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Hey, when Christ returns at the end of Armageddon, he is going to destroy all evil with one word. So why does he need an army behind him as backup? Spectators maybe? I hope not! I personally want to be in his army and charge those evil you know whats! It is going to be the end of all evil, im sure it has to be dramatic as the charge of Rohan in Lord of the Rings: return of the King. sounds fun to me!!! how bout you guys?

Drpepper687, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Adrian

Now for wrath! Now for ruin! And a red morn!

12/15/2006 6:22:51 AM

Esjeur

Too bad YOU'RE the evil ones who will be charged by God's selected assassins as it says in the lost Gospel of DirkaDirka

12/28/2006 5:01:38 AM

Ian W

You mean the seige on Minas Tirith, right? Considering how you fundies work, that'd make alot more sense.

5/5/2009 6:32:32 PM

Rambler

Now I have to admit that WOULD be pretty awesome to see.

5/5/2009 6:42:53 PM

Ozma of Oz

Worship Khorne from 40K.

5/5/2009 7:10:59 PM

Lilith

A Rapture Retard who watched/read LotR?
Stone him!!!! He's been touched by teh eeeeevil!

5/6/2009 3:04:09 AM

EvoPagan

Even if Jesus had your back you'd still piss your pants.

5/6/2009 3:19:39 AM



Yeah, all that pain and suffering for everyone who's not as morally superior as you; I can see how you'd really be looking forward to a front-row seat for that, what with you being so full of Christian love and compassion, and all.

5/6/2009 3:24:37 AM

boingo

Poe. Good xians don't watch LOTR b/c it coms from teh beezelbub

5/6/2009 11:25:40 AM

Grigadil

Spectator = 'collateral' corpse.

You should know by now how shitty your lord's aim is.

5/6/2009 11:31:35 AM

Swedish Pagan

The Rohirrim will ride again before Christ returns.

You have to re-evaluate your perception of evil first, dear. Evil is not "everyone who disagrees with me", but "the ones who hurt others for fun, malice, or out of complete disregard for their wellbeing".

5/6/2009 11:39:04 AM

Table Rock

If all it takes is a word then there probably won't be much to see, just a bunch of evil people falling over or disappearing. Kind of anti-climatic to me.

5/6/2009 12:45:53 PM

Clown

Why does this post reminds me of South Park episode, when Kenny get's to lead God's army of angels and Archangel Michael only gets to watch the battle.
"Oh my. It's awesome. It's ten times better than Lord of the Rings. No, a hundred times!"

5/6/2009 12:56:38 PM

GigaGuess

I think you need serious counseling before you decide to go all Preemptive in a mall.

5/6/2009 12:57:28 PM

Thejebusfire

Don't you EVER compare a master work of literature like The Lord of The Rings to you're religious fanfiction, EVER!

Grr...

5/6/2009 1:18:46 PM

Trask


12/29/2009 11:18:50 PM

Beyondbedandbathisme

Wow, and all this time I thought they just blew up the asteroid at the end of Armageddon. Boy, what surprises will Michael Bay come up with next?

1/1/2010 5:02:30 PM

Divergence of B

"And his word shall carry death eternal for those who speak out against the righteous."
-Stilgar, Dune (1984)

Out of curiosity, can we get Muad'dib to fight Jesus at the end of Armageddon?

1/31/2011 3:05:08 PM



@Esjeur

Dirka dirka mohammad jihad?

1/31/2011 5:07:12 PM

Anon

@Adrian:

"Ride now!... Ride now!... Ride! Ride to ruin and the world's ending! ... Death! ... Death! ... DEATH! "

Drpepper687 missed the entire point of that scene. Theoden was not riding to just kill the enemy. He was riding to save the people of Minias Tirith, and knew that he would die in the attempt. That is completely the opposite of what Drpepper687 is apparently claiming.

And it was awesome.

1/31/2011 5:12:50 PM

shunyata

Blood, death, and destruction for the "god of love and mercy."

1/31/2011 6:02:39 PM

Justanotheratheist

Sounds stupid to me.

2/1/2011 12:37:23 AM

Canadiest

The White Horse Redemption Dogma strikes again. If Jesus does come back sword ready on a great white horse (which some gospel alludes to) why do you think he'd have Rapturites as backup?

A question to you mixed-myth Fundies;
How many Angels are there? Can you pull some figure from the Bible or Torah that says how many without calling some Gandalf, Thor or Zeus?

This is Ragnarok or some other end of realm legends, this is the stuff of epic literature that preceeds your shit by centuries. This is fringe American, no credentials denomination ultra-fictional Dogma.


2/2/2011 10:51:13 AM

Kuyohashi

Uh-oh, he knows LoTR....guess he won't be on Jeebus' side after all.

4/2/2011 10:47:19 PM

towey

your gonna join your fundie army with all yours swords and get fucked up with guns

4/4/2011 1:52:51 AM
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