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Quote# 69977

[Check out the irony in this one, from Rapture Ready]

I visited Haiti in 1984, and when I was there a missionary told us you couldn't understand the Haitian mindset without understanding voodoo. Someone who practices voodoo is always seeing signs everywhere--a world full of omens. I had no personal experience with voodoo while there except for 1 weird occurrence. I was in a store and a person there was visibly spooked by my blue eyes. (I guess that would fall into the omen thing).

booklover, RR 32 Comments [1/29/2010 10:11:42 PM]
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Old Viking

Don't disparage Voodoo. I once saw a Voodoo witch doctor make a man turn into a drugstore.

1/30/2010 12:55:07 PM
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LadyJafaria

Someone was surprised by your blue eyes (a famously white feature) in a country full of black people.

I don't think voodoo had anything to do with that.

1/30/2010 1:06:52 PM
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Sasha

Yeah, when you see a Rapture Retard, it's a bad omen for the rest of the day.

1/30/2010 9:53:10 PM
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Maybe he was a rapturite like you and thought that you were from a voodoo cult. Don't you think?

1/31/2010 8:56:44 AM
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Agahnim

I'd say he wasn't spooked by the fact that you're a blue-eyed white person and Haiti is mostly made up of brown-eyed black people. I'd say it was the fact that he's probably seen nutjobs like you before and just couldn't stand the last ones he saw.

4/22/2012 3:21:17 AM
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Canadiest

Why the fuck are your missionaries in Haiti? We know they're not there to help, missionaries are recruiters. Trying to rob some from the 80% Catholic base there?

You'll never get through to the Voodooers, your myth being ridiculous and all.

4/22/2012 3:03:46 PM
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anothga

Irony is off the charts.

3/16/2013 2:47:13 AM
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