. In fact, yeah, we don't really have anything that says they exist. Sorry, bud.
1/6/2010 1:26:55 AM
#1088860
oop
Okay, Cartman.
1/6/2010 2:06:26 AM
#1088897
Ajax
These conspiracy theories are so complex youd think someone wouldve taken it and used it to write a novel and a scifi movie by now with reptoids, greys, nordics, etc.
1/6/2010 2:49:56 AM
#1088963
MMM
"Okay, Cartman. "
Heh, nice.
1/6/2010 4:33:56 AM
#1088985
Sandwich Board
"For all they have put me through, the relationship is strained at best. "
However, we are attending counselling sessions and have already made several breakthroughs in our understanding of each other's needs.
1/6/2010 5:26:00 AM
#1089072
I haven´t seen evidence that there has been a single person abducted. So, yes, let´s speculate about the greys.
1/6/2010 7:22:42 AM
#1089341
aaa
Wait, what?
1/6/2010 10:02:04 AM
#1089477
Antichrist
So your in an abusive relationship with the greys? Have you tried getting a restraining order?
1/6/2010 11:39:59 AM
#1089575
Doubting Thomas
"You will need to make up your own mind on who they are to you."
I have. To me they're nothing but made up creatures in the mind of paranoid or otherwise insane people in order to fulfill their secret kidnap/anal probing fantasies.
1/6/2010 12:57:28 PM
#1089688
evilred
I think somebody has his tin-foil hat on a bit too tight...
1/6/2010 2:53:43 PM
#1090052
100% pure bat-shit craziness here.
1/7/2010 7:04:11 AM
#1090142
myheadhurts
How about imaginary?
1/7/2010 11:25:10 AM
#1090160
Dr. Novakaine
"Proof? No, I already decided what I wanted to believe, so I don't care that it's total bullshit."
1/7/2010 12:07:54 PM
#1090194
perdurabo
who are they to me?
I'm gonna go with "non-existent"
1/7/2010 1:27:30 PM
#1090341
Rambler
Sure sure whatever... Maybe they just like screwing with you.
@Ajax
What about video games?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-COM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfect_Dark
1/7/2010 7:17:56 PM
#1090427
Freethinker
Dude..
That creepy man who took you to the shed wasn't an alien.
Seriously. Truly seriously: get help.
1/8/2010 6:22:28 AM
#1090879
It isn't promising when something starts out "I for one do not need proof."
1/8/2010 6:34:25 PM
#1094369
Mrs. Antichrist
To me, they are imaginary.
1/13/2010 9:53:54 PM
#1100686
This whole rant was heard at an emergency room...it answered the question: "Why is there a light bulb in your butt?"
1/22/2010 5:55:05 PM
#1346538
Don't worry Spaceweaver. You weren't abducted by greys, just fundies.
11/5/2011 3:39:52 PM
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