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#1111831
musicalbookworm
That is officially the dumbest thing I have ever read or heard anyone say.
2/8/2010 12:51:33 PM
#1111837
Tyler
Misunderstanding science has never made me so sad.
2/8/2010 12:56:08 PM
#1111844
tracer
It's funnier when you assume that Leanne E is being serious.
A rock exploding and producing jungle animals?
Woo, acid trip!
2/8/2010 1:00:09 PM
#1111845
Norman
I'm calling it!
EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
2/8/2010 1:00:45 PM
#1111846
Big Jilm
I don't know what the fuck you're describing but it's not Evolution.
Other than the complete obviousness, we can tell you're a complete ass hat as Astronomy <> Biology.
Folks, this gal is Exhibit A on America's failing education system.
2/8/2010 1:00:57 PM
#1111848
GigaGuess
Yeah, i see what you mean, I mean I saw a man step fully formed from a pile of dust the other day. And that talking snake just dispelled any doubt I had.
Sound stupid? So did your inane rambling. Here's the difference. Your synaptic misfire has no bearing on Evolutionary theory. Mine is pulled driectly from your scripture.
2/8/2010 1:01:31 PM
#1111850
Malkyrian
2/8/2010 1:03:32 PM
#1111851
Horsefeathers
"Yes, i know, i mean there is soooo much evidence of evolution. how can one not see it."
Precisely what I keep asking.
"I mean i see monkeys evolve into humans all the time."
Now you're just being an idiot.
"Like some people in government and teachers and even people on yahoo answers."
I'm not entirely sure most posters on Yahoo! Answers aren't monkeys in some sort of Million Monkeys with a Million Typewriters sort of experiment to judge by some of the answers supplied.
"Also i saw the other day this big bang, yes it was a rock, and it exploded and WOW, right before my eyes i saw living creatures, i saw a dogs and cats and mice and tigers and horses and spiders and a camels and elephants and giraffes and fishs and sharks and birds, hundreds of them."
The Big Bang was not an explosion you gibbering lunatic.
"And there was also plants of all kinds, hundreds of them."
I believe you've been partaking of various species of plants by the look of this post of yours.
"It was amazing. Also stars and moons as well. Golly and all of these complex creatures were not even designed or anything, amazing."
And you started out so well too. Then you degenerated into a rambling mess of creationist strawmen. Pity. I had high hopes for you.
2/8/2010 1:05:03 PM
#1111865
Slavaa
I must ask what this is.
For I do not begin to even.
2/8/2010 1:17:08 PM
#1111880
Turtle
Yes, i know, i mean there is soooo much evidence of creation. how can one not see it. I mean i see dirt and ribs turn into humans all the time. Like some people in government and teachers and even people on yahoo answers. Also i saw the other day this creation, yes it was a god, and it spoke and WOW, right before my eyes i saw living creatures, i saw a dogs and cats and mice and tigers and horses and spiders and a camels and elephants and giraffes and fishs and sharks and birds, hundreds of them. And there was also plants of all kinds, hundreds of them. It was amazing. Also stars and moons as well. Golly and all of these complex creatures were created in mere days, amazing.
Next time, let's try to understand the idea before we make fun of it. That's what makes people look stupid.
2/8/2010 1:26:08 PM
#1111881
Serph-no-Okami
That's a whole damn lot of straw there, buddy. Not to mention that damn dead horse you keep beating.
Seriously, people who still try to make this, ahem, 'argument' really should be beaten to death with the cluebat. It never was a decent criticism of evolution and it never fekkin' will be *rolls eyes*
2/8/2010 1:27:06 PM
#1111885
werewolf
You're not very bright, are you, Leanne E? Ever graduate the 5th Grade?
2/8/2010 1:27:51 PM
#1111887
Apocraphy
Giraffes dont work that way
2/8/2010 1:28:35 PM
#1111894
aaa
How much paint do you huff daily?
2/8/2010 1:34:20 PM
#1111898
Zeus Almighty
I had a hemorrhoid removed last week and it evolved into Leanne E.
2/8/2010 1:37:41 PM
#1111901
John
"I saw 6,000 years ago this big bang, and on the 5th day after, right before my eyes i saw living creatures, i saw a dogs and cats and mice and tigers and horses and spiders and a camels and elephants and giraffes and fishs and sharks and birds, hundreds of them. And on the third day after, there was also plants of all kinds, hundreds of them. It was amazing. Also stars and moons as well on the 4th day after."
Pretty stupid and unbelievable, huh?
2/8/2010 1:38:31 PM
#1111909
Berny
"This question has been deleted"
Now why can't Leanne E be deleted also.
2/8/2010 1:44:41 PM
#1111911
GodotIsWaiting4U
You really don't get how the Big Bang works, or how abiogenesis works, or how evolution works.
You should have paid attention in high school biology.
2/8/2010 1:47:12 PM
#1111915
DevilsChaplain
That statement was bad and you should feel bad!
2/8/2010 1:51:13 PM
#1111946
BobsOldSocks
You really shouldn't display your ignorance in a public forum in such a manner. You should be ashamed of such bone-headedness.
2/8/2010 2:06:17 PM
#1111962
Yeah I see stupid people on yahoo answers too. I'm reading her post right now.
2/8/2010 2:16:46 PM
#1111964
Old Viking
Leanne teaches Bible Study at her church's Sunday School.
2/8/2010 2:17:21 PM
#1111968
Swede
Evolution does not work like that.
Individuals don't evolve, species do.
And, we did not evolve from monkeys, we have a common ancestor, way, way back in history, about half a million years or so.
2/8/2010 2:38:35 PM
#1111972
Tolpuddle Martyr
So you prefer the far more rational explanation that a Magic Man turned the light on then, "right before my eyes i saw living creatures, i saw a dogs and cats and mice and tigers and horses and spiders and a camels and elephants and giraffes and fishs and sharks and birds, hundreds of them. And there was also plants of all kinds, hundreds of them. It was amazing. Also stars and moons as well..."?
2/8/2010 2:51:04 PM
#1112006
Who uses the word "Golly" anymore?
I mean besides Leanne E?
2/8/2010 3:22:23 PM
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