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[Re. Pat Robertson's comments on Haiti.]

I can’t be 100% certain of all the details of Haiti’s history vis a vis satan worship. However, in my 63 years of living, I’ve heard enough over the years that there’s far too much smoke to be no fire—in fact, the fires MUST be quite serious given the level of smoke.

That’s just what I’ve heard in the MSM over the decades.

This whitewashing of Haiti and it’s past just doesn’t was with me. There’s too much evidence been in the public domain over the years.

The children who die are in Heaven. They have it great. They got the best deal.

Those alive and suffering are another story and all Christian hearts go out to them.

Christian money and goods are pouring toward them.

SATAN WORSHIP IS A HORROR.

The bad person is not the one pointing out that it’s a horror. The bad is participating in it. The bad is the consequences from it.

Quix, Free Republic 43 Comments [2/1/2010 4:02:43 PM]
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I’ve heard enough over the years that there’s far too much smoke to be no fire—in fact, the fires MUST be quite serious given the level of smoke.

Then please do find it up and die in it.

2/1/2010 4:07:38 PM



friggin' double post.

2/1/2010 4:07:47 PM



If a human tormented an entire nation of people for the deeds of a few, we'd call it 'genocide' and send them to a war crimes tribunal. Are you saying we should hold your god to lower standards than we hold ourselves?
God is a war criminal, and I won't pray to him any more than I would pray to Hitler. According to Christians themselves, though, Satan doesn't seem to ever do anything violent on this level. Are you sure you're on the side you think you are on?

2/1/2010 4:09:03 PM

Zeus Almighty

"The children who die are in Heaven. They have it great. They got the best deal."

May you be sodomized -- repeatedly -- with a splintery two-by-four.

And, you know, "Weekend at Bernies" was not a documentary.

2/1/2010 4:10:12 PM

Doubting Thomas

"I’ve heard enough over the years that there’s far too much smoke to be no fire—in fact, the fires MUST be quite serious given the level of smoke."

You know, "where there's smoke there's fire" only works if the "smoke" you're hearing is actually true to begin with, and not hearsay, urban legend, or made up BS. If you were an innocent man on trial for murder based on hearsay evidence, would you want the jury thinking "where there's smoke there's fire?"

"The children who die are in Heaven. They have it great. They got the best deal. "

Then why not be in favor of abortion?

"Christian money and goods are pouring toward them. "

Though obviously not from Pat Robertson or Rush Limbaugh.

"SATAN WORSHIP IS A HORROR."

Actually I think it's as silly as God/Jesus worship.

"The bad person is not the one pointing out that it’s a horror."

I disagree. Someone sitting comfortably in a multi-million dollar mansion thinking that the people in Haiti who are suffering deserve it is not a good person.

2/1/2010 4:11:47 PM

Table Rock

This whitewashing of Haiti and it’s past just doesn’t was with me. There’s too much evidence been in the public domain over the years.

Bullshit. I bet you couldn't find Haiti on a map prior to the earthquake.

2/1/2010 4:22:19 PM

Canadia

Any worship is a horror.

How could you do that to your brain? what the fuck did it ever do to you?

2/1/2010 4:24:09 PM

RavenWood

You're a vulture and you should DIAF.

2/1/2010 4:27:30 PM

GigaGuess

I can’t be 100% certain of all the details of Haiti’s history vis a vis satan worship. However, in my 63 years of living, I’ve heard enough over the years that there’s far too much smoke to be no fire—in fact, the fires MUST be quite serious given the level of smoke.
Except all the smoke is coming from you guys. It's unthinkable that they shook off the French themselves, it simply HAD to be a deal with the devil...[/spoiler]

That’s just what I’ve heard in the MSM over the decades.
That they're voodoo devil worshipers? Get serious.

This whitewashing of Haiti and it’s past just doesn’t was with me. There’s too much evidence been in the public domain over the years.
What evidence? Seriously, I'm asking, you guys are the masters of claiming evidence that you refuse to produce.

The children who die are in Heaven. They have it great. They got the best deal.
Chapter and verse that says a child gets a free pass. And what about the parents that so cruelly get a child taken from them? Let alone why you guys vehemently oppose abortion, then...I mean you're just fast tracking the child to heaven, so why don't we just abort ALL children?

Those alive and suffering are another story and all Christian hearts go out to them.
You say after you accuse them of devil worship, and worthy of God's wrath.

Christian money and goods are pouring toward them.
Actually, I'm seeing many using the devil worship as an excuse to sit on their thumbs. And wallets.

SATAN WORSHIP IS A HORROR.
No moreso than using your faith as a reason to deny aid.

The bad person is not the one pointing out that it’s a horror. The bad is participating in it. The bad is the consequences from it.
Prove this is a result of the alleged devil worship. Prove this is God's wrath that's about 200 years too late. Prove this is more than just a tragedy requiring aid wherever they can find it.

2/1/2010 4:29:10 PM



63 years and you haven't learned that people lie, make things up and spread rumours all the time. After all, wasn't it accepted for centuries that women were just hysterical creatures that needed a man to take care of them? Wasn't that proven to be completely false despite the public view on it?

2/1/2010 4:31:49 PM



Where exactly, is that "age of accountability" bullshit, in the actual Bible?

2/1/2010 4:51:05 PM

Old Viking

Do you know what this guy really hates? When he gets a little stone or pebble in his shoe, and sometimes he has to walk on it for days before it finally goes away.

2/1/2010 5:21:45 PM



The children who die are in Heaven. They have it great. They got the best deal.

Free abortions for everyone!!!

2/1/2010 5:32:49 PM

John

Even if what Pat Robertson said were true, the incident he's claiming happened, by his own admission, long before anyone in Haiti today was alive.

The bad person is not the one pointing out that it’s a horror.

No, the bad person is the blasphemous liar claiming he is in some magical communication with God, who tells him a disaster was caused by Him as some sort of retribution. He should reread the Third Commandment.

2/1/2010 5:35:37 PM

Smilodon

"SATAN WORSHIP IS A HORROR."

Considering that Satan kills far fewer people than God does, I'm inclined to disagree with you.

2/1/2010 5:41:09 PM

Sisyphus

Compared to Yahweh Satan seems like a decent fellow. I think I'd rather spend my time with Satan worshippers than christians (at least Satan worshippers know how to have a good time)

2/1/2010 5:45:09 PM

Kilted_Kaboodle

After ripping out your eyeballs, I will promptly skull-fuck you. You are a waste of human brain matter despite how little you actually use. If your god does exist, he is an insufferable dick and does not deserve our love, devotion, or attention.

2/1/2010 6:16:33 PM

GMAFBreak

"The children who die are in Heaven. They have it great. They got the best deal. "

Hey Pat, if they got such great deal, arrange for a building fall on you so you can go join them.

2/1/2010 6:17:44 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

The bad person is the one accusing the Haitians of a crime of which they are innocent.

2/1/2010 6:32:06 PM

campbunny

I don't think you know what "in the public domain" means. Do you have children? How about I kill them? It won't be suicide because an evil Atheist will have done it. What a deal! No risk! Just heaven.

2/1/2010 6:45:37 PM

WMDKitty

That's funny, because one of the main BENEFITS of being a Satanist is that we're FREE to do what we please, within certain, fairly loose, boundaries. That's also one of the main benefits of most (if not all) of the Pagan paths.

Why do you restrict yourselves so much? Repression is bad for you, you should be ENJOYING life!

2/1/2010 7:41:45 PM



You heard him! Round up the kids and kill 'em! They'll have it great!

2/1/2010 9:26:42 PM

Ken

Cut your 'little children go to Heaven' bullcrap. It doesn't make you look like a nice person. Your Bible damns all of the unsaved. Deal.

2/1/2010 11:41:12 PM

Giveitaday

I can’t be 100% certain of all the details of Haiti’s history vis a vis satan worship.

Then what in the name of all you hold holy makes you think you have the right to condemn them for things that you admit you don't even know to be true?

However, in my 63 years of living, I’ve heard enough over the years

You may have "heard" plenty, but your post says that you have learned next to nothing.

there’s far too much smoke to be no fire—in fact, the fires MUST be quite serious given the level of smoke.

So basically you are saying that whenever a natural disaster strikes and kill an untold number of people that it is really their fault it happened because you claim, while at the same time admitting you lack the knowledge needed to make that claim, that they worshipped satan?

That’s just what I’ve heard in the MSM over the decades.

Sure, because all the mainstream media reports over the decades have been exclusively about the haitians single minded devotion to satan worship, right?

You either have an incredibly selective memory when it comes to news about haiti, or far more likely you are just lying for jesus, combined with equal parts blaming the victim. If you ever wonder why people mock and scorn fundamentalist christianity as being arrogant, spiteful, hate-filled bigots you need only to look in a mirror for your answer


This whitewashing of Haiti and it’s past just doesn’t was with me.

First off, what past and what whitewashing? Please give us all an example of what dark aspect of Haiti's past is being covered up by virtue of a "MSM" conspiracy?

Secondly, You seem to be saying that because you feel that the history of Haiti contains some anomolous "evil", that the people of Haiti are somehow unworthy or underserving of help in the wake of the recent tragedey. So not only are you misinformed and easily led to false conclusions like a dog on a leash, and by Pat Fuckin' Robertson no less.


There’s too much evidence been in the public domain over the years.

And just what is damning evidence that renders every single Haitian that has ever lived beneath contempt, undeserving of help in a time of need, and somehow responsible for any and all disasters that befall them?

The children who die are in Heaven. They have it great. They got the best deal.

No, they didn't. They are stil dead. The very fact that you trumpet that as if it just the greatest thing in the fucking world is sickening. Further more you have no biblical support for such a claim, it's simply your way of rationalizing your glee about the deaths of people you look down upon as "lesser" beings.

Those alive and suffering are another story and all Christian hearts go out to them.

With the exceptions of yourself and Pat Robertson who seem to be barely suppressing the urge to jump up and down, grinning from ear to ear, giddy as a schoolgirl with exitement about you "god" snuffing out the lives of all those sub-human black people devil worshippers.

Christian money and goods are pouring toward them.

Get off your high horse and quit acting like the aid going to Haiti is an exclusively christian endevor. Especially with so many of the prominent voices on the christian "right" insinuating that "they brought it on themselves so why should we have to help them?", or trying to paint all government or secular programs as raising money to force(Choose all that apply) Communism, Socialism, Marxism, Facism, Islam, Paganism, Atheism, Mandatory Abortion, the Homosexual Agenda, and mass persecution of so-called True Christians(TM) on unsuspecting americans

SATAN WORSHIP IS A HORROR.

So why don't you go find some people who actually worship satan and bitch about them rather than just assuming that whatever idiotic shit Pat Robertson spews out must be true cause you heard it on the fucking 700 Club. For fuck's sake man, think for yourself! Quit letting well known pathological liars for jesus tell you what you think.

The bad person is not the one pointing out that it’s a horror. The bad is participating in it. The bad is the consequences from it.

In other words you wish to be held blameless for the intolerant views you advocate, but all the men, women, and children who died or suffered permanent injuries... Well they had it coming and brought it on themselves because that's what some washed up televangelist said, so it MUST be true.

2/1/2010 11:42:04 PM

aaa

Freeper is senile, part 51275.

2/1/2010 11:47:48 PM
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