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it's not "stolen" if this was all orchestrated before hand. who's to say each president is'nt picked by the nsa or cia years in advance? perhaps they are chosen since childhood to serve an agenda, and are briefed periodically as to what to accomplish and what to move towards. if that theory is correct, it's not that he stole it, it's that he is the one who the REAL people in control wanted as their puppet.

chrisd250, Above Top Secret 17 Comments [1/4/2010 10:59:10 AM]
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Leliel

So, you're saying that the NSA and CIA are more tolerant of blacks than you are?

Got it.

1/4/2010 11:20:54 AM

Lucilius

So who picked presidents before the NSA and CIA were created in the mid-20th century? And with more than 100 million to choose from they couldn't do any better than Dumbya?

1/4/2010 11:31:07 AM

Katsuro

This would explain why all presidents share the same veiws and political beliefs...

...oh, wait.

1/4/2010 1:01:11 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

So the NSA and/or CIA picked George W. Bush?

Out of all the educated, qualified motherfuckers living in America, they picked George W. Bush?

BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*snort*HAHAHAHAHA!

1/4/2010 1:09:36 PM

G. Fieendish

Now remind me again, exactly which group secretly appoints U.S Presidents, The Bavarian Illuminanti, The Bilderberg Group, The Freemasons, The Discordians, the Skull & Bones Society, or Steve Jackson Games...?
It can't be all of them surely...?

1/4/2010 1:27:41 PM



Ok, and who picked Abraham Lincoln?, two agencies that didn´t exist at the time?. Give me a break.

1/4/2010 1:52:24 PM

aaa

There is a W shaped hole in this theory of yours.

1/4/2010 2:41:05 PM

Antichrist

People, the CIA did pick shrub (sorta).

Bush Sr. was head of the CIA before he became president. What we got with Shrub was an extra 8 years of daddy and friends pulling the strings from behind the curtain.
In 1976, Ford brought Bush back to Washington to become Director of Central Intelligence. He served in this role for 357 days, from January 30, 1976 to January 20, 1977.[23] The CIA had been rocked by a series of revelations, including those based on investigations by Senator Frank Church's Committee regarding illegal and unauthorized activities by the CIA, and Bush was credited with helping to restore the agency's morale.[24] In his capacity as DCI, Bush gave national security briefings to Jimmy Carter both as a Presidential candidate and as President-elect, and discussed the possibility of remaining in that position in a Carter administration[25] but it was not to be.

As for the McCain/Palin bullshit... I sometimes wonder if they didn't want to make sure they lost (so the Democrats would have to deal with the mess they created).

1/4/2010 4:44:56 PM

jsonitsac

@ Antichrist

The CIA didn't pick Bush I, he was just director of the CIA and used that resume point in order to get elected.

1/4/2010 6:56:38 PM

NonProphet

Now, Lucilius, you should know better than to use facts against a conspiracy theorist.
That's just not fair, fighting a battle of wits against one who's unarmed.

1/5/2010 12:41:58 AM

Doubting Thomas

Chosen from childhood to serve an agenda? That's awful far-thinking to choose someone who is a child today to serve as president 40 years from now in order to serve this or that agenda, when we don't even really know what the world will be like in 40 years. Or maybe they have time machines...

1/5/2010 7:42:58 AM

breakerslion

And I have it on good authority, according to my Brother's friend's Sister in Law, who is on the INSIDE, that the children so chosen are fed nothing but puppy brains, dry cement, and Count Chocula.

1/5/2010 1:03:42 PM

Dr. Novakaine

But that theory isn't correct, so, yeah, your entire spiel is irrelevant.

1/5/2010 2:04:00 PM

Sandwich Board

"perhaps they are chosen since childhood to serve an agenda, and are briefed periodically as to what to accomplish and what to move towards. "

Ah ... you're talking about monarchy...

1/6/2010 5:28:38 AM

BlackMageJ

Damn the Patriots!

1/6/2010 5:36:43 AM

Mr Blur


1/11/2010 2:14:57 AM



Uh, so 8 years of the blithering idiot Dubya, who was a "C" student, a failure in business, totally ignorant of foreign affairs, and at over 40 years old had never even traveled out of the country......THAT was the product of decades of CIA training?

Wow. Our national security is in even more incompetent hands than we thought.

1/12/2010 8:35:48 AM
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