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Since most on here think I'm crazy, I'm going to propose a different theory.
We've been arguing on the forum about the possibility of a civil war here. Well, I've been thinking about it and I don't think there'll be one. Reason why, I don't think there'll be anybody left alive to have one. I got a couple of pieces of new information. Did you know that the U.S. Army has got their biggest recruting offices and basic training facilities in Mexico? They're training those troops for riot control in the U.S. This is in addition to increasing the U.S. forces to one million. That's more troops than we had in WW2. Then I read that Russia has enough deep underground cities to hold 85% of their population. That's 255 million people. China has been digging, too. They can put another 200 million or so underground. The U.S. has not been making any for the general population, just for the politicians and the rich folks. Here's what I think. I think this whole thing is a Communist plot to take over the world. Obama and his bunch call themselves 'socialists' but that means Communist. They want to save about 500,000 folks to be slaves and tend the crops and do all the labor in the world. Common sense says they're not going to want slaves that are apt to cause trouble. That means they're going to pick their slaves from people who are already slaves and used to it. Russians and Chinese have been slaves for hundreds of years and never rebelled. They sure don't want whites or blacks, they fight all the time. I think they plan on moving their slaves underground and then wiping out everybody on the surface, 100%. They're going to turn loose a plague or a series of them, starting with the swine flu, maybe Ebola Fever, and Anthrax. They'll use those foreign troops for riot control but they'll die, too. All of ours will, too. They'll stay hid out for a year or so, till the plagues are finished and come out and start their New World Order. Makes sense to me. KennyB

KennyB, Unexplained-Mysteries 44 Comments [2/1/2010 1:38:37 PM]
Fundie Index: 42
Submitted By: Russell
WTF?! || meh

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"Makes sense to me."

Too bad it makes no sense to anybody else.

2/1/2010 1:44:14 PM

Sandwich Board

Mr. President, we must not allow a Mine Shaft gap!

2/1/2010 2:09:43 PM

Sandwich Board

"They're going to turn loose a plague or a series of them, starting with the swine flu, maybe Ebola Fever, and Anthrax. They'll use those foreign troops for riot control but they'll die, too. All of ours will, too."

Some people think we're being pessimistic, but they'll probably die. First.

2/1/2010 2:11:11 PM

Danny Noonan

that is industrial strength crazy

2/1/2010 2:16:46 PM

Doubting Thomas

I never knew that "Obama and his bunch" called themselves socialists. I think it's all the anti-Obama crowd and conspiracy nuts who do that.

And I was going to ask for a cite for the claim about the US Army recruiting & training in Mexico, but I realize then I'd have to ask for a cite for the rest of this crazy BS.

2/1/2010 2:25:44 PM


This plan of yours is fucking retarded in both motives and methods.

2/1/2010 2:25:46 PM

Oh, come on. Poe, poe, poeity poe.

2/1/2010 2:26:12 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

My, what a lovely tin-foil chapeau!

It makes you look so very intelligent!

2/1/2010 2:43:59 PM


So Kenny, now that you have spilled the beans on the evil government plot, aren't you afraid that they can trace your comment back to you now?

2/1/2010 2:47:01 PM


Nurse, Kenny's off meds again.

2/1/2010 3:08:48 PM


I know it is a steryotype but damn that owl amuses me to no end

2/1/2010 3:45:00 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Does this also make sense to KennyB...

2/1/2010 6:28:31 PM


"Then I read that Russia has enough deep underground cities to hold 85% of their population. That's 255 million people. "

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Russia have a total population of around 150 million?

2/1/2010 9:27:54 PM


I could see the US having recruiting offices in Mexico, hell they need fresh fodder for the front line. Promise the poor schmucks a job and US citizenship afterwards, and I could see people signing up.

And we're already wage slaves, why would our masters want to change things?

2/1/2010 9:54:05 PM


What is this idiot talking about?

2/2/2010 12:01:00 AM

Sandwich Board


Yup; you have to count the rest of the old Soviet Union to get the remaining hundred million or so people and the sort of figure KennyB is tossing off. But then again we all know the so-called break-up was just a ruse to beguile us while the Communists consolidated their positions, right?

2/2/2010 1:29:54 AM

rubber chicken

Obama calls himself socialist ? really ? I think a citation would be in order on that point.

Russians, slaves for hundreds of years and never rebelled ? really ? does the year 1917 ring any bells ?

If this makes sense to you then you probably thought that Red Dawn was a documentary. The reason that most people think that you are crazy is because...<drum roll>... you ARE crazy.

2/2/2010 2:34:18 AM

And you have to say it in internet because it doesn't make sense to anybody else. I wonder, have you realise that IN 1962, they had already surpassed both population and military resources than WWII?. Ignorance is bliss.

2/2/2010 2:35:25 AM


Citation needed. Seriously. And get a dictionary, while you're at it. Communism and socialism don't have slaves.

2/2/2010 7:06:40 AM

Unlike on TV, it is not possible to create a virus that will kill 100% of a population. There is always a percent of people that are immune. This is even true of viruses like HIV.

2/2/2010 7:35:43 AM

practical god

Enslave the Russians? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

2/2/2010 8:44:48 AM


Oh. makes sense to me, too. Those Ruskies and Chinamen probably had their underground cities designed by the same guy who designed The Dollhouse.

2/2/2010 9:30:12 AM

Power Skunk

@ Tolpuddle Martyr
I don't know why, but I LOLed hard at that picture.

2/2/2010 3:03:15 PM

Dr. Novakaine

Kenny, if that makes sense to you, I've got a little friend you should meet. He's called Risperdal.

2/2/2010 4:29:46 PM

If people on a site called unexplained mysteries think you're ideas are too out there and you may be a little crazy then it's time to seek help.

2/2/2010 7:44:43 PM
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