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#1106420
myheadhurts
Sign of the rapture soon to come, I'm sure.
1/29/2010 10:18:52 PM
#1106423
Sweet Fancy Moses
And when Obama was elected, it was the surest omen that the world is ending soon.
1/29/2010 10:21:25 PM
#1106435
GigaGuess
@Sweet Fancy Moses
Not to mention when he burnt his toast, stubbed his toe, saw three dogs on his way to work, and a cloud that looked like an ice cream cone.
1/29/2010 10:43:52 PM
#1106436
oop
"Someone who practices voodoo is always seeing signs everywhere"
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A Rapture Ready comment???
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1/29/2010 10:44:19 PM
#1106438
oop
"Someone who practices voodoo is always seeing signs everywhere"
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Eapture Ready???
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Eapture Ready???
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Really?
1/29/2010 10:47:24 PM
#1106439
campbunny
Before this earthquake I wasn't aware that there were any people who were glad that the Haitians for living in misery, obviously deserving it, let alone SO MANY who casually justified the Atlantic slave trade and the quake itself.
1/29/2010 10:47:32 PM
#1106450
Tolpuddle Martyr
"I was in a store and a person there was visibly spooked by my blue eyes."
Was this before or after you started "witnessing" to him?
1/29/2010 11:26:10 PM
#1106457
iComix
OVER 90% CATHOLIC. 90. PERCENT. YOU IGNORANT FOOL.
Damned.
1/29/2010 11:53:24 PM
#1106466
Sandwich Board
Oh yeah? Well this morning I saw a horse with two heads and two bodies!
1/30/2010 1:15:01 AM
#1106469
The Jamo
Geez, you people are fucking stupid.
1/30/2010 1:20:55 AM
#1106472
John_in_Oz
You always believe things missionaries tell you? I'll send the Mormons over immediately.
1/30/2010 1:39:53 AM
#1106477
HazelHolly
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Gah! -phones up supplier- Dark, it's those irony meters! I want a refund1 They all went bust!
1/30/2010 2:17:51 AM
#1106489
Philbert McAdamia
More likely spooked by you, you blue eyed devil.
1/30/2010 3:28:24 AM
#1106510
Xotan
I visited Haiti in 1984, and when I was there a Voudoun Houngan told us you couldn't understand the American fundie mindset without understanding the supposed inerrancy of the Bible. Someone who practices fundyism is always seeing signs everywhere--a world full of omens. I had no personal experience with fundyism while there except for 1 weird occurrence. I was in a store and a person there was visibly spooked by my blue eyes. (I guess that would fall into the omen thing).
FIXED
1/30/2010 4:20:18 AM
#1106521
The_L
Wow. Just--how do you not notice the obvious similarities there?
@iComix: A lot of those Catholics also practice Voudun. They don't perceive any kind of spiritual conflict in practicing both. Like Christian Buddhists, only with more dancing.
1/30/2010 4:39:32 AM
#1106524
WMDKitty
Funny, that sounds just like another religion I know of... what's it called...? Oh, yes, CHRISTIANITY!
1/30/2010 4:44:27 AM
#1106525
aaa
RR, i hope you understand the irony of this statement.
1/30/2010 4:47:32 AM
#1106604
szena
And there are how many examples of "seeing signs everywhere" on the RR site?
1/30/2010 6:31:20 AM
#1106638
They probably saw your blank stare and the drool on your chin and thought you were a zombie.
1/30/2010 7:21:48 AM
#1106649
John
I visited Kentucky in 1984, and when I was there a Baptist told us you couldn't understand the Kentucky mindset without understanding Rapturists. Someone who practices Rapturism is always seeing signs everywhere--a world full of omens. I had no personal experience with Rapturists while there except for one weird occurrence. I was in a store and a person there heard a semi blow its air-horn. She lifted her eyes heavenward, fell to her knees and screamed "I'm HERE, Jesus; I'm HERE!" She thought the horn was the signal for the Rapture. (I guess that would fall into the omen thing).
1/30/2010 7:44:23 AM
#1106705
Lupine
I like this post better:
"It’s always so sad to see so many suffering. But if there was ever a country that needed to turn to the one and only true God it would be Haiti. There's a common saying about Haiti, “that Haitians are 70 percent Catholic, 30 percent Protestant, and 100 percent voodoo.” Let’s pray they start Repenting and putting their Faith in Jesus alone. Only God can take a tragedy of this magnitude and turn it into Glory for His kingdom. Have Mercy Lord… "
Raptards makes me rage.
1/30/2010 9:20:38 AM
#1106790
Ever think that maybe they hadn't really seen anyone with blue eyes?
1/30/2010 10:39:58 AM
#1106807
Antichrist
Sure it was your blue eyes? Sure it wasn't the crazy they saw behind them? Or were you ranting about Jesus to some poor Catholic?
1/30/2010 10:53:29 AM
#1106824
Someone who practices voodoo is always seeing signs everywhere--a world full of omens.
You folks on RR should get along with them just fine, then!
1/30/2010 11:04:20 AM
#1106888
Shadoboy
1/30/2010 12:27:28 PM
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