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Well I for one do not need proof. I know what happened to me at the hands of grey aliens and others. Some experiences are very similar to yours.

They perform operations and do things to people that aren't nice. Some abductees have wonderful relationships with them and talk to them telepathically all the time. For all they have put me through, the relationship is strained at best.

I am not impressed by them and feel they have their own agenda which involves harming and using mankind for their own ends. I have seen no evidence to date which shows me any altruistic motives by any alien group.

You will need to make up your own mind on who they are to you.

spaceweaver, Above Top Secret 20 Comments [1/5/2010 11:44:37 PM]
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Swicket

"I have seen no evidence to date which shows me any altruistic motives by any alien group."

Weaver, my friend, I don't think we really have any evidence of any motives whatsoever. In fact, yeah, we don't really have anything that says they exist. Sorry, bud.

1/6/2010 1:26:55 AM

oop

Okay, Cartman.

1/6/2010 2:06:26 AM

Ajax

These conspiracy theories are so complex youd think someone wouldve taken it and used it to write a novel and a scifi movie by now with reptoids, greys, nordics, etc.

1/6/2010 2:49:56 AM

MMM

"Okay, Cartman. "

Heh, nice.

1/6/2010 4:33:56 AM

Sandwich Board

"For all they have put me through, the relationship is strained at best. "

However, we are attending counselling sessions and have already made several breakthroughs in our understanding of each other's needs.

1/6/2010 5:26:00 AM



I haven´t seen evidence that there has been a single person abducted. So, yes, let´s speculate about the greys.

1/6/2010 7:22:42 AM

aaa

Wait, what?

1/6/2010 10:02:04 AM

Antichrist

So your in an abusive relationship with the greys? Have you tried getting a restraining order?

1/6/2010 11:39:59 AM

Doubting Thomas

"You will need to make up your own mind on who they are to you."

I have. To me they're nothing but made up creatures in the mind of paranoid or otherwise insane people in order to fulfill their secret kidnap/anal probing fantasies.

1/6/2010 12:57:28 PM

evilred

I think somebody has his tin-foil hat on a bit too tight...

1/6/2010 2:53:43 PM



100% pure bat-shit craziness here.

1/7/2010 7:04:11 AM

myheadhurts

How about imaginary?

1/7/2010 11:25:10 AM

Dr. Novakaine

"Proof? No, I already decided what I wanted to believe, so I don't care that it's total bullshit."

1/7/2010 12:07:54 PM

perdurabo

who are they to me?

I'm gonna go with "non-existent"

1/7/2010 1:27:30 PM

Rambler

Sure sure whatever... Maybe they just like screwing with you.

@Ajax
What about video games?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-COM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfect_Dark

1/7/2010 7:17:56 PM

Freethinker

Dude..

That creepy man who took you to the shed wasn't an alien.

Seriously. Truly seriously: get help.

1/8/2010 6:22:28 AM



It isn't promising when something starts out "I for one do not need proof."

1/8/2010 6:34:25 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

To me, they are imaginary.

1/13/2010 9:53:54 PM



This whole rant was heard at an emergency room...it answered the question: "Why is there a light bulb in your butt?"

1/22/2010 5:55:05 PM



Don't worry Spaceweaver. You weren't abducted by greys, just fundies.

11/5/2011 3:39:52 PM
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