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#1102315
Lucilius
History, anatomy, anthropology, chronology, ethnography, fashion, Bible and general coherence FAIL.
1/25/2010 9:42:29 AM
#1102386
aaa
Missing link found.
1/25/2010 10:13:15 AM
#1102479
wintermute
Comparison of
H. sapiens and
H. neanderthalensis skulls:
Picture of the skull of an Egyptian Pharaoh:
Let's see... no prominent brow ridge, chin protrusion, flat face, thin jaw... That's not a neanderthal!
It looks to me more like they've strapped the infant skull to bind into a pleasing shape...
1/25/2010 11:01:33 AM
#1102506
jsonitsac
It's true that Neandertals were very smart people, but they were kind of extinct at that point.
1/25/2010 11:12:11 AM
#1102630
Leliel
Yes, I would like fail dressing with that word salad please...
1/25/2010 12:20:20 PM
#1102732
Smilodon
No...just no.
1/25/2010 1:31:48 PM
#1102761
Percy Q. Shunn
Congratulations! You have now created a new concept built of such stupidity as to completely baffle scientists for generations. Clearly we, as a species, have ceased to evolve.
1/25/2010 1:42:39 PM
#1102875
Mr Blur
Ah, the Stupidity is strong with this one.
1/25/2010 2:54:55 PM
#1102942
Zeus Almighty
Yes, yes, A1, I see. You're absolutely right. You are so smarts.
*Backs slowly away*
1/25/2010 3:44:37 PM
#1102959
Antichrist
But the pharaohs are mentioned after the flood. So how did they survive? And isn't it a sin to add bullshit to your precious book?
1/25/2010 4:02:11 PM
#1102965
Doubting Thomas
Considering that there is a huge gap of time between Neanderthals and ancient Egypt, and the fact that Neanderthals lived in Europe and western and parts of central Asia, I'd say your idea is full of crap.
1/25/2010 4:10:27 PM
#1103005
perdurabo
Sound General Quarters!
We're approaching the Scheisskopf Radius!!!
1/25/2010 4:49:25 PM
#1103028
Sandwich Board
@Doubting Thomas.
I think all that gets lumped together in Al's head as: "A long long time ago ... in a country far, far away ..."
1/25/2010 5:08:12 PM
#1103092
Ajax
Meh not conspiracy theory. This is just wild historical speculation that shows ignorance of history.
If he said something about "them" covering it up then it would be a conspiracy theory.
1/25/2010 6:02:26 PM
#1103163
Nope. Neanderthals died out long before the ancient Egyptians came around.
Also, there's tons of evidence that Homo Sapiens were always smarter than neanderthals. We tended to take down large mammals with projectiles while neanderthals went in with knives and rocks, for one thing.
1/25/2010 7:27:59 PM
#1103345
Ok, go explain why the Pyramids are only 5000 years old and the neanthertals dissappeared like 100,000 years ago.
1/26/2010 2:32:12 AM
#1103429
Agnostic Jew
@ #1103345
Actually, the last known Neanderthals disappeared somewhere between 24,000 and 30,000 years ago.
Still too long ago to have been the Pharoahs, though.
1/26/2010 6:37:28 AM
#1104007
myheadhurts
If your in elementary school, interesting idea. If not, please get an education.
1/26/2010 4:23:04 PM
#1104481
Unknown
Obviously someone has been watching too much 10000BC. That movie was fiction. Neanderthals didn't exist in Egypt at the same time as the pharoahs or the pyramids. End of story.
1/27/2010 5:26:15 AM
#1104548
Tolpuddle Martyr
Batshit crazy but bonus points for originality!
1/27/2010 6:43:55 AM
#1104580
Adam
myheadhurts
If your in elementary school, interesting idea. If not, please get an education.
YOU'RE!!! Now my head hurts too! Before you go around implying other people are in need of an education, it might do you some good to give yourself a good "once over".
1/27/2010 7:22:34 AM
#1104974
Dr. Novakaine
Al, I'd look into this thing called "making some fucking sense." Will improve your life and the lives of your loved ones.
1/27/2010 3:08:35 PM
#1105764
Frogflayer
Helen of Troglodyte?
(and yes I know but I'm calling poetic license of this one)
1/28/2010 4:30:39 PM
#1106388
WMDKitty
*headdesk*
Oh, wow.
1/29/2010 7:40:55 PM
#1107480
Esjeur
Who left the What If Machine turned on? This kind of thing happens when you do!
1/31/2010 12:40:41 PM
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