The only time a woman should do the heavy lifting is when there is absolutely no man around.
It's God.. Man.. Woman.. In that order.
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So, the only time a man should do the heavy lifting is when there is absolutely no God around ?
So, the capacity of people to carry weights dictates their place in the great order of things ?
So, a man is supposed to deal with women the same way God deals with men, by putting them under constant abuse, forcing them to worship him under threat of death, accusing them of some imaginary fault he's the true responsible of, and manipulating them into intense guilt by "sacrificing" himself over said fault ?
Oh, wait... that last part actually makes much more sense than I thought !
Since you think God and Men are so strong and better than us women, why don't you and God carry the baby around for 9 months, then push it out after hours of labor. Or better yet why don't you guys bleed for 4-7 days a month for a good 40 years of your life. It's really no inconvenice at all once you get used to it.
Neither you or God would last a month as woman.
Sorry if I sound a little cranky, but I had a hard day at work lifting heavy boxes of food at a food pantry that I work at. Where is God or a good man when you need them?
Hah! When I want something lifted, I do it. If I can't do it on my own, I ask someone to take the other end.
Men may have proportionally more muscles on their bodies, but a larger woman still have more muscles than a smaller man. And it's not all about the amount of muscles, it's what you've been doing with them, that counts.
Pregnant women carry around lots of extra pounds day and night for months. When will men start doing their part in this area? If they are so much better and stronger than women, I mean.
Edit, Damn it, Ozzie beat me to it.
The cramps you sometimes get from the ovaries in the middle of the cycle are no party either, when you suddenly want to crawl into fetal position and moan, but can't as you are standing in line in the grocery...
DMF's brain would probably explode if I told him that when my parents first got married and were moving in together, Mom had to help Dad carry in the couch. The "big, strong man"--a fucking Green Beret --needed a woman to help him with the heavy lifting.
The only time a man should do ALL the heavy lifting, is when his wife is disabled or in a cast. Quit being a lazy bitch and help your husband.
#1102829 Anonymous: My guess is that it is somewhere between Battered Person Syndrome and Stockholm Syndrome. Though I think this extends to many such religious fundamentalists of both genders. It's the only way, in my mind, to explain how someone could willingly accept some of the premises those religions put forth.
If a man: Oh I am so hoping your wife will read that and order delivery of three hundredweight of paving slabs.
If a woman: Oh I am so hoping your husband will read that and order delivery of three hundredweight of paving slabs just before he leaves on an extended business trip.
It's God.. Man.. Woman.. In that order.
Ehhh no, that's wrong, it's a lot simpler than that. Here is the corrected version:
God - Idiots
@#1102829
It depends on how you look at it.
Some women may enjoy having men carry their shit for them.
Hell, I wish somebody carried heavy shit for me.
What the hell does heavy lifting have to do with whose in charge around the homestead? Really, even from a fundie perspective, what the hell does one have to do with the other? Women who live on farms are constantly hauling hay, feed and whatever else has to be carried. Even Amish women haul around 50lb bags of flour (community cooking).
Are you suggesting that Good Christian women just lay on their backs waiting for hubby to plant his seed?
Approx. creation:
light
water
earth
plants
fish
creepers
animals
Adam
Eve
No matter how you look at it, Adam aint looking so hot. Either plants and worms are much better than Adam or Eve is.
"The only time a woman should do the heavy lifting is when there is absolutely no man around.
It's God.. Man.. Woman.. In that order."
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I think in the case of this^ rather magnificent lady, it's:
Woman. Me. divine_moment_of_facts. In that order. Indeed, she could most probably lift both of us at the same time!
BTW, notice I left someone out? Because there's something that she & yours truly can do that your 'God' can't:
Exist.
Although I can't be sure about your brain, and therefore you, divine_moment_of_facts. 'Cogito Ergo Sum', and all that jazz.
Stop the bodybuilder pics, they only help this moron's point. Kara Bohigan and Aneta Florcyzk are both very strong athletes, stronger than many men, and they don't look like abominations.
#1103079: Eh, she looks pretty unhealthy. Bodybuilding isn't exactly a prestigious profession either, especially for women, and although bodybuilders are pretty strong they aren't competition athletes either. #1103079's picture is better, mind you, though a bit skinny. But there are better icons of female athleticism in the world.
OK, I know bodybuilding isn't exactly the healthiest professions for men or women, but damn! Think we could get those two to bench-press d_m_o_f?
ETA: Can't get the pic to post. Gah! And it was a great example too.
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