Immortal beings like satan are capable of making long range plans that take thousands of years to complete,
Thats what islam is all about.
The Koran was created because satan new he needed some kind of book to compete with the Bible.
And Islam was created because he needed a one God religion to compete with
and war with Judaism and Christianity.
Islam has always been satans tool.
In fact Islam is truly Satan worship on a massive scale but without the pentagrams and goat sacrifices.
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I long ago grew weary trying to explain to folks like you that all three of the abrahamic religions (judaism, islam and christianity) are all the same. Same stories, same beliefs, same types of prophets, same sad need for mass-control.
Islam has always been satans tool.
So a religion that follows the same basic principles as yours, has the same system of beliefs and follows the same god is a tool of Satan?
Methinks the only tool around here is you.
"Immortal beings like satan are capable of making long range plans that take thousands of years to complete,"
Immortal beings are not real. God, Jesus, Satan, Thor, Zeus, all fictional.
"Islam has always been satans tool."
turtle has always been a tool.
"In fact Islam is truly Satan worship on a massive scale but without the pentagrams and goat sacrifices."
If you'll look carefully, you'll notice that your Bible is filled with animal sacrifices.
Good for Satan. If he really has the patience to make long range plans that take thousands of years complete, he is a better soul than you. All you guys do is whine because the Rapture isn't coming fast enough for you, and you have only been waiting 2000 yrs.
Learn from Satan - patience is a virtue.
Now, let's take your stupid theory and replace Islam with Christianity. Satan could have planned centuries to create Christianity to take the place of Judaism, and lead people away from the one true god, YHWH.
I see...
So if you disagree with it, and it's bad, it's Satan.
If you disagree with it, but there's no harm in it, or may, in fact, be beneficial, well, it's Satan's genius plan of making it cause harm way, way down the road, and we just don't understand why it's bad yet.
You know... you all keep talking about how Satan is such an evil guy, but I mean... he seems pretty keen on religious equality and spreading the idea that salvation is tied to being a good person instead of one's choice in faith... doesn't sound so bad, honestly.
This had been done to death about umpteen times already, but:
Allah = Arabic for "God"
Jesus = A respected prophet in islam
turtle = another facelss pawn in the new crusade, and most likely satans tool
So you admit that your god is Satan then? Since Islam is based off the same your christianity is, and is damned near similar.
I'm glad you fuckers never actually look into anything that you talk about and just start tossing random lies about.
(btw, read your bible better, your religious leaders did all manners of blood sacrifices up to a man that would kill his son for your god)
Ho hum, turtle recycles the Simia Dei (God's Ape) argument to slander Islam...
Basically this argument, which first came out in the Middle Ages, broadly states that Satan can not create anything new, as God is the only Creator, but therefore mocks God, by creating "twisted" & inferior copies of God's creations, in effect, aping God...
As a result, according to said argument, Apes are Satan's failed attempts to create Man, & Islam therefore, is Satan's attempt to create a religion to counter God's true religion, Christianity...
You will notice from history that your 'one god' has caused Christians to fight Christians, Muslims to fight Muslims, and Jews to fight ... whomever happened to be within a day's march. That doesn't sound like the pleasure of an omnibenevolent Creator at all, but of a Chaos creature with a lust for tribal warfare.
If you asked twenty Beatles fans to create a twenty song Beatles compilation allowing for their solo careers as well: You'd get twenty somewhat similiar but different albums.
See fundies, this is how you do analogies.
The Torah, The Bible(s) and the Koran are compilations of scrolls chosen, added to and rewritten in places but containing much of the same material
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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