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I think that we are in the last days before Jesus arrival! It says in the Bible that times in the last days will be worse then any other time in the history of the world. The sad thing is...The U.S. isn't even mentioned in the Bible as far as I can see. We need to pray and turn to our LORD and SAVIOUR to help and prote...ct. Not the Obama-nation in the Whitehouse...satan knows his time is short so he is going to cause as much trouble and sorrow as he can for GOD's children. Notice how the Christians are being butchered for their beliefs in other countries, and our own president claims we're an islamic nation,not a Christian one? Anyone with a brain can see were he's trying to take our country.

D.E. Martin, Let The Revolution begin in 2010 - Facebook 59 Comments [2/2/2010 3:33:33 PM]
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Doubting Thomas

"I think that we are in the last days before Jesus arrival!"

You and every other crazy Christian throughout history.

"It says in the Bible that times in the last days will be worse then any other time in the history of the world."

How are things worse now than they were in the Dark Ages?

"The sad thing is...The U.S. isn't even mentioned in the Bible as far as I can see."

I suppose you think this is just an oversight on God's part, because God is an American and Republican? It's obviously because the U.S. didn't exist back then. Read up on your history.

"satan knows his time is short"

Yeah, I'm sure if he existed he would be really worried. He's only been around for 6000 years or so according to Christian mythology.

"our own president claims we're an islamic nation,not a Christian one?"

He never said any such thing. He said we're a nation of Christians, Muslims, Jews, and unbelievers.

"Anyone with a brain can see were he's trying to take our country."

I can see that he's trying to take it away from the brink of destruction where it was headed for the past 8 years under GW Bush. Why can't you see it? Oh right, "anyone with a brain..."

2/2/2010 3:42:13 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

"The sad thing is...The U.S. isn't even mentioned in the Bible as far as I can see."


2/2/2010 3:45:02 PM

Lucilius

I think this is a repost from 1993, with "Clinton" replaced by "Obama." Or maybe from 1979, with "Carter." Or Nov. 21, 1963. Or maybe from 1861, or 1803. Hell, could be a slight rewrite from A.D. 67.

Or a faint echo from the year 24,988.

2/2/2010 3:47:44 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

lolwut

Roughly 140 words, and not one single shred of truth in them...

2/2/2010 3:52:22 PM



"Worst days"? Have you EVER studied any history whatsoever? Our quality of life is higher than ever, we're living far cushier lives, we're in much better health than we've ever been, our governments actually give a damn about the average person, pretty well everyone has the same rights and freedoms and now you can openly disagree with the government and not get killed for it. Honestly, these are the best times to live in.

2/2/2010 4:04:42 PM

arcturus

The sad thing is, you didn't mention the holy land either. Oh well, hope you brush up on your Aramaic, or you're not going to understand a word of what this completely-non-American says when he turns up and starts talking about bearing false witness.

2/2/2010 4:10:56 PM

tracer

"... our LORD and SAVIOUR"


Do you drooling inbreeders even know why the word "LORD" is written in all capital letters in your precious King James Bible?

And why it's not written in all caps anywhere in the New Testament?

2/2/2010 4:14:16 PM

Berny

Your President never claimed you were an Islamic nation, you retard, he said you were a nation of many faiths. The United States isn't mentioned in the Bible (much like Australia, China, Japan, Antarctica, etc.) because the Bronze Age tribesmen who wrote the book didn't even know those places existed.
We aren't in the last days. You're wasting your time waiting for them. Get a life.

2/2/2010 4:19:28 PM

Xotan

You clearly have no idea of history. What about the terrible recurring Black Death Plague? What about times when there was no modern medicine? What about when people were serfs, what about all the women and children that died in childbirth for lack of an understanding of simple hygiene? And the millions through the ages who lived in squalor because they knew no better?

I could go on, but the list is endless.

A simple fact: we've never had it so good! And you deny this. If there is a god, then you are flying in his face when you should be on your knees thanking him for the very many benefits that living in this modern age brings. You are ungrateful, unthankful and probably damned for it.

2/2/2010 4:24:49 PM

Zeus Almighty

Yeah, because things were MUCH better back when plagues used to wipe out significant percentages of people on whole continents. When a simple bacterial infection could be a death sentence. When half of all children born didn't reach their 18th birthdays. When women died in large numbers in child birth.
It's terrible how much worse things are today, what with indoor plumbing and longer life expectancies and modern medical advances. And the horror of the astounding amount of foods we have to eat in America -- to the point that we're a nation of obese dillweeds like D.E. Martin. Not to mention the staggering amount of information and opportunities available at our fingertips these days -- information that idiots like D.E. Martin can ignore and belittle as he lives in a delusional state of jaysus-inspired bliss-stupidity.

Obviously, though, angry idiot D.E. is angry. But what could his beef be? Why are things "worse" today?

Oh, silly me. There's a nigger in the White House.
ARMAGEDDON DEF CON 1!

2/2/2010 4:26:50 PM



Yeah that is sad that you noticed that the US isn't mentioned or eluded to yet still think it is a work of prophecy. How could God, knower of all things, missed such a huge influence in the end times?

2/2/2010 4:27:19 PM

Arnold Facepalmer

Life really sucks in these dark times. I long for the days of Christ or even Medieval Europe. Black Plague, eating Fecal matter, Divine rule of Kings. Those were the good old days.

It is also truly sad that Thailand isn't mentioned in the Bible. It would have been a great place to get yourself a Biblical slave.

2/2/2010 4:29:47 PM

Wookieduck

I read this three times and all I could hear in my head was the sound of a needle skipping across vinyl.

2/2/2010 4:33:11 PM

COVIZAPIBETEFOKY

US < 300 yrs old
bible = approx 2000 yrs old

Get the connection, fuckwit?

2/2/2010 4:43:34 PM



First of all Obama never said we are a fucking Islamic nation.

Second of all life has never been easy there is always bad shit going on. The bad shit that is happening in the world now, well there was bad shit happeing in the world 50, 100, 200, 1000 years ago that does not mean it's the end of the world.

2/2/2010 4:54:07 PM

John

Maybe it is the last days. We have whole masses of people running around saying ridiculous and false things like "our own president claims we're an Islamic nation, not a Christian one", conspiracy theorists who won't vaccinate their children, idiotic rednecks who want to kill people for being gay, people who get pissed when someone says "happy holidays", fools who listen to everything the oil companies and insurance companies tell them as long as it disagrees with Democrats or scientists ...

2/2/2010 4:59:14 PM

louislois

Christstains have been claiming it's the "End Times" since the day after Jesus died.

2/2/2010 5:51:15 PM



"America is an Islamic nation, not a Christian nation! We are taking over this country!"
~ President Barrack Obama, 9/14/20never

2/2/2010 5:51:33 PM

Old Viking

If your "Christians being butchered" observation refers to the Christian-Muslim violence in Indonesia,
your side is dishing out as much as it takes. The whole affair is a very religious episode.

2/2/2010 5:57:38 PM

Antichrist

Oh yes, life in the US is just so fucking rough right now. Wild beasts considering us for their next meal. Disease running rampant. Starvation...

Oh wait, you're just a whiney little fuck sitting in your warm little home stuffing down pizza pops and sitting on your fat ass while you type on the Internet.

2/2/2010 6:27:33 PM

Hive

I hate facebook. Course I guess if you can get your friends to agree with you, you're not stupid, right?

2/2/2010 7:12:31 PM



maybe if you pray real hard god will write the US into the bible

2/2/2010 8:11:32 PM

Sophie

"The sad thing is...The U.S. isn't even mentioned in the Bible as far as I can see."

Because once teh gehyz take over America, God will blow it off the map. Duh!

2/2/2010 9:50:48 PM

The Jamo

I was thinking that if satan is so powerful [often more powerful than god], then surely he reads internet forums where people talk about him and how he will be vanquished [I know I would if I was satan]. So given that he is aware of this master plan against him, wouldn't he secretly change tactic in order to complete his own objective? He is, apparently, the master deceiver, so surely all the stuff he is purportedly doing now is just smoke and mirrors designed to turn our attention away from what he REALLY wants to do.

Now, assuming that satan really reads internet forums like I said he would, he is probably going to read this, and hence he will have to either kill me before I click 'submit' or think of a different plan. I'll let him decide.

2/2/2010 11:05:30 PM

aaa

Persecution complex with a side of pure paranoia. Yet another crazy teabagger.

2/2/2010 11:34:50 PM
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