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Yes, i know, i mean there is soooo much evidence of evolution. how can one not see it. I mean i see monkeys evolve into humans all the time. Like some people in government and teachers and even people on yahoo answers. Also i saw the other day this big bang, yes it was a rock, and it exploded and WOW, right before my eyes i saw living creatures, i saw a dogs and cats and mice and tigers and horses and spiders and a camels and elephants and giraffes and fishs and sharks and birds, hundreds of them. And there was also plants of all kinds, hundreds of them. It was amazing. Also stars and moons as well. Golly and all of these complex creatures were not even designed or anything, amazing.

Leanne E, Y! answers 71 Comments [2/8/2010 12:49:25 PM]
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musicalbookworm

That is officially the dumbest thing I have ever read or heard anyone say.

2/8/2010 12:51:33 PM

Tyler

Misunderstanding science has never made me so sad.

2/8/2010 12:56:08 PM

tracer

It's funnier when you assume that Leanne E is being serious.

A rock exploding and producing jungle animals?
Woo, acid trip!

2/8/2010 1:00:09 PM

Norman

I'm calling it!

EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

2/8/2010 1:00:45 PM

Big Jilm

I don't know what the fuck you're describing but it's not Evolution.

Other than the complete obviousness, we can tell you're a complete ass hat as Astronomy <> Biology.

Folks, this gal is Exhibit A on America's failing education system.

2/8/2010 1:00:57 PM

GigaGuess

Yeah, i see what you mean, I mean I saw a man step fully formed from a pile of dust the other day. And that talking snake just dispelled any doubt I had.

Sound stupid? So did your inane rambling. Here's the difference. Your synaptic misfire has no bearing on Evolutionary theory. Mine is pulled driectly from your scripture.

2/8/2010 1:01:31 PM

Malkyrian


2/8/2010 1:03:32 PM

Horsefeathers

"Yes, i know, i mean there is soooo much evidence of evolution. how can one not see it."

Precisely what I keep asking.

"I mean i see monkeys evolve into humans all the time."

Now you're just being an idiot.

"Like some people in government and teachers and even people on yahoo answers."

I'm not entirely sure most posters on Yahoo! Answers aren't monkeys in some sort of Million Monkeys with a Million Typewriters sort of experiment to judge by some of the answers supplied.

"Also i saw the other day this big bang, yes it was a rock, and it exploded and WOW, right before my eyes i saw living creatures, i saw a dogs and cats and mice and tigers and horses and spiders and a camels and elephants and giraffes and fishs and sharks and birds, hundreds of them."

The Big Bang was not an explosion you gibbering lunatic.

"And there was also plants of all kinds, hundreds of them."

I believe you've been partaking of various species of plants by the look of this post of yours.

"It was amazing. Also stars and moons as well. Golly and all of these complex creatures were not even designed or anything, amazing."

And you started out so well too. Then you degenerated into a rambling mess of creationist strawmen. Pity. I had high hopes for you.

2/8/2010 1:05:03 PM

Slavaa

I must ask what this is.

For I do not begin to even.

2/8/2010 1:17:08 PM

Turtle

Yes, i know, i mean there is soooo much evidence of creation. how can one not see it. I mean i see dirt and ribs turn into humans all the time. Like some people in government and teachers and even people on yahoo answers. Also i saw the other day this creation, yes it was a god, and it spoke and WOW, right before my eyes i saw living creatures, i saw a dogs and cats and mice and tigers and horses and spiders and a camels and elephants and giraffes and fishs and sharks and birds, hundreds of them. And there was also plants of all kinds, hundreds of them. It was amazing. Also stars and moons as well. Golly and all of these complex creatures were created in mere days, amazing.

Next time, let's try to understand the idea before we make fun of it. That's what makes people look stupid.

2/8/2010 1:26:08 PM

Serph-no-Okami

That's a whole damn lot of straw there, buddy. Not to mention that damn dead horse you keep beating.

Seriously, people who still try to make this, ahem, 'argument' really should be beaten to death with the cluebat. It never was a decent criticism of evolution and it never fekkin' will be *rolls eyes*

2/8/2010 1:27:06 PM

werewolf

You're not very bright, are you, Leanne E? Ever graduate the 5th Grade?

2/8/2010 1:27:51 PM

Apocraphy

Giraffes dont work that way

2/8/2010 1:28:35 PM

aaa

How much paint do you huff daily?

2/8/2010 1:34:20 PM

Zeus Almighty

I had a hemorrhoid removed last week and it evolved into Leanne E.

2/8/2010 1:37:41 PM

John

"I saw 6,000 years ago this big bang, and on the 5th day after, right before my eyes i saw living creatures, i saw a dogs and cats and mice and tigers and horses and spiders and a camels and elephants and giraffes and fishs and sharks and birds, hundreds of them. And on the third day after, there was also plants of all kinds, hundreds of them. It was amazing. Also stars and moons as well on the 4th day after."

Pretty stupid and unbelievable, huh?

2/8/2010 1:38:31 PM

Berny

"This question has been deleted"
Now why can't Leanne E be deleted also.

2/8/2010 1:44:41 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

You really don't get how the Big Bang works, or how abiogenesis works, or how evolution works.

You should have paid attention in high school biology.

2/8/2010 1:47:12 PM

DevilsChaplain


That statement was bad and you should feel bad!

2/8/2010 1:51:13 PM

BobsOldSocks

You really shouldn't display your ignorance in a public forum in such a manner. You should be ashamed of such bone-headedness.

2/8/2010 2:06:17 PM



Yeah I see stupid people on yahoo answers too. I'm reading her post right now.

2/8/2010 2:16:46 PM

Old Viking

Leanne teaches Bible Study at her church's Sunday School.

2/8/2010 2:17:21 PM

Swede

Evolution does not work like that.
Individuals don't evolve, species do.
And, we did not evolve from monkeys, we have a common ancestor, way, way back in history, about half a million years or so.

2/8/2010 2:38:35 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

So you prefer the far more rational explanation that a Magic Man turned the light on then, "right before my eyes i saw living creatures, i saw a dogs and cats and mice and tigers and horses and spiders and a camels and elephants and giraffes and fishs and sharks and birds, hundreds of them. And there was also plants of all kinds, hundreds of them. It was amazing. Also stars and moons as well..."?

2/8/2010 2:51:04 PM



Who uses the word "Golly" anymore?

I mean besides Leanne E?

2/8/2010 3:22:23 PM
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