These prophet types just drive me nuts. All I want to do is give them a slap and tell them to shut their mouths. Lies, lies, lies.
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Hey, you know how those prophets are...they won't shut up. You'd have to, like, stone them or something to make them stop...
Wait...doesn't that sound familiar? Oh, that's right -- it was bad for the big bad Jews to kill their prophets off, but not you, right?
"These prophet types just drive me nuts"
You're doing it wrong. It's 'A pirate goes into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. The barman says "Is that a steering wheel on your crotch?" The pirate replies "Arrr! It be drivin' me nuts!"'
...in before the pic of Suigintou holding a razor, and the Dr. Evil quote.
It's weird the way a lot of fundies' brains work - if somebody they didn't know simply went up to them today and told them the dead had risen, or that god had become man and walked the earth, they'd either disbelieve and denounce him like this or at least demand to see proof, yet they're perfectly happy to unquestioningly believe the same thing if it's just written in a millennia-old book.
Yeah, like that John the Baptist type. He just needs to shut his mouth about that Jesus dude. Lies, lies, lies.
(heh, I'm quoting meself!):
@Anon-e-moose
"You're doing it wrong. It's 'A pirate goes into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. The barman says "Is that a steering wheel on your crotch?" The pirate replies "Arrr! It be drivin' me nuts!"'
...in before the pic of Suigintou holding a razor, and the Dr. Evil quote."
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'At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.'
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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