"For without are dogs , and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie." Revelation 22:15 (This is a reference to Deuteronomy 23:18, in which "dog" means a fag prostitute.) When Jesus gets back, faggots are going to get their due of death, which is nothing short of what they deserve.
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"Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of war!"
Wow, Shakespearian times were a lot more interesting than I thought.
..."and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie. "
St. John The Mental Patient hated golfers too?
Or is that a reference to Dranolobotomy 128:256?
"When Jesus gets back, faggots are going to get their due of death, which is nothing short of what they deserve."
WAAAHHHH WWAAAAHHHH WHEN MY DADDY GETS HOME HES GONNA BEAT YOU UP!!!! WAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
When Jesus gets back, faggots are going to get their due of death,
And according to Rev.22:15, so will liars. I'm willing to bet you've lied a lot more often than the average homosexual has had sex, so Jesus is gonna get your ass, too, Mr. Holier-Than-Thou.
He's right about Deut 23:18 , actually.
KJV translation:
"Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog , into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God."
NIV translation:
"You must not bring the earnings of a female prostitute or of a male prostitute into the house of the LORD your God to pay any vow, because the LORD your God detests them both."
ASV translation:
"Thou shalt not bring the hire of a harlot, or the wages of a dog , into the house of Jehovah thy God for any vow: for even both these are an abomination unto Jehovah thy God."
New Living Translation:
"When you are bringing an offering to fulfill a vow, you must not bring to the house of the Lord your God any offering from the earnings of a prostitute , whether a man or a woman, for both are detestable to the Lord your God."
NOTE : "The house of the LORD your God" means specifically the Temple in Jerusalem. It does not mean arbitrary churches or synagogues.
Ah yes, and Jonas was trapped inside a drag queen named Della Catessen, whereas it is easier for an equity studies grad student to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.
Bible is actually a slang term for "Intellectually Worthless Pile of Bile and Lies"
Unfortunately, not everyone got the memo.
More proof that the Bible is poorly-written. When you set up a Chekhov's Gun, you don't set it up in Act 1, Scene 1 and then not fire it until the final scene. You can only get away with that kind of thing if you constantly refer to the thing throughout the story (as in the case of MS Paint Adventures' "SEPULCHRITUDE!" ability, which is alluded to constantly before finally being used).
In other words, I'm calling bullshit.
Or dog could simply be referring to canines. They do get mentioned quite a bit in the Bible (compared to other animal species, anyway). By the way, everyone will die at some point or another, so are we all being punished for being gay?
> "dog" means a fag prostitute.<
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and a "week" means a year, and 900 months means 900 years, and a day means 1,000 years, or 6,000 or however many you need it to mean at the moment.
Poe.
Really stop approving Rahowarrior's shit. He is a troll that just tries to piss people off by being offensive.
He doesn't actually believe this crap.
Edit: Also, he is 100% correct about the "dog" being a euphemism for homosexual, thing. Hell, SkepticsAnnotatedBible says the same thing.
If condemning male prostitution is the same thing as condemning homosexuality, then the bible also condemns heterosexuality.
#1108339: You make me happy :)
"...and murderers..."
You don't want to murder gays Raho?
"This is a reference to Deuteronomy 23:18, in which "dog" means a fag prostitute."
Okay, what about the "fags" that aren't prostitutes?
Should we not read the Bible word for word and take it literally anymore? Why didn't I get a memo?
RAHOWARRIOR, I hope for your sake you have never "maketh a lie". If you have, you too are going to get your due of death, as you apparently deserve.
Hey, kudos for the INTEGRAL INTERPRETATION OF THE BIBLE, except when you realise that dogs are not in Heaven, not because they're bad, but because THEY ARE ANIMALS. Anyway, dogs is meant to be an insult but it refers to heretics, as seen in context.
Don't you realize that in the bible, 'death' means 'a lot of oral sex'?
I mean, if you can change the meaning of words, so can I.
"For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie." Revelation 22:15 (This is a reference to Deuteronomy 23:18, in which "dog" means a fag prostitute.)"
Does Revelation have the exact & verbatim Oxford English Dictionary definition that dog = 'rent boy'? If not, you're on that one-way elevator to Hell.
9- Thou shalt not bear false witness.
'Reference' in your case = LIE.
@#1108676
You really think that a fundamentalist Christian that quotes and admires a fundamentalist Pagan makes sense? It demonstrates severe internal inconsistency.
Anyway, it is not an "argument". Rahowarrior is a Poe. That is a fact. If you can't see that, then get a new Poe detector or something.
Yes, the Bible does use 'dog' as a euphemism for homosexual man.
As this is Revelation though I think we can ignore it.
I thought you were supposed to take the bible literally?
Oh right, you only take it literally when it talks about hating gays and the world being created in 7 days. When it talks about love and peace and rich people not being allowed into Heaven it's all metaphorical
Confused?
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