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Psalm 139:13 finds David specifically stating that God knits us together in our mother's womb. This is clearly an statement against any theistic version of evolution. How can humans be knitted together in the womb is we evolved from lower life forms?

apologetics, Theology Web 19 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Esjeur

Because Jawas in the past didn't know what happens in the whom like we do now.

1/22/2007 1:09:49 AM

Katherine

Symbolism or something?

1/22/2007 1:37:04 AM

Amos

So, do you also have a verse saying God doesn't knit together lower lifeforms? You need at least both to make this claim.

That and, like Katherine said, symbolism! Familiarize yourself with the concept.

1/22/2007 1:44:33 AM

David D.G.

A symbol's just a symbol, or what's a meta for?


~David D.G.

1/22/2007 2:29:05 AM

Julian

Wow... So obstetricians and gynaecologists go to university to learn to purl and cast off?

And what about the lesser animals, are they merely crocheted in the womb? Because you know, I tried to crochet a baby using a coat hanger once. Let me tell you it didn't end well.

Are those that lay hundreds or thousands of eggs loom produced?

1/22/2007 2:50:59 AM

Julian

OK idiot - fetuses grow in a womb, not a loom! Womb! W-long O-M-silent B. Womb!

1/22/2007 2:53:11 AM

CousinTed

So, because babies are born...Evolution is false?

1/22/2007 3:52:47 AM

BurntBush

You have to remember though, the bible was made up by people who didn't know about such things. This is why you book is falling apart at the seams.

1/22/2007 3:58:45 AM

Salvador

You are now officialy brainwashed!

5/18/2007 10:10:30 PM

Jim

God says a lot of stupid things.

5/18/2007 10:34:58 PM

anti-nonsense

The bible was written by people that didn't understand reproduction and biology.

5/18/2007 10:38:34 PM

Sideshow Bob

\"If it CAN be used to discredit evolution, it MUST be used to discredit evolution.\"

His name is an insult to the concept that shares it.

5/18/2007 10:49:03 PM

Esjeur

The psalms are poetry, hence, they use metaphore and cannot be used literally.

5/18/2007 11:18:30 PM

Safaraz

ok, first sentence is a quote I have heard used in the past against abortion, and as so it makes sense, even if you believe it or not, but saying that it somehow disproves TE....?

5/19/2007 12:41:10 AM

Freboy

Bacteria have silia, that they use to engage in a divine hug.

From that love humans were born. Babies carry on that tradition, hundreds of years after Gawd greated the divine microscopic hug.

The Stupid was just up the walls on this one.

5/19/2007 12:48:24 AM



David stated it? what the fuck does david know?

6/4/2008 12:53:47 AM

Selkie

But can God crochet or tat lace?

6/4/2008 1:23:12 AM

dr y

The reliability of Psalm 139:13 as a source aside, I really don't see the contradiction.

10/28/2009 7:57:44 PM

Dr. Gus

EXACTLY, did you get it now....
No, you idiot, it's the other way around!

10/28/2009 10:43:15 PM
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