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(In responce to "My son is an atheist)

They hear this garbage at school, other places, and among their peers. It seems to be the cool thing right now for kids to claim to be atheist. Just keep loving your son and praying for him. He belongs to Jesus and no one can snatch him from Jesus's hand.

Peaceseeker, RR 59 Comments [1/26/2010 10:26:46 AM]
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#1103634
Rob aka Mediancat

Atheistic peer pressure?

That's a new one.

1/26/2010 10:34:42 AM
#1103645
Doubting Thomas

Yeah because nobody would find the bible stories unbelievable if there weren't a roving band of atheists secretly brainwashing children at school.

If your kid is such a devout Christian, why did he ever have doubts or decide that he was an atheist? Didn't you take him to church on Sunday?

1/26/2010 10:38:50 AM
#1103647
JohnTheAtheist

So, your son has a brain?

1/26/2010 10:39:42 AM
#1103653
Arctic Knight

It's a "cool thing right now" to be an atheist? Wow, I'm finally one of the cool people and not part of one of the most hated demographics in the U.S. anymore.

1/26/2010 10:43:19 AM
#1103655
storymoron

"He belongs to Jesus and no one can snatch him from Jesus's hand."

Wait, isn't that exactly what you're so scared about?

1/26/2010 10:44:04 AM
#1103661
Canadia

Bro, deny the existence of your lord and we'll like you more, oh, and shove this pencil up your nose, yeah.


...he's fucking doing it!

1/26/2010 10:48:33 AM
#1103664


Why do they always say "No one can snatch them from Jesus' hand?"

1/26/2010 10:53:42 AM
#1103682
Turtle

I know one other atheist at school, and as far as I know she's never tried to recruit the Catholic girl that sits with us at lunch. Or anyone else.

So is this just happening in other places?

1/26/2010 11:11:47 AM
#1103689
freako104

They never tried to recruit me. Funny that. Though many Christains try to.

1/26/2010 11:18:31 AM
#1103690
Quantum Mechanic

Jesus is a myth for idiots.
Your kid isn't an idiot. You are.

Now DIAF.

1/26/2010 11:18:55 AM
#1103699
Berny

Your son is developing a mind of his own, something that seems to have escaped you. Good for him.
Jesus is imaginary, or at best 2000 years dead, so he can't be holding anyone's hand.

1/26/2010 11:27:31 AM
#1103707
campbunny

Just like it's trendy and fashionable to be gay, and people support Obama for now other reason than because it's in right now, and anybody with a thought that doesn't match one of yours must be a mind-controlled drone, right?

1/26/2010 11:37:28 AM
#1103709
Joe Mama

Funny thing is that they would see nothing wrong with kids preaching Jesus to everyone at school or anywhere else.

And nice how they say "claim to be atheist" as if nobody's really an atheist and especially not kids since they can't think for themselves.

1/26/2010 11:38:50 AM
#1103715


While some kids do go through an atheist phase (without actually being atheists) to "rebel" against their parents, no one can "snatch a kid from Jesus' hand". If he really is atheist, it's because he made up his own mind about how he sees the world, not because of peer pressure.

1/26/2010 11:45:59 AM
#1103730
GodotIsWaiting4U

"the cool thing right now"

Except statistics show that atheists are the most hated group in the US. You're full of shit.

1/26/2010 11:50:58 AM
#1103734
Mister Spak

" no one can snatch him from Jesus's hand."

Your son is also gay and Jesus is his non white boyfriend. Want to guess what part of your son is in Jesus hand?


1/26/2010 11:54:30 AM
#1103737
Old Viking

I was part of a proselytizing band of atheists in college. No small accomplishment, because it was a Jesuit college.

1/26/2010 11:58:21 AM
#1103756
Badfish

Really? I had a much different time in school. Elementary, High school, and college. In elementary school everyone was religious (it was a public school by the way). In fact some kids there didn't accept evolution. In my admittedly Catholic high school I was one of only two kids who openly admitted to being atheist. Luckily in my college, NO ONE CARES about religion. Besides if Jesus' hold was so strong then why did the kid become an atheist?

1/26/2010 12:05:20 PM
#1103766
Sisyphus

"no one can snatch him from Jesus' hand"

But reality is gonna take a stab at it anyway!

1/26/2010 12:08:17 PM
#1103776
caustic gnostic

FSM has better perks, bhna. RAmen.

1/26/2010 12:11:56 PM
#1103796
Papabear

Just imagine it being cool to believe in reason and facts and not to have imaginary friends. Damn! That WOULD be cool.

Your own Bible says that apostasy is the only unforgivable sin. If the Bible is true, that means there is nothing anyone can do to save your son from eternity in hell.



1/26/2010 12:19:31 PM
#1103801


Your son holds hands with a 2000 year old Palestinian? Interesting... Not creepy at all, no sirree!

1/26/2010 12:22:07 PM
#1103806
Percy Q. Shunn

He belongs to Jesus and no one can snatch him from Jesus's hand.

Then why are you fuckers so worried?

And not only is it ok to be an atheist, the moment one realizes everything he has been taught his whole life is a huge fucking lie, the liberation is positively orgasmic.

1/26/2010 12:23:30 PM
#1103819
Mihangel apYrs

unless he catches teh ghey, then you can persecute him

1/26/2010 12:31:11 PM
#1103830
Goosey

This isn't that fundie. "Just let him be and pray for him"? That's downright tolerant.

1/26/2010 12:41:44 PM
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