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"My only point is that gays can also be good parents."

Well that depends on how you define "good parent" doesn't it. Suppose Adam and Steve are living together with Adam's 13 year old biological son named Billy. Adam and Steve both love little Billy, who is now approaching adolescence and starting to wonder about girls and about what it means to be a man. Little Billy hears daddy getting corn-holed every night by Steve. "Ughhh ughhh ughhh....oh Steve, oh yes, put it in me.....". And you're going to sit here and try to tell me that this is not going to screw with little Billy's head? You're going to tell me that this is not going to confuse little Billy about what it means to be a man? About how he should interact with other men and with women?

I don't care if Adam and Steve say they love little Billy or not, it's child abuse. They are screwing with the kids head. John Lennon once said "all you need is love". Well you know what, John Lennon was full of crap. It takes more than love and good intentions. And just because you use the word "love" in a sentence, it doesn't mean that everything you do is therefor AOK. You want to play statistical games with me? Bring it on, pal. I'll show you a hell of a lot more statistics that show that children raised in "loving" gay home have about a zillion times more probability of long term mental problems. (Ya, ya, I know, you're going to tell me that "I know this guy who" was raise by gay parent and turned out to be a wonderful person, etc. etc., as if I were actualy going to believe you.)

Practicing gays raising children is child abuse, and this has been shown by study after study, covering thousands of children, across decades of time. Love is NOT "all you need" (Ya, ya, I know, this makes me an evil, bigoted, homophobic gay basher.)

NurdlyPeon, Free Republic 66 Comments [1/30/2010 4:52:42 AM]
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Mr Blur

"Ughhh ughhh ughhh....oh Steve, oh yes, put it in me....."

They sure do love to fantasize about it, don't they?

1/30/2010 5:13:14 AM

CJ

Yes, it is amazing how detailed their homosexual fantasies get. And frankly, any parents having sex that loudly is probably messing with their kid's head, no matter what the gender(s) involved.

That being said--citation fucking well needed, Jack! You don't have any such statistics because no such statistics exist.Of course, I'm sure when you're done fapping to your gay sex fantasy you'll pull some out of your ass for our amusement.

1/30/2010 5:21:25 AM

LDM

Fine, show us those statistics, especially in light of recent studies that show just the opposite to be true.




1/30/2010 5:22:10 AM

Turtle

Funny how all my books say that studies show gay parents are no different than straight parents.

I'm pretty sure that would mess with the kid's head even if the parents were heterosexual.

1/30/2010 5:24:55 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

They sure seem to love using terms like "cornholed" don't they?

Nurdly, the next time you pull this kind of shit out of your ass, please wipe all the semen off of it. You made a huge mess of our FSTDT page.

1/30/2010 5:29:55 AM

aaa

Yet another freeper who lives in a completely different dimension than the one where humans live.

1/30/2010 5:34:25 AM

Rebellion Dog

Something missing here...What could it be??...What COULD it be?? Oh, yes,...A Fucking Citation!!

1/30/2010 5:43:10 AM

SeekerLancer

Because straight parents don't have sex. EVER.

1/30/2010 5:59:50 AM

Crocz

"Ughhh ughhh ughhh....oh Steve, oh yes, put it in me....."

1/30/2010 6:15:12 AM

CrazyHappyNinja

Damn, he got us ladies and gents, pencils down and charts away.

A zillion times more probability of long term mental problems? We can't compete with a number that high.

1/30/2010 6:19:39 AM

Power Skunk

I wonder what this guy thinks the sound of straight parents having sex does to homosexual teenagers? Same thing as happens to straight kids with homosexual parents?

@CrazyHappyNinja: What about a bazillion?

1/30/2010 6:29:42 AM

Philbert McAdamia

"Ughhh ughhh ughhh....oh Jesus, oh yes, please come soon....."

Naw, no mental probs there.

> And just because you use the word "love" in a sentence, it doesn't mean that everything you do is therefor AOK.<

Two words: God's love.

1/30/2010 6:29:57 AM

LDM

Oops.



1/30/2010 6:33:11 AM

Kinderklein

Hahah.
No, they had that talk with him a lot earlier than 13 and little Billy is just fine.
He says so, and so does his hidden stash of penthouse under the mattress.

1/30/2010 7:10:30 AM



And all those boys who grew up gay despite hearing their mother screaming every night YES DADDY YES HARDER FASTER got gay how???

1/30/2010 7:19:28 AM

John

Suppose Adam is living together with Adam's 13 year old biological son named Billy. Adam loves little Billy, who is now approaching adolescence and starting to wonder about girls and about what it means to be a man. But little Billy never sees daddy bringing home a woman and having sex with her. And you're going to sit here and try to tell me that this is not going to screw with little Billy's head? You're going to tell me that this is not going to confuse little Billy about what it means to be a man? About how he should interact with other men and with women?

I mean come on, for crissake - what a stupid argument. And no, there isn't "study after study". You just made that up out of thin air. Frankly, I'd rather see children raised by gays than by homophobic liars.

1/30/2010 7:27:09 AM

Canadia

NurdlyPeon - He gets his life lessons from listening to his parents fuck.

No wonder he's a dumbass.

1/30/2010 7:41:52 AM

Orion

Most parents are stealthier than that if they love their kids.

1/30/2010 8:09:10 AM



I'm pretty sure parent's sexual orientation doesn't affect child's

1/30/2010 8:33:38 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Well that depends on how you define "good parent"

At least Adam and Steve don't indoctrinate & brainwash their adopted child with all that poisonous right-wing fundie bullshit.

Just on that basis alone, adoption by gay people proves it's superiority!

1/30/2010 8:38:08 AM



Gays always have Really Loud Sex, and Straights only have Really Quiet Sex.

Oh, and Gays also like having sex with a elliptical reflector pointed at children's rooms, too.

1/30/2010 9:03:51 AM

The Watcher

Practicing gays raising children is child abuse, and this has been shown by study after study, covering thousands of children, across decades of time.

Actually, the opposite of that is true.

You're going to tell me that this is not going to confuse little Billy about what it means to be a man? About how he should interact with other men and with women?

Although I don't think kids hearing their parents having sex is a good thing, that applies regardless of gender. But as far as whether hearing gays going at it making him confused "about what it means to be a man," and "about how he should interact with men and women," no, I can't imagine that it would affect him at all. So in that sense, yes, I am going to tell you that.

1/30/2010 9:10:25 AM

Moondog

But you aren't the least bit worried about what will happen to Billy's head after hearing Mommmy give Daddy a blow job?

1/30/2010 9:22:55 AM

Teb

I have a cousin in her mid-twenties--now in a happy marriage. She was a straight A & B student, loves animals & people, is a very intelligent, sincere, well rounded person who is very kind--and "turned out quite well."

I forgot to mention: she grew up in a lesbian household--her Mother in a monogamous relationship--the "My 2 Mommies" situation.

She seemed to turn out just fine despite all this, and is in fact---NOT a lesbian herself.

Sorry, I can't go by statistics here, since I have my own eyewitness account. And yes Nurdly--you ARE an evil, bigoted, homophobic gay basher. ONE MORE TIME----other people's lives is NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!

1/30/2010 9:25:03 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Of course, this can't work the other way around, i.e. homosexual adolescents being traumatised by hearing heterosexual parents going at it in addition to being surrounded by a world that still exhorts to them that heterosexuality is normal and homosexuality is bad and wrong, becuase in Fundie-universe nobody is born gay and homosexuals can only exist after being recruited by other homosexuals.

This reminds me of that godawful Chick tract where a schoolteacher invites two middle-aged, gross and overweight men who happen to be a couple into the classroom and has them make out in front of the kids - as if it wouldn't be equally outrageous if it were a heterosexual couple.

Hearing your parents fucking messes up a lot of kids's heads, regardless of the orientation of said parents, and it's only because much of our society is still so prudish that it tries to shield children from any comprehension of sexuality for so long that they would likely become confused and alarmed by any such encounter prior to actually being told what the fuck is going on.

1/30/2010 9:45:29 AM
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