When he began telling me the names of the characters....i was like because i know that the names are evil. Magic cards, spell cards, 'God' cards,!!!! I had a fit. I started yelling to him that there is only one true God! I hate yugioh!
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I watch the show too, and have some cards. Oh, no, the names of the different monsters have traces of fantasy in them! They must be evil! Satan is summoned whenever the names are spoken! The cards actually feature monsters from the dreaded occult! It's sinful, I tell you, sinful!
And none of the characters actually worship the God cards, you imbecile. They just use them in duels. I can accept the fact that you do not share my liking for Yu-Gi-Oh for most reasons other than this.
"RAAAGH!! THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE GOD! AARGH I HATE YUGIOH!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!"
"But dad, it's just s shitty card game with an even shittier informercial TV show. Could I at least play Magic: The Gathering?"
"WITCHCRAFT!! EVEN WORSE! YOU'RE GROUNDED! Go READ YOU'RE BIBLE!"
Wow...just wow...I can see a clam discussion on how it conflicts with ones religion (still silly, IMHO, but at least it denotes a degree of sanity) but to be driven into a screaming fit over a game that can be boiled down to essentially a math game?! Unbelievable!
Not a Yu-Gi-Oh fan huh?
What if I made a biblical trading card game?
Player 2: "I summon 'Joshua' in attack mode and equip him with 'Gabriel's Trumpet', doubling his attack points! Now I attack with 'Mighty Blast of Wind'!"
Player 1: "Hah! You have activated my trap card, "Staff of Aaron", which turns any character in defense mode into a mighty serpent with three times as many defense points!"
Player 2: "Nuts!"
You know, perhaps there is something to these cards containing evil spirits. I see no other way that lacquered pieces of cardboard can so quickly reduce a human being to a slavering, rabid fury at their very sight.
Hello.
I am the Mayor of the Village. I am very humbled to have this opportunity to speak with you today.
I would, firstly, like to offer a heartfelt apology to all of you, as it would seem that our Idiot went missing.
Understandably, we in the Village were somewhat remiss in our oversight of our Idiot. This is an unfortunate situation; one which, I trust, will never happen again.
I can assure all of you that we, here in the Village, will ensure that proper supervision of our Idiot will be our highest priority.
Again, on behalf of all the residents of the Village, I apologize for any disruption our Village Idiot may have caused.
Sincerely,
The Village Mayor
@ Alena
"David B.: That would be awesome. I would so play that game."
Yes, but should I call it "Yahweh-Gi-Oh" or "Yu-Gi-Oh-Dee"?
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It works for me, Billy Batson and Gomer Pyle.
....i was like because i know ... I mean, duuuude! ... like, um, rilly, RILLY. and then I goes like gag me. Gross me ouuuuut.
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