Is it true Jesus gave Haiti an earthquake because he hates black people? He created us in his image and he was white..
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Just have to quote this here:
"Princeton:
Oh, Christ do I feel good.
Gary Coleman:
Now there was a fine upstanding black man!
Princeton:
Who?
Gary Coleman:
Jesus Christ.
Kate Monster:
But, Gary, Jesus was white.
Gary Coleman:
No, Jesus was black.
Kate Monster:
No, Jesus was white.
Gary Coleman:
No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black-
Princeton:
Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!"
Avenue Q "Everyone's a little bit racist"
Well, if Jesus was Semitic, you could make a pretty good case for him being white...
But if you think of "THE JEWISH MENACE" as white, you probably aren't that racist anyway, and so, it probably doesn't matter.
RUFUS: See? You know all about the other twelve Apostles - white boys, I might add. But no mention of Rufus. And why? Cause I'm a black man. But that's just my pet peeve. I mainly want to correct a major error that you people are basing a faith on.
BETHANY: What's that?
RUFUS: Jesus wasn't white; He was black.
JAY: Bull----. I've seen pictures of Jesus, and He has blonde hair and blue eyes.
RUFUS: (wiping hands) That's what's particularly insulting. Between the time when He established the faith and the church started to officially organize, the powers-that-be decided that while the message of Christ was integral, the fact that He was black was a detriment. So all renderings were ordered to be Eurocentric, even though the brother was blacker than Jesse.
Actually, he was brown. Aramaic, to be specific. He was no more white than King Abdullah. I don't see why you people have such a hard time with that concept, unless you've been taught that the Bible was written by the fucking Gauls or something.
"Hey, Cormac! After we get done burning this Wicker-Man, I want you to help me finish writing the Holy Bible! It's the word of the One True God. Y'know, not counting all our PAGAN DEITIES ."
No, for many reasons:
1. Jesus might not have even existed. And even if he did, he's dead now, so no.
2. Even assuming that anything in the Bible happened, it was God who created us in his image, not Jesus.
3. If Jesus cared about something as superficial as skin colour, he wouldn't have been renowned for being merciful and loving, even towards people who perhaps didn't deserve it. So even if he did exist, and did hate black people (had he ever even seen a black person...?), I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have killed them in an earthquake.
4. Jesus likely wasn't exactly what you'd call "black", but he wasn't exactly what you'd call "white" either. And since it was supposed to be God who created us in his image anyway, are you implying that God was/is white? Shouldn't God be raceless? I mean, he's GOD, for crying out loud! And if he "created us in his image and he was white", then why would there be any black people in the first place?
Logic fail.
So the 1906 San Francisco earthquake was intended for where? Jesus needs a fucking atlas if he was aiming for, say, Nigeria instead.
And Jesus wasn't white in the way you fundies like to use the word anyway, assuming he existed at all.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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