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[On Luke 8:27 and 35]

What a precious passage of Scripture! This afflicted man was possessed by devils, running around naked and living in the wild. The entire city knew he was insane. Yet the Bible says when he found Jesus, he came into his right mind and put his clothes back on. Amen! Jesus is the cure for insanity and nudity.

Millions of Americans go to psychologists, psychiatrists and religious leaders for help; but the Word of God says the afflicted man at Gadarenes came into his RIGHT MIND when he found Jesus. It is interesting that being in one's “right mind” is associated with being properly clothed. Americans have a problem keeping their clothes on because they AREN'T in their right minds, they are mentally-ill. This is clearly evidenced by the fact that nearly half of the pregnant women in America have murdered a child by abortion.

Only a mentally-ill person would deliberately kill a precious child. So it doesn't surprise me in a rotten society that devours it's own children that they would also have a serious problem keeping their clothes on.

David J. Stewart, Jesus-Is-Savior 91 Comments [1/10/2010 12:30:50 AM]
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Dr. Shrinker

@ Lauren: While mindless ass-kissing may go over well with your god, it doesn't impress anyone here.

@ David J. Stewart: Your god killed David and Bathsheeba's child to punish them for their adultery. By your own description, your god is mentally ill. If that doesn't impress you, consider the millions of fetuses which are spontaneously aborted through miscarriages. Your god is clearly the biggest abortion provider in the world. At least human doctors allow their patients to make a choice on the matter.

7/19/2011 11:28:47 AM

Lauren D.

@ Dr.Shrinker
I am not trying to *** kiss. I am just spreading the word, my friend.

8/13/2011 1:18:31 PM

Dr. Shrinker

Using unctuous terms like "my friend" with some one you do not even know is hardly a way to demonstrate that you are not an ass-kisser. The same is true of saying "David J. Stewart is a true prophet of God..."

All I can say is I hope that Stewart never tells you to drink poisoned flavor-aid. Even an ass-kisser like you does not deserve that.

8/13/2011 1:43:50 PM

Crimson Lizard

Dr. Shrinker: I disagree. Mass poisoning is exactly what morons like Lauren and David deserve.

10/12/2011 10:19:10 AM

Moondog

We hear many stories of those possessed by devils in the bible. It's clearly the Bronze Age bias of the writer. Most of these tales have a simple explanation: mental illness, epilepsy, etc. that would best be treated by a mental health professional or a neurologist, not a shaman or a faith healer.

10/12/2011 2:50:15 PM

Moondog

What this precious piece of Scripture doesn't tell us is if Jesus caused this man to break his vow of silence. And did the crowd go after his juniper berries?

10/12/2011 2:53:08 PM

JSS

{Only a mentally-ill person would deliberately kill a precious child.}

And so, Abraham decided he would follow through with what "God commanded"...

10/12/2011 8:01:55 PM

David B.

Congratulations, Lauren, on ably proving that Christianity does not in fact cure you of mental illness.

10/13/2011 3:04:08 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Luke is a forgery you moron.

2/20/2012 8:41:20 AM

Lauren D.

@Dr. Shrinker
I am not trying to kiss *** but David J. Stewart is right, there is a hell. Hell is basically what God’s love becomes to those who reject it. God made us to love Him. It takes two to love. It takes liberty. It takes the right to reject. If there were no hell, we would be like the animals. No hell, no dignity. And remember the mercy of God. It is easy to put this down as a formula and hard to believe it, but try believing the opposite, and you will find it too easy. Life has no meaning that way.
Don't reject Jesus Christ. He loves you.

2/22/2012 4:53:02 PM

VioletBeauregarde

@ BurningStake: Thank you for the support, :) I have Aspergers and ADHD-I take meds for ADHD and the anxiety which comes with it.
Oh, and David Stewart? DIAF you self-righteous pedo pervert! I keep fully clothed except when I'm in the shower and I need to pull down my pants when I go to the bathroom, so STFU! Yes, I am a Christian and taking my meds is part of taking care of my body (the temple of the HOLY SPIRIT) because when I have anxiety I feel physically ill as well as mentally...

4/26/2012 12:44:30 PM

Filin De Blanc

Murdering children = evil. Molesting them = fine. That's David J. Stewart for you.

4/26/2012 12:54:57 PM

Dr.Shrinker

@ Lauren D.

For all your rhetoric about "love," your last post makes it clear what is really motivating you: the fear of hell. It is no wonder you feel the need to grovel, cringe and, yes, kiss ass. It lightens your obvious sense of fear.

However, since your god is unreachable and devoid of objective evidence, you transfer your needs to Stewart and (I am assuming) other like him. I expect that is why you troll here is his name. That, plus the fact that you resent other people who aren't living in fear like you are.

In short Lauren D, you are a coward who cringes at shadows and fairy tales. Grow a backbone, then try and talk to us.

5/12/2012 10:10:32 AM

Frostythesnowman

Lauren's right, there is a hell. It's being trapped in a room with David J Stewart, the nudity demons have stolen your clothes, and you're a child.

9/21/2012 10:53:49 PM

Uncle Steve

Usually I like making pithy remarks on this site over quotes like this, but this particular quote is so out of bounds across the board, I can only say this is the first time I am at a true loss for words. The only thing I could think of is another famous quote:

'This is so not right, it's not even wrong!.

11/2/2013 12:15:55 AM

Justanotheratheist

If Jesus is the cure of insanity, why are most (if not all) fundies stark raving mad?

11/2/2013 2:05:29 AM
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