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[Re. gays protesting Prop 8]

I want the Constitution amended so I can marry my raccoon. He's so cute!

It's my right! And then after the coon and I get a divorce, I'd like to marry my guppy (although that neon tetra looks real good after a couple shots...)

Somebody please explain to me why we take these freaks seriously in the first place. They are abhorrent, disgusting perverts with no shame and no self-respect. The fact that they lack moral reference-points should not impute any degradation of what we know to be right and wrong.

I think they should be allowed not to procreate, they should never be allowed to adopt, and every one should be given Dr. Kervorkian's phone number... just in case (like most pus-brained fags) they ever decide they should end it all. In fact, they should.

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