Quote# 69969

"For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie." Revelation 22:15 (This is a reference to Deuteronomy 23:18, in which "dog" means a fag prostitute.) When Jesus gets back, faggots are going to get their due of death, which is nothing short of what they deserve.

RAHOWARRIOR, Argue With Everyone 58 Comments [2/1/2010 1:46:08 PM]
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What, no literal sola scriptura? The Bible uses the word "dogs" to mean something other than canines? Where will it end?

2/1/2010 1:50:01 PM

"Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of war!"

Wow, Shakespearian times were a lot more interesting than I thought.

2/1/2010 1:58:24 PM


That reminds me, when is this jesus bloke supposed to come? I don't have all day waiting around some judean carpenter.

2/1/2010 2:02:53 PM

The L

dog" means a fag prostitute

I'm calling bullshit, Ra.

2/1/2010 2:03:09 PM


Must be Make Up Translations Day again.

2/1/2010 2:06:05 PM


Yeah, hold your breath till he gets here.

2/1/2010 2:09:26 PM

Vegetable Rights Activist

Translation: I have no valid argument, so I am going to make shit up until people agree with me.

2/1/2010 2:10:55 PM

Doubting Thomas

If I didn't know RAHOWARRIOR was a troll, I'd comment on this. And I'd ask for a cite.

2/1/2010 2:11:25 PM

Doctor Whom

Can I let you in on a little secret? Promise not to tell anyone else? Good. Not all gay men are male temple prostitutes (which is what the word actually meant). In fact, I don't know any.

2/1/2010 2:12:30 PM

caustic gnostic

"Just wait 'til your Jesus comes home, young man!"

2/1/2010 2:16:10 PM


I'm tempted to call Poe on that whole website. The amount of stupidity and racism on there is almost cartoonish.

2/1/2010 2:20:57 PM


..."and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie."

St. John The Mental Patient hated golfers too?

Or is that a reference to Dranolobotomy 128:256?

2/1/2010 2:23:24 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

When jesus gets back


2/1/2010 2:37:21 PM

Mister Spak

"When Jesus gets back, faggots are going to get their due of death, which is nothing short of what they deserve."


2/1/2010 2:37:33 PM


When Jesus gets back, faggots are going to get their due of death,

And according to Rev.22:15, so will liars. I'm willing to bet you've lied a lot more often than the average homosexual has had sex, so Jesus is gonna get your ass, too, Mr. Holier-Than-Thou.

2/1/2010 2:44:49 PM


So it's just like Stormfront?

2/1/2010 2:47:52 PM


This is entirely true; luckily Jesus is never coming back. He died. Most children are eventually able to understand the concept of death; I'm slightly disturbed that you aren't.

2/1/2010 3:05:20 PM

Translation: This passage doesn't mention gays, so I'm going to make shit up so I can pretend it does.

2/1/2010 3:06:38 PM


He's right about Deut 23:18, actually.

KJV translation:
"Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God."

NIV translation:
"You must not bring the earnings of a female prostitute or of a male prostitute into the house of the LORD your God to pay any vow, because the LORD your God detests them both."

ASV translation:
"Thou shalt not bring the hire of a harlot, or the wages of a dog, into the house of Jehovah thy God for any vow: for even both these are an abomination unto Jehovah thy God."

New Living Translation:
"When you are bringing an offering to fulfill a vow, you must not bring to the house of the Lord your God any offering from the earnings of a prostitute, whether a man or a woman, for both are detestable to the Lord your God."

NOTE: "The house of the LORD your God" means specifically the Temple in Jerusalem. It does not mean arbitrary churches or synagogues.

2/1/2010 3:21:07 PM

David B.

"and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie"

I think he's talking about fundamentalists.

2/1/2010 3:26:03 PM


Ah yes, and Jonas was trapped inside a drag queen named Della Catessen, whereas it is easier for an equity studies grad student to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.

2/1/2010 3:59:17 PM


Bible is actually a slang term for "Intellectually Worthless Pile of Bile and Lies"

Unfortunately, not everyone got the memo.

2/1/2010 4:25:09 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Pictured, Jesus as he exists in Rahowarrior's fantasies, note the rippling pecs of vengence!

2/1/2010 4:33:13 PM


More proof that the Bible is poorly-written. When you set up a Chekhov's Gun, you don't set it up in Act 1, Scene 1 and then not fire it until the final scene. You can only get away with that kind of thing if you constantly refer to the thing throughout the story (as in the case of MS Paint Adventures' "SEPULCHRITUDE!" ability, which is alluded to constantly before finally being used).

In other words, I'm calling bullshit.

2/1/2010 4:38:22 PM

Or dog could simply be referring to canines. They do get mentioned quite a bit in the Bible (compared to other animal species, anyway). By the way, everyone will die at some point or another, so are we all being punished for being gay?

2/1/2010 4:38:43 PM

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