Since the 1860s and the advent of the scientific cult of Darwinian evolution (so essential to the Liberal-Muslim Axis), the Judeo-Christian traditions found in Natural Law philosophy have been meticulously removed from the rule of law. Under perverse notions of fairness, equality, egalitarianism (which is an equality of results), President Obama and his homeland security secretary, Janet Napolitano, as well as their equivalents across the world, force law-abiding citizens to undergo increasingly invasive procedures to board a plane. Every time a Muslim attempts or commits a terrorist attack on an airplane the Liberal-Muslim Axis therefore places more laws on our backs.
Only courageous patriots can ultimately defeat this diabolical Liberal-Muslim Axis. Let us start this New Year with this strategy as our aspiration. Let all red-blooded Americans endeavor to make the Democratic Party into the Whig Party of the 21st century and begin to terrify the terrorists before they lift a hand against our wonderful country.
Happy New Year!
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Y'know, I think, at last, I understand what is meant by 'word salad'. Although I have to admit, this seems to be a peculiarly archaic version of it...
So let me get this straight: liberals have been curtailing your ability to fly without invasive procedures since the US civil war?!?
Dubya was the first one to impose any real restrictions on what you carry on a plane. Are you calling him a liberal?
President Obama and his homeland security secretary, Janet Napolitano, as well as their equivalents across the world, force law-abiding citizens to undergo increasingly invasive procedures to board a plane. Every time a Muslim attempts or commits a terrorist attack on an airplane the Liberal-Muslim Axis therefore places more laws on our backs.
It's a good thing Bush never did that.
Let's see...
We have the fundie.
Since the 1860s and the advent of the scientific cult of Darwinian evolution (so essential to the Liberal-Muslim Axis), the Judeo-Christian traditions found in Natural Law philosophy have been meticulously removed from the rule of law.
We have the conspiracy theory
Every time a Muslim attempts or commits a terrorist attack on an airplane the Liberal-Muslim Axis therefore places more laws on our backs.
And we have the racist.
Let all red-blooded Americans endeavor to make the Democratic Party into the Whig Party of the 21st century and begin to terrify the terrorists before they lift a hand against our wonderful country.
Yup, a hat trick.
Right, so it's Obama's fault a terrorist got on a plane in Nigeria and he dropped the ball, but it's also Obama's fault you have to take your shoes off.
Maybe if your Caesar had done HIS job we wouldn't be here, and apart from minor airport inconveniences, thousands wouldn't have died and the economy tanked.
Except, of course, for the fact that Muslims hate evolution just as much. Just ask Harun Yayha. In fact, I'm willing to bet you've probably cited his creationist dogma before.
You realize that these increasingly invasive procedures are being established with security in mind? I mean, you guys loved it when Bush tightened security after a terrorist attack, but suddenly Obama's a terrorist for doing the same thing?
Surely even the kind of fundies that agree with the general philosophy of WND must have thought to themselves after reading this article "hmmm, wait, there's no actual content to this"?
Maybe not actually; all you have to do as a politician in the US these days it seems is to string together the words "God", "freedom", "America", "Founding Fathers", "children", "Judeo-Christian" with some prepositions thrown in for good measure, and the subconscious Pavlovian emotional response in the mindless listeners becomes a substitute for actual content.
And furthermore, does anyone else get pissed off by how "Christian nation" has been expanded to "Judeo-Christian nation" in recent years? It is so clearly being employed purely to avoid the accusation of anti-semitism, whereas the kind of people who actually use that phrase are exactly the kind of people who think that Jews are going to burn in Hell for eternity AND DESERVE IT?!
Wow, wrapping oneself in a Zen US Flag only to spout inane nonsense. Well done, doofus, you succeeded.
"Every time a Muslim attempts or commits a terrorist attack on an airplane the Liberal-Muslim Axis therefore places more laws on our backs. "
Bush must be part of this liberal-muslim axis, seeing how he started an entire new agency to stop people from getting on planes.
Hey knuckle-dragger, I love how you just lump your preceived enemeis in the same group. You realize that the Muslim terrorists are ultra-right-wing fundamentalists, much like yourself. The reason they hate us is because they preceive us as liberal, you know, because we (attempt) to treat both sexes as equal, just as one example.
"Darwinian evolution"
As opposed to Christian evolution.
And I smell a poe. Fundies tend not to be against fairness (their definition, anyway).
Ellis Washington's "logic", simplified.
"I don't like Group A."
"I don't like Group B."
"Group A and Group B are working together to destroy me! QED."
Ellis goes on to prove that black is working with white and is killed in a stampede as a zebra crossing.
LOL...WUT?!
This must be fundy english
I see english words. I even see them in a somewhat coherent manner...yet, I do not understand them. So many conclusions can be drawn from this tripe.
Do fundies use the same dictionary as we?
"Liberal-Muslim Axis"?
.... the hell!
Say huh? WTF is this word salad?
And before January 2009 you right-wingers were praising the airport security procedures to keep them evil brown terrorists from getting on your planes. And you didn't scream a bit when President Bush signed the Patriot Act, allowing the government to spy on all electronic communication inside the U.S.
And guess what? If President Obama was relaxing airport security procedures, you'd be claiming that he is a secret Muslim allowing his terrorist buddies on board our aircraft. But if they get tightened, then he's a dictator.
When Bush increased airport security, it was a necessary security measure. When Obama did the same, it was an attempt to exert control over innocent people.
Anybody else find something wrong here?
Just as there are conservative Muslims, there are also liberal Muslims. Kind of like the way there are both conservative Christians and liberal Christians.
A hint though, it's not the liberal Muslims who bomb planes, that would be the fundamentalist, conservative ones.
What about "every time a Christian attempts to shoot all his/her classmates"? Or, "every time a Christian country sends nuclear bombs to annihilate its enemies"? Muslims are not the only ones doing stupid things in this world, you know. Until now, only one country has bombed another country with nuclear power, guess which?
Reading about it on Wikipedia, the Whig party sounds much more pleasant than both its contemporary Democratic Party, and today's Republican Party. Go ahead!
Last time I checked, all humans have red blood. Come to think of it; most warm-blooded animals have red blood. Way to be inclusive, Ellis dear.
"Under perverse notions of fairness, equality, egalitarianism (which is an equality of results)"
Since fucking when did egalitarianism mean tha-
oh wait. This is a WND poster. Asking about their thought processes gives them too much credit.
"Since the 1860s and the advent of the scientific cult of Darwinian evolution (so essential to the Liberal-Muslim Axis), the Judeo-Christian traditions found in Natural Law philosophy"
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...have been utterly obliterated by just the above image alone.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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