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A few examples of Liberal thought:

Take by force from the productive and arbitrarily give it to the chronically lazy = compassion

Killing humans in the womb = choice

Terrorism = Just another crime worthy of Mirandization and a civil trial with all the Constitutional protections afforded ANY criminal

Carbon Dioxide = Atmospheric pollutant that will, ultimately kill us all

And Conservative thought:

Give freely to charities that actually care for those in true need = compassion

Killing humans in the womb = murder (taking of human life w/o due process)

Terrorism = Act of war...punishable by death

Carbon Dioxide = What it REALLY is...a nutrient which is absolutely essential for life on Earth to survive.

Conservative thought doesn't even come CLOSE to being a mental disorder. Liberal ideology cannot be classified as anything BUT a mental illness.

Timberwolf, Free Conservatives 67 Comments [2/8/2010 12:34:37 PM]
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COVIZAPIBETEFOKY

Why would you punish someone accused of terrorism with death if there is any doubt as to whether they really are terrorists?

2/8/2010 12:40:45 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"Carbon Dioxide = What it REALLY is...a nutrient which is absolutely essential for life on Earth to survive."

A nutrient(?) essential for plant life to survive.

2/8/2010 12:45:50 PM




Take by force from the productive and arbitrarily give it to the chronically lazy = compassion


Yeah, those damn liberals keep beating me up, stealing my money, then giving it to lazy fratboys. Wait, no, that's never happened.

The assumption that anyone who doesn't have as much money as you is just "too lazy" to get it is unbelievably naive. In reality, not everyone has the same opportunities. I have a good lifestyle because I was born to an upper-middle class family, with parents who had enough money and caring to invest into my future. Not everyone is so lucky.

Give freely to charities that actually care for those in true need = compassion

Because liberals are all evil and never give to charities. NEVAR!!1

Killing humans in the womb = choice
Killing humans in the womb = murder (taking of human life w/o due process)


Except they're not fully-grown humans, but clumps of cells. It's not murder any more than a woman having a period (bunch of eggs die) or man ejaculating (bunch of sperm die).

Btw, unless you don't believe in free will, killing is still a choice. So...

Terrorism = Just another crime worthy of Mirandization and a civil trial with all the Constitutional protections afforded ANY criminal [...]
Terrorism = Act of war...punishable by death


Wait, so if you're suspected of terrorism you magically lose your right to have a fair trial? What the fuck??? I don't even know any conservatives who believe something so monumentally stupid.

Carbon Dioxide = Atmospheric pollutant that will, ultimately kill us all [...]
Carbon Dioxide = What it REALLY is...a nutrient which is absolutely essential for life on Earth to survive.


Ummm, oxygen is also essential to life, but if there was more than a little bit of it in the atmosphere you would die. Just because you need something to live doesn't mean more of it is better. Dumbass.

EDIT: Also, that's not how mental disorders work. A political ideology cannot be a mental disorder. I'm sick of this "Omg they don't agree with me so they must be INSANE!!1" bullshit (from either side). Ugh.

2/8/2010 12:45:50 PM

Phisshy

Carbon dioxide.

Too much of it and we die.

Too little. We die.

At a global scale the balance is like a razor's edge. Very very thin.

2/8/2010 12:46:51 PM

Crocz

Conservative thought:
Shit on the ground.
Smear it around.

2/8/2010 12:55:23 PM

GigaGuess

Take by force from the productive and arbitrarily give it to the chronically lazy = compassion
Yes, no one falls on hard times, and needs a hand up. Everyone who dips into public coffers is just lazy.

Killing humans in the womb = choice
Potential humans. It's callous, I know, but they are not humans yet. I don't see obits for fetuses, so how can an abortion, bby the same token, be murder? And it's not like a woman aborts out of malice. The vast, vast majority of times, the term "choice" is ironic, because they really don't have one. They can't give the child a proper life, be it mentally, financially, emotionally, etc, or the pregnancy will threaten the life of the mother, and most likely the child as well, or run a risk of a debilitating genetic disorder...the list goes on. You wanna stop abortion? Work on stomping out the root causes, and not treat women who pot for abortions like harlots that couldn't keep their legs closed and got cold feet.

Terrorism = Just another crime worthy of Mirandization and a civil trial with all the Constitutional protections afforded ANY criminal
I'll remember that when an abortion clinic bomber goes on trial. Or is that different?

Carbon Dioxide = Atmospheric pollutant that will, ultimately kill us all
You really think it's as simple as CO2? There is all kinds of crap in the air, the water, etc. that is unhealthy, and while our lifestyle makes some inevitable as it stands, is it REALLY that horrible to strive to cut back on it and seek cleaner alternatives?

And Conservative thought:

Give freely to charities that actually care for those in true need = compassion

And who decides who truly needs? You think people don't abuse charities as much as they abuse government services? At least the government has checks in place to try and ensure the abuse is minimal.

Killing humans in the womb = murder (taking of human life w/o due process)
Again, the potential life. And what do you guys do to stomp out the root causes of abortion, other than trying tomake the option illegal, and shaming the women into submission? I'd say you're trying to cure the symptoms, not the disease, but fuck, you're not even doing that. You're just putting some make-up on it, and trying to hide it altogether.

Terrorism = Act of war...punishable by death
Funny. "Due process" seems to be forgotten one line later...

Carbon Dioxide = What it REALLY is...a nutrient which is absolutely essential for life on Earth to survive.
Of course it is. But when you're cranking up the CO2 production rates, it's bound to have adverse effects on those of us to whom the gas is POISONOUS to.

Conservative thought doesn't even come CLOSE to being a mental disorder. Liberal ideology cannot be classified as anything BUT a mental illness.
Ah, yes, the old "if you don't agree with me, you have to be crazy" argument.

2/8/2010 12:56:17 PM

Big Jilm

And Conservative thought:

Fake a grass roots campaign that will never get over while overcharging your supporters for $500 tickets = compassion.

Killing humans in the womb = murder but fuck the kids once their born...until they turn 18 and can serve the military complex.

Terrorism = Act of war...punishable by death if done by brown people. If it's homegrown terrorists, well, that's diff'r'nt.

Carbon Dioxide = it's what we blow out of our asses when not pulling facts from said ass.

2/8/2010 1:05:04 PM

tracer

It's true that givernment welfare, in particular AFDC, encourages its recipients NOT to find work. That's one of the things about the system I don't particularly like.

However, this doesn't mean welfare recipients are all, or even mostly, "chronically lazy."

2/8/2010 1:06:01 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Please breathe a 5% mixture of CO2 soon.

2/8/2010 1:11:50 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"Carbon Dioxide = it's what we blow out of our asses"

Nah, that's methane, it's worse.

2/8/2010 1:13:07 PM

toothache

Give freely to charities that actually care for those in true need = compassion

-Dickens would like a word with you. The concept of undeserving and deserving poor is a largely outdated concept, and a consequence of the Social Darwinism you fucktards all moan about.

Killing humans in the womb = murder (taking of human life w/o due process)

-Depends on where you draw the line at human life. Judging from your comment, I think you may owe a dirty sock an apology.

Terrorism = Act of war...punishable by death

-Acts of war aren't punishable by death, crimes of aggression are. Hence the persons responsible need to be tried and dealt with appropriately, otherwise we state loses its legitimacy.

Carbon Dioxide = What it REALLY is...a nutrient which is absolutely essential for life on Earth to survive.

-Are you saying that CO2 does not absorb infrared radiation causing warming of the atmosphere, and the changes in the weather patterns that inevitably follow? Besides, carbon dioxide is only needed in minute quantities in the atmosphere (parts per 10,000)

tl;dr version: you're wrong, you prick.

2/8/2010 1:18:43 PM

Turtle

About Carbon Dioxide: There's such a thing as having too much of something. If you drink enough water, you will die. That doesn't mean you don't need it to survive.

2/8/2010 1:20:25 PM

Reckoner

Proving the Wolf Rule once again: Anyone on the internet with the word "wolf" in their name will ALWAYS be an irredeemable shitneck.

2/8/2010 1:22:16 PM

Serph-no-Okami

Compassion: ask that those who have plenty share with those who don't. Like your Jesus said.

Choice: not forcing a woman to carry an unwanted child.

Terrorism: something awful that has to be stopped but NOT at the cost of personal freedoms of people who often don't have anything to do with terrorism.

Carbon Dioxide: proven to have a greenhouse effect which does influence climate. We need it to live, but like with everyting, too much is really dangerous.

And the world isn't nearly as black-and-white / liberal-conservative as you seem to think it is, pal.

2/8/2010 1:22:41 PM

werewolf

Yeah, sure, whatever...

Loser.

2/8/2010 1:31:41 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Not at all. We're taking from the lazy fatcat corporate execs and giving to those who are hard on their luck.

NOT having a baby if you don't want one = choice

Terrorism IS indeed a crime worthy of a civil trial with all the Constitutional protections afforded any criminal, you barbarian.

Carbon dioxide IS an atmospheric pollutant, but so is oxygen. Keeping the two in balance keeps life functioning, but an imbalance destroys life.

Also, "murder (taking of human life w/o due process" except you don't want to give due process to terrorists.

2/8/2010 1:39:39 PM

Doctor Whom

Water is essential to life; therefore, no one ever drowns. Do I have the hang of conservative thought yet?

2/8/2010 1:50:46 PM

Berny

Conservative "thought" doesn't even come close to "thinking", especially in that retarded cesspool called Free Conservatives.

2/8/2010 1:54:07 PM

tracer

What if the fetus is a terrorist?

2/8/2010 1:56:34 PM

Papabear

"Carbon Dioxide = What it REALLY is...a nutrient which is absolutely essential for life on Earth to survive."

Water is necessary for survival too, but if you fill your house with it you'll drown.

2/8/2010 2:01:20 PM

AWWWWWWWW

I love you Carbon Dioxide! :D

2/8/2010 2:10:44 PM



CO2 is a nutrient? How? Does it have any protein in it?

2/8/2010 2:44:29 PM

Murdin

Tastes like black and white morality.

2/8/2010 3:07:54 PM

Jedi Knight

Charity...nothing but the rich man's bad conscience.

Yes, I wrote this in anger. Yes, I give to charity to relieve my own bad conscience...

2/8/2010 3:17:38 PM

Xotan

And Conservative thought:

Give freely to charities that actually care for those in true need = compassion

==== Such organisations take about 95% of donations to fund THEMSELVES.

Killing humans in the womb = murder (taking of human life w/o due process)


==== But taking life is OK if it is done in a jail in, say, Texas? Explain the difference. Life is life is life.

Terrorism = Act of war...punishable by death

=== So Americans should be killed for invading and killing people illegally in Iraq! Thank you for clarifying that.


Carbon Dioxide = What it REALLY is...a nutrient which is absolutely essential for life on Earth to survive.

=== OK. What about Venus?????

Conservative thought doesn't even come CLOSE to being a mental disorder. Liberal ideology cannot be classified as anything BUT a mental illness.

You don't know the meaning of the word 'liberal'. Liberal is generosity in policy and politics and understanding of others.

2/8/2010 3:19:00 PM
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