Wyatt's Torch #fundie

Wyatt's Torch #fundie moonbattery.com

NOTE TO LEFTISTS: Change your "cause", since any IDIOT is now aware that "global warming" has been outed.

It's a lie.

It's not man-caused.

It's FREEZING OUTSIDE.

It's all about MONEY and "re-distribution of wealth".

So find a new crusade, OK. Seriously.

You really DO look like idiots now.

The polar bears are fine.

Really

57 comments

old comment by Horsefeathers

"NOTE TO LEFTISTS: Change your "cause", since any IDIOT is now aware that "global warming" has been outed.

It's a lie.

It's not man-caused."

Tell yourself that after the polar caps have melted and sea levels rise a few hundred feet.

"It's FREEZING OUTSIDE."

Depends entirely on where you are, now doesn't it?

There's more to the world than your little piece of it, you know.

"It's all about MONEY and "re-distribution of wealth"."

Of course! Why didn't I see it before? Fucked up environment = private capital is shifted around. Seems obvious now that you've pointed it out.

"So find a new crusade, OK. Seriously.

You really DO look like idiots now."

One of us does.

"The polar bears are fine.

Really"

Only the ones that can consistently find sea ice to hunt from. You know, all that ice that isn't melting because global warming doesn't exist, remember?

old comment by Giveitaday

Change your "cause", since any IDIOT is now aware that "global warming" has been outed.

Global warming isn't a "leftist" cause. Just because many people on the left support something it doesn't mean that it is integral or even tangently related their political views. It's like saying that the rapture is a far right "cause"

It's a lie

So present your proof. Just asserting that somthing is a lie is meaningless if you can't back it up

It's not man-caused.

So why aren't you showing any original research or citing research by credible and accredited researchers? And if you don't have any then why are you asserting facts that you can't prove? Or are you one of those idiot who thinks what you say is true because you say so?

It's FREEZING OUTSIDE.

Because it's winter in the northern hemisphere you fucktard. Global warming doesn't mean no cold weather... EVER. It refers to an increase in the yearly worldwide average temperture, in which just a few degrees of increase/decrease can mean significant climate change. Of course you would know this if you had actually bothered to educate yourself on the matter as opposed to just regurgitating the global warming denial talking points and propaganda.

It's all about MONEY and "re-distribution of wealth".

Once again, your proof for that is what? Because you say so? It don't work that way. How does action to slow global warming translate to "re-distibution of wealth" in the first place? By sending foriegn aid to the 3rd world? Because it's not as if we aren't doing that to begin with.

So find a new crusade

Like advocating the disenfranchising, oppressing, or outright murder of any and all people who's opinions aren't in lockstep with your own? Or how about demonizing entire cultures for the actions of a statistically insignificant portion of it's population? Thanks, but I'll pass.

OK. Seriously.

Like you are qualified to advise anyone on a subject you have proven to know next to nothing about.

You really DO look like idiots now.

Because caring about the ability of the planet I live on to sustain a climate necessary for our species can survive is such an idiotic idea. You aren't the sharpest crayon in the set, are you?

The polar bears are fine

If they are so fine then explain why their population keeps dropping as their habitat and food sources disappear? Explain why the polar bear population has fallen to a number that marks them as endangered?

Really

No, not really, more like dead wrong.

old comment by Mrs. Antichrist

I am getting so fucking sick of people trying to disprove things they clearly know nothing about. DO SOME RESEARCH BEFORE YOU SPREAD YOUR VERBAL DIARRHEA.

Climate change = rising OCEAN temperature, and overall warming TREND. It doesn't mean that the world will literally heat up to 50C and winter will disappear by next year. Ironically, the changes in ocean temperatures can actually cause colder winters due to changes in weather patterns. If you knew ANYTHING about meteorology, your dumb ass would realize that the climate isn't limited to the ambient temperature of the air.

And for the record, we've experienced warm, spring-like weather where I live for the past couple weeks. It's started to getting chilly again this morning, but it was warm enough to melt snow & cause minor basement-flooding last week. It also happens to be summer in the southern hemisphere. So suck on that, Mr. My-Backyard-is-the-Whole-World.

old comment by David B.

@The L: "No reputable scientist refers to it as anything other than global climate change."

Who the fuck told you that bullshit?

Global warming, elevational range shifts, and lowland biotic attrition in the wet tropics.
Colwell, R. K., Brehm, G., Cardelus, C. L., Gilman, A. C. & Longino, J. T., Science 322, 258261.

Probabilistic assessment of sea level during the last interglacial stage
Robert E. Kopp1, Frederik J. Simons, Jerry X. Mitrovica, Adam C. Maloof & Michael Oppenheimer, Nature 462, 863-867 (17 December 2009).
"[...] The results highlight the long-term vulnerability of ice sheets to even relatively low levels of sustained global warming."

Natural Climate Variability and Global Warming
Battarbee, R. W. & Binney, H. E. (Wiley-Blackwell, 2008).

El Niño in a changing climate
Sang-Wook Yeh, Jong-Seong Kug, Boris Dewitte, Min-Ho Kwon, Ben P. Kirtman & Fei-Fei Jin, Nature 461, 511-514 (24 September 2009).
"[...] When restricted to the six climate models with the best representation of the twentieth-century ratio of CP-El Niño to EP-El Niño, the occurrence ratio of CP-El Niño/EP-El Niño is projected to increase as much as five times under global warming."

Pacific decadal oscillation hindcasts relevant to near-term climate prediction
Takashi Mochizukia, Masayoshi Ishiia, Masahide Kimotoc, Yoshimitsu Chikamotoc, Masahiro Watanabec, Toru Nozawad, Takashi T. Sakamotoa, Hideo Shiogamad, Toshiyuki Awajia, Nozomi Sugiuraa, Takahiro Toyodaa, Sayaka Yasunakac, Hiroaki Tatebea and Masato Moric, (PNAS 10.1073/pnas.0906531107).
"[...] In a near-term climate prediction covering the period up to 2030, we require knowledge of the future state of internal variations in the climate system such as the PDO as well as the global warming signal. [...] On decadal timescales, SAT changes due to internal climate variability are comparable to those associated with global warming in magnitude"

Global sea level linked to global temperature
Martin Vermeer, and Stefan Rahmstorf, (PNAS December 2009, 106:21527-21532).
"[...] If our method presents a reasonable approximation of the future sea-level response to global warming, then for a given emission scenario sea level will rise approximately three times as much by 2100 as the projections (excluding rapid ice flow dynamics) of the IPCC AR4 (2) have suggested."

old comment by Allegory for Jesus

Hurpa durp. I agrees with Wyatt's Torch. It's how I know it's not really summer right now, despite those stupid seasonistas insisting that it is! It's 60 degrees outside right now, you warm-lover! When someone says that the average roll of 2 dice is 7 and I roll an 11, all I can say "Pfft, where's your AVERAGES now, commie!". And when some stupid stupidhead walks stupidly from the ivory tower of science, trying to tell me that those filthy, money-grubbing researchers are backed up by evidence, I say "NAY! Do not tempt me with your reasonable interpretation of data! FOR the altruists that are the Republican party and various business leaders HATH DECLARED that you are after my dollar in this hoax that you conniving scientists call SCIENCE, so I should not trust you! And, really, what would those benevolent truth-tellers have to gain by telling me this? So, NO! No, I say unto you, Dr. Falsehood-Monger, FOR you are a liar and wrong. Me and a bunch of politicians know this to be true!". I then go off to watch polar bears in the zoo. THEY ARE STILL ALIVE, OZONEOPHILIACS! So much for your predictions!

So, put that in your bong and smoke it, while running a few diesel engines in the background for the hell of it! Science shows that there can't possibly any consequences for doing that. NO CONSEQUENCES!!!

Wyatt's Torch #fundie moonbattery.com

57 comments

Confused?